My MSP sux the cruise control broke!!

Wow, we have had quite a few pontless threads in the section lately...anyone check out the thread asking how much the MSP can handle in whp?? Pretty much looks the same as this(hand)
 
Since the 4 turbos and the supercharger that came with mine dont give enough zoom zoom, I swapped the motor with 2 goats and a donkey, goin amish styles, now mazda voided my warranty on the spinner rims and the whistle tip cuz they got clogged with poop :( (hand)
 
haha pimp you win funniest post thus far....ms by option i meant dealer option, i should of been more specific, but none the less you could get a brand new MSP off the lot with a sunroof..everything else I posted was sarcasm....but for all of you that have problems I suggest installing a transporter...when anything breaks on mine I simply have scotty beam over a mazda tech....too bad lately he's been beaming them over naked and into the trunk....lately my windows have been rolling up from the bottom of the door instead of down from the top like they used too...I guess gravity is different here on earth than from my home planet...
 
Well the evinrude outboard that came with mine isnt working so i switched ot the electric trolling motor. havent had any problems since..
 
(nana) (yippy) (rofl2) (rlaugh) you guys crack me up...
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Thank god two of my cylinders weren't working since I bought the car or I may have wrecked worse. Luckily, only four were working at the time so I only rolled three times.(boom02)
 
MSP?? I thought it was a Volkswagon. That round thing infront of the motor is a Frfignewgan right?
 
Yellospeed said:
Who the hell put a turbo in my car? I ordered mine NA.
You win the Best Post in this Thread award! (first) Anyone else care to try out some sarcasm (or a lame attempt at it)?
 
Chojin said:
[redneck]

I'll tell you what your problem is....it's your muffler bearings....they need to be replaced.

[/redneck]
...and the funny thing is gm makes a part called a muffler bearing(hand) (rofl)
 
When I was buying my mazda....they told me that I should 'keep it real' and buy the Mazdaspeed.....well, lets just say that 'keeping it real' has gone wrong..... I just noticed that somebody took the V-8 out of my speed and replaced it with a 170hp 4 banger....son of a ....
 
Ok get this guys!

I was at a stopsight showing off for the honeys with the stock hydrolics. Everything was going great til the pressure from my mazdaspeed nos bottle somehow mixed with the hydrolics and bam I flipped right over! Mazda sais they wont fix it cause I enstalled a boost gauge (freak)
 
wish you all can help..i want some accessories to my factory turbocharge v6...i want more power also...lately my side airbag light went blinking..dont know the problem..hmm..also is there a fix to the stock 2 12's in the trunk?.....seems to rattle the trunk a bit..hmm
 

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