Attacked by strippers
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jersey_emt
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xelderx said:
We both have fun, and she usually gets free drinks, so sometimes it actually ends up being cheaper than just going to a regular bar.
Yeah some people think it's weird, but a lot of the other things we enjoy together are 'weird' as well. (Not in THAT way, our sex life is actually quite normal, and will STAY that way...neither of us are into THAT kind of 'weird' stuff lol)
TXMazdaSpeeder
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strippers in general are nasty
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Just stick with your blow up doll it is safer LOL
i went to a friends bachelor party at a strip club. they did exactly what is described in that article. it was ******* crazy and it had got to hurt. he was sitting down with his hands tied behind his back to the pole and they would just jump on his lap up and down. i am not surprised they have caused injury to that guy.
i dfntly don't want to have that done to me.
i dfntly don't want to have that done to me.
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I totally agree with Lara, after having been to many a strip club and heeding the advice of my hubby who *tried* dating strippers before we met.
I totally have to quote Lara on this:
I totally have to quote Lara on this:
and also this from the movie Carrie:
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just remember not all strippers are nasty ******. Im going to say this from the stripper stand point. my WIFE is a stripper and she is not
a. nasty
b. druggy
c. *****
d. alcholic.
I know cause i have been to the club a few times. The girls she hung out with after work were not nasty/******/....ect you get the drift. Actually her best friend form work was working just for money for college. She graduated high school at 16 the same week she got her associates degree. She played the game but did not sleep with anybody. in fact she didnt lose her virginity until the DJ at the club got her REALLY drunk and spiked her drink with something. she worked for a year got her money and is now going to college with out having to work. my wife is stripping to pay for her college and my college. Lara your description is about 3/4 true.
as far as going to strip clubs, if you have a problem with your spouse going into one, then you are insicure about yourself or dont trust your spouse. some guys like to go in just have a few drinks and look at naked woman. Thats why my friends and I go in. Plus I go cause I get in for free and talk to the girls cause they all like me and hate the fact that im married, and if its a slow night at work i spend time with the wife. As for as me letting my wife go to clubs. Yes She has gone to male strip clubs and when she comes back she laughs how funny it is. And if she isnt working she will go to a stip clubs with me. but this is just my opinion.
but oh ya as far as the story goes. thats how my wifes club is. ive seen her give the birthday boy/bachelor dance (the guy gets on stage and every girl in the club gives him a QUICK jump on the lap) but my wife is brutal to the guys. im defently glad she is not that way at home. i feel sorry for the guys. but non of them have complained yet.
a. nasty
b. druggy
c. *****
d. alcholic.
I know cause i have been to the club a few times. The girls she hung out with after work were not nasty/******/....ect you get the drift. Actually her best friend form work was working just for money for college. She graduated high school at 16 the same week she got her associates degree. She played the game but did not sleep with anybody. in fact she didnt lose her virginity until the DJ at the club got her REALLY drunk and spiked her drink with something. she worked for a year got her money and is now going to college with out having to work. my wife is stripping to pay for her college and my college. Lara your description is about 3/4 true.
as far as going to strip clubs, if you have a problem with your spouse going into one, then you are insicure about yourself or dont trust your spouse. some guys like to go in just have a few drinks and look at naked woman. Thats why my friends and I go in. Plus I go cause I get in for free and talk to the girls cause they all like me and hate the fact that im married, and if its a slow night at work i spend time with the wife. As for as me letting my wife go to clubs. Yes She has gone to male strip clubs and when she comes back she laughs how funny it is. And if she isnt working she will go to a stip clubs with me. but this is just my opinion.
but oh ya as far as the story goes. thats how my wifes club is. ive seen her give the birthday boy/bachelor dance (the guy gets on stage and every girl in the club gives him a QUICK jump on the lap) but my wife is brutal to the guys. im defently glad she is not that way at home. i feel sorry for the guys. but non of them have complained yet.
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You guys are crazy. Strip clubs are good clean fun. I've been to strip clubs with girlfriends plenty of times. It's quite a turn on to get your GF a lap dance. I would never sleep with a stripper, but it's also fun to go out there with the guys and drink to naked women dancing.
Back to the point of the thread. I've got a pretty good strip club beating story:
We were at a strip club in Guam called the G-spot. We had this new guy with us who was scared of women and needed a little "initiation". We paid this stripper $50, and told her to take him on stage and give him a spanking. So this girl takes him up onto stage, takes off his pants (he was wearing whity-tightys which was hilarious because everyone we worked with was there laughing it up), she tighed him to the pole with his underwear, took his belt from his pants that she had taken off of him, and proceeded to whip the hell out of his bare ass in front of everyone. It was one of the funniest things I have seen, and even though he was embarrased at the time he started being more outgoing after that.
If you guys think the strip clubs here are gross try going to a strip club in Thailand (I saw some things that even grossed me out).
Back to the point of the thread. I've got a pretty good strip club beating story:
We were at a strip club in Guam called the G-spot. We had this new guy with us who was scared of women and needed a little "initiation". We paid this stripper $50, and told her to take him on stage and give him a spanking. So this girl takes him up onto stage, takes off his pants (he was wearing whity-tightys which was hilarious because everyone we worked with was there laughing it up), she tighed him to the pole with his underwear, took his belt from his pants that she had taken off of him, and proceeded to whip the hell out of his bare ass in front of everyone. It was one of the funniest things I have seen, and even though he was embarrased at the time he started being more outgoing after that.
If you guys think the strip clubs here are gross try going to a strip club in Thailand (I saw some things that even grossed me out).
Yep, I agree - two of my close friends are ex strippers - both were using the money to pay for school one was also using it to provide for her son. Both have long since stopped stripping - the one with the kid is married to a friend of mine, and has had another child. The other is soon to be engaged to my best friend and is now a Math teacher at a private school(yes, I still make "hot for teacher" references sometimes!).freekwonder said:
Also - going to a strip club doesn't necessarily have to lead to a night of drugs and orgies. Personally I think most girls who dislike strippers have other reasons. I'm not saying that skank, and objectifying women aren't valid claims. But I think that also they feel that if their significant other sees someone who is more attractive, or more sexual - that it will lessen them in some way. It's jealousy.
Also, most girls I know who aren't ok with such things as strippers and porn are very hung up on what is proper. While I'm honestly not a huge fan of ******* a lady in the ass - I do on occasion hit the back door on a girl. I love being a cunning linguist. I like when a girl is not afraid to suck my balls or tell me to spank or pull her hair just a little harder when I'm behind her. Sometimes with the right girl - a whip or other toys can be fun. I'm not saying that I'm always going to do so - but sometimes I am going to spray a load on a girls face, or enjoy watching her doing other things that most would consider "deviant behavior". It's not just like guys are the only ones who wanna try new things - most of the above, as well as quite a few other things - were shown to me by women (quite a few by two close friends of mine).
For perspective - I'm usually single (quite a bit of (jerkit) over the years), but I tend to have fun with a few of my close female friends - some of who are or have been in relationships at the time - be it dating, engaged, or married. Plus, I figure if someone is going to be upset with my point-of-view on the subject - the above will at least give them a bit of ammo to flame me properly instead of just some random derogatory generalizations.
Ultimately, if you really care about someone - you are going to do what will best make the both of you happy together as a couple. IMHO a relationship that works will need to "respect compromise", not "compromise respect". It is truly better to give than it is to recieve.
::covers head for the shitbomb that may soon go off::
At least you aren't stereotyping.Kain said:
Funny how just having an opinion based in a set of morals that is different than someone else's is called closed minded. It's a belief system, not being closed minded. If someone could prove to me that their belief system works better than mine, I'm all ears. That is why I believe the way I do, btw; not just because it is easier. By far, my belief system, because it is more strict, tends towards more difficult.Slider said:
Please dont tell me she told you this and you believed it??? I dont know not ONE single person that has ever graduated at 16 and got their associates (2 yr degree) in the same week. If you believe that, I'd like to sell you some swamp land in Florida.
For the record and statistically:
4 female strippers worked at 4 different "gentlemen's clubs". Locations include Miami Florida and Jacksonville, NC.
One had an associates degree, the rest did not. At least one or two that I remember had a GED. The one that HAD a degree said she started doing it for the education, but liked the money so much and picking her own hours, kept on doing it for a living. She applied for a homeloan and only got approved for a trailer. They said her income was not "stable". Especially since she did not report "her tips". She's been divorced 2-3 times.
Other stripper stated that after she started, she needed the money for an operation. (which I thought was noble I guess). Then I found out that she needed it because her other implants turned into "rocks" and needed them to get replaced. Much like you would a spare tire (her description). She was bi-sexual, brought home women when "hubbie" was at work (car salesman) and infant was at daycare. Snorted coke and went to swingers parties. Her husband thought he "knew" her well. Guess she left a few things out after she left the club at 3am.
Other stripper was the one from Jacksonville. She was married to a Marine. So she says, "he cheated on me and gave me gonorreah". Yeahhhhh right. She left him and moved down to of course,.... Miami. Where she promptly stated that she needed a place to stay. She was given one, took a girls boyfriend away and moved in with him. Temporarily of course. Matter of convience? Hmmm... And just to show that not all strippers have size 'D' implants, she was an Asian/Hawaiian small 'A'. Flastest chested stripper I ever met. lol She also later developed HIV in which she's taking meds for.
Last well known stripper has the simplest story. Was reportedly abused as a child, ranaway from home, was arrested at least 4-5 times, smoked weed every so often - got bored with it, went on to doing "lines" and now weighs about 85 pounds. She obviously got fired after the customers started complaining about her weight. Don't know where she is now, don't really care.
The others that are also a part of Miami "night life" that my sister dated (yeah, she's gay) have also done or are doing drugs, have multiple partners, been married, have or had kids, at least one has vaginal warts, but still making pretty good money of course and still living the good life I suppose.
It's not about jealousy, it's about reality. While it may be great for a very few, it's not what the other 90% are. These girls that I mentioned are the reality. Do you see that when you see them flashing their tits on stage? Of course not. Cause then you're not buying into the fantasy. That's where your money is going, to a fantasy that only YOU know. Not the reality they live. Kudos to the 10% that work in a small town or an "honest" establishment (yeah right) or are only doing it for "education". The truth is.. you do it for the money. And QUICK money. If you're that smart or that damn educated, I seriously doubt you'd go through life as a stripper.
And no, it's got nothing to do with jealousy. I don't know any girls that always wanted to be a stripper when they grew up. Most women and men I know always wanted to be doctors, lawyers, firemen, police officers, etc. And why not model? Why strip? I know it can't be about being pretty, because if I could model and work in law enforcement, I'm sure they could as well. And it's got nothing to do with being smart or having skill, because my ass could slide down a pole, put my legs behind my head and tickle my husbands nads all at the same time. The only difference, I do it all in the comfort and privacy of our bedroom. And no one's watching or putting dollars in my ass crack.
glyph said:
If you classify someone by what they do or what they believe and judge them on that, well that is being close minded isn't it?
It is like a bible thumper saying that everyone who doesn't believe in god going to hell.
Everyone who goes to strip clubs is not a deviant of some kind. Many of them go to church, believe in god and are good people.
The human body is not dirty, and if you are putting a stigma of "dirty" on it then I would say that you have some real hang ups.
Lara, so you're saying your husband DOESN'T put dollar bills in your ass-crack?
slider, i'm not sure what you mean by "bible-thumpers", but I am a person who takes my definition of God from the Bible, and if that's the God you believe in, then the Bible also defines what is right and wrong, and going to a strip club obviously leads down the wrong path. Even if you miraculously go to a stip club and don't sin (read: do something that is wrong), then think about the fact that you are supporting an establishment that does cause others to.
slider, i'm not sure what you mean by "bible-thumpers", but I am a person who takes my definition of God from the Bible, and if that's the God you believe in, then the Bible also defines what is right and wrong, and going to a strip club obviously leads down the wrong path. Even if you miraculously go to a stip club and don't sin (read: do something that is wrong), then think about the fact that you are supporting an establishment that does cause others to.
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