My MSP sux the cruise control broke!!

[SPEEDHERO]

The blowjob button is broken on mine...anyone else got the same problem?

 

[marashka]

The blowjob button is broken on mine...anyone else got the same problem?

you have to get the optional female specimen installed for this button to operate properly. i had that installed from and aftermarket dealer. the good thing is that they are interchangeable, but the prices differ depending on looks/quality and avaliabilty in your area.

 

[DSMConvert]

well yea but the problem with that is that they only respond 3weeks out of the month...the other week its like the device has a mind of its own!!! All mine does during that week is squeak and annoy me...if i had to compare the squeak to something, I'd almost say it sounded like "blah blah blah"...funny thing is my gf sounds just like that sometimes!

 

[Newf]

I opened the hood and noticed that my 710 is low

Where can I get some 710?

 

[MSP Pro]

Stand on your head...that'll fix it.

 

[oldzoomer]

I'm outraged! My damn LSD broke when I tried to tow my mobile home. What kind of car company would a performance car that you can't use for practical purposes?

 

[sickspeed94]

hmm actually MSPs did have a sunroof option.....when my cruise control went out it was because my head light leveling fluid was too low...shorted out the ground connection to the positive terminal of my battery......

lol i heard that recording of the phone call when they tell the old lady she needs headlight fluid replacement... chuckle chuckle chuckle

 

[Quik89Si]

Anybody else have problems with their diamond plate floorboards popping out? I have also found that the harder I accelerate, the more gears I have - up to 7 at times!

Alex

 

[N1XRR]

UM -

MSP's didnt come with cruise.

(dealers could install them aftermarket - but they are junk setups)

If you buy a DECENT aftermarket system, it will work properly...infact, better then most other cars stock.

 

[tiwing]

Ok get this guys!

I was at a stopsight showing off for the honeys with the stock hydrolics. Everything was going great til the pressure from my mazdaspeed nos bottle somehow mixed with the hydrolics and bam I flipped right over! Mazda sais they wont fix it cause I enstalled a boost gauge (freak)

LMAO. best one IMO

 

[mdaj]

What! I own a Mazdaspeed Protege!?! <---har har eye ='s teh 0vvn3d

...Im bored in class...

 

[Nextruss]

My rutter stopped working the other day and the wings dont open completely anymore

 

[TampaBlackMSP]

Whatever the problem, just remember...(taken from the brilliant classic, 'Fletch'):

"I need gauze pads, some 2 'n 1 oil, and some ball bearings."

"Ball bearings? Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure boy! It's all ball bearings these days!"

So there ya have it...I actually hear they'll fix clunks, sunroofs, flux capacitors and blowjob buttons!

 

[MazdaSP]

i dunno... i think albino's post was pretty funny too...... dilithium crystals! hah

 

[DragonSpeed]

my msp used to have all kinda probs till i stopped using 93 octane gas and started using this

trust me. it works (thumb)

 

[oldzoomer]

MSP problem #7317649165:
The rocket launcher broke today which made it impossible to clear the road of slow, ugly, stinky SUVs thus ensuring that I was late to my first day of work as VP of Warranties for Mazda NA. And since I was late I was demoted to CSR so instead of being able to get everyone's problems fixed for free all I do all day is stamp "VOID" on the warranties of every member of this forum.

 

[shaolin]

My MSP warranty is void cuz I farted in the car.

 

[Dr.Sound]

cant belive my rear differential s*** the bed, delaer refused to fix due to my aftermarket spoiler....
i am mad....!!!!

My rear wheel drive part of my AWD went out. So now my MSP is a bad FWD car. This blows!

is there an ECHO in the building??

 

[marashka]

Echo in the building.....echo in the building....echo in the building

 

[nickbachman]

i was told by the salesman at the dealer that since the car is japanese, instead of having traditional horsepower, the engine's power is actually measured in "rickshawpower". one of which is equivalent to 0.53 u.s. horsepower.