Whats the craziest thing you ever seen????

Speaking of gun fights..

I used to work in downtown DC when Marion Barry (the worst thing to EVER happen to DC) was Mayor. Anyways, I worked night shift at this place and we were right on a street corner...well, the front door could see it really easily. Anyways, I was chatting inside the glass door with a couple of people when all of a sudden, we hear machine gun fire.

We all drop and look out the window and there were two Broncos (like O.J. used)..one black and one white. Well, they were literally like 10-15 feet away from each other and popped open the door before jumping out and just blasting at each other.

A guy from the white Bronco got tore up and right when they started to help him in the car that he came from, the guys who shot him started to jump in their car and take off. Well, the guys who had a man down then figured they had a chance to fight back so they again opened fire on the guys trying to get away.

Well, they went back and forth and each time, they took a guy or two down. These were all really big black dudes and I don't know how the hell they all crammed in those cars.

So the black Bronco was just left there with a couple of guys laying on the ground bleeding and the white one was able to speed off. Crazy thing was though is that right when they finished shooting, it started to rain like I have never seen it rain before.

Just literally coming down in curtains..it was soo freaking strange. The cops came in about 40 seconds later and one or two guys from the Bronco that didn't leave just tried to run away. Don't know if they got caught.

Considering that only 2-3% of homicides in DC get justice, I doubt it.
 
I was trying to find the video on you tube. One area I use to live in LA of course there was a black neighborhood and slowly the mexicans started to move in. It ended up being half and half. I swear there is....dam I forget the name of the street. It was like invisable an line once you cross the street you were in the black neighborhood and go back you were in the mexican neighborhood.

So there was so much fucken tension I think it was dateline they did a special on this for like a week cause there were murders every night. I mean old folks, parents, kids, my friends little brother got shot and killed cause his friend was black and lived in the black neighborhood, because the local gangs over there saw this black kid with a mexican and they started to give s*** to the mex kid for being in there hood and started to get on the black kid for hanging with a mex. So my friends lil bro tried to back his homie and they shot him.
After that all hell broke loose cause my friend was in pretty deep if you know what I mean and I was involed a little, but s*** Im just glad I learn quick after taking one, being stabbed, being put away. Yeah I love my freedom lol.

I aint racist I hate everyone equal. I just hate it when people say oh your ghetto or you live in the ghetto. Why cause Im mexican or black....ghettos are in every race and every where but stupid people dont see that.
 
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nope, but in high school, I was almost involved in a head on collision with some ******* street racers.

i was in a car with friends coming around a bend and before we even knew what was happening, I see an FC coming around the bend, hit a bump and start sliding in our direction. he slid right behind us into a strip mall concrete sign. we turned around to see if they were okay, and what do we see? the ******* ass clowns jumping, yelling, and celebrating like they meant to do that.
 
nope, but in high school, I was almost involved in a head on collision with some ******* street racers.

i was in a car with friends coming around a bend and before we even knew what was happening, I see an FC coming around the bend, hit a bump and start sliding in our direction. he slid right behind us into a strip mall concrete sign. we turned around to see if they were okay, and what do we see? the ******* ass clowns jumping, yelling, and celebrating like they meant to do that.

STUPID s****!!!! I remember one time when i use to go to the street races. it was a acura and another car I dont remember what kinda they were racing and the ac lost control some how and hit the middle divider and they flip and crashed all crazy, but they lived the only problem was that they were trapped and the car caught on fire and sad to say they didnt make it, and no one stayed to help cause you know what would happen to you, but me and my buddy could see from a distance and left after that.
 
i got chased by a guy in a civic because i pulled out in front of him, then he yelled something to me and i said sorry and drove away

i also saw 2 people eating it on their bikes
one was at night, some guy was riding along in the dark and he full on crashed into a fire hydrant
the other one was a girl that was riding through a crosswalk and car turned and she slammed on her front brake and the bike flipped and she fell, i was trying so hard with my friend not to laugh, stupid college kids at uhh dont know how to follow simple traffic rules like look both ways before you cross the street and push the button and wait for the walk sign
 
1. I saw a tiny, live, human being extracted from the body of another live human being. That's pretty freaky.

2. On the way to work one time, my co-worker and I got stuck in a back-up on one of those long flowing exit ramps that leads from one road to another, while running parallel to a larger road. We look up the road about 5 cars, and there's a taxi nosed into the corner of the bridge support we were about to drive past. It had apparently come over the curb from the larger road, crossed our exit ramp, and slammed into the bridge! It was on fire, and the driver and a pregnant passenger were still inside. Everyone had a cell phone, nobody had a fire extinguisher.

Realizing were wouldn't be driving anywhere for a while, my co-worker (it was her car) sent me ahead on foot to the shop, to meet the lunch rush. As I walked away from the burning car, sirens approaching the scene, I kind of felt like the angel of death.

The pregnant lady was ok, the driver died (I think), and I bought a fire extinguisher for in my car the next week. It was not chrome, and was not on display!
 
Two things come to mind ... Crap, Google HIPAA and you'll see why my paycheck determines I can't give more details. How about taggin' and baggin' a person who's flesh melted off their bones ... not from disease, but from "therapy" or cracking a persons chest for heart massage and repair 'cause that's where the knife was ... I see s*** every night that's crazy.
 
Wait - 10 years ago in Scottsdale AZ, I saw a guy in a Nissan pickup get hit by some Jackhole in a 911 that ran a red light (I was sitting at the light). There was no way the Nissan driver had his belt on, 'cause he ejected through the passenger window and flew across the street and got impaled upside-down on a Saguaro cactus, this and the bum I saw try to hop a train in El Paso Texas (and fail to the tune of losing his legs) will cap off my contributions.
 
I'm currently working in the far south west corner of Mali (its a country in West Africa, look it up if you are interested). I'm a geologist so there is a fair amout of fieldwork involved in my job. So a couple of days ago we are hiking through the bush and we stop to spot a drill hole. One of the locals look over, screams "serpent" (they speak french) and jumps. Yep, not 2 feet from where I had been standing a minute ago was a black mamba. Luckily for us it took off the other way. We got out of there and came back a couple of hours later and torched the entire area. Its no gun fight, but in its own way probably more scary.
 
First legitimate job at 16 years old, lifeguard at the YMCA. First week, fresh out of certification, a man comes up fromt heaprking lot stating that his brother is having a seizure. I run out there and this guy is having a seizure and foaming at the mouth, reaked of alcohol. I told the first guy to call 911 and he starts to run, slips ont he pre-payment and busts his knee wide open. So here I am, 16 years old, one guy having aseizure while foaming at the mouth, and another guy with a compound fracture to his knee.

I tell the injured guy to hold still and I will help him soon. I stradle the seizure having dude, about the gayest moment of my life. I place one hand on his head to hold it down due tot he seizure and the other hand to his abdomen to give him abdominal thrusts. I turn him on his side to drain his lungs of foam, and repeat until the foam is gone. His seizure stops after a few violent shakes and his breathing stops with it. Mind you, the other guy is screaming because of his leg. I check the guys air way and there is no breathing or pulse. I start CPR and chest compressions while I rip my shirt and tie a quick knot around dudes leg, after he crawls over to me. I would have to stop to swab his mouth out due to the foam coming out while I am trying to give him CPR.

Ambulance shows up because a pedestrian saw us. They take him away, I am completely stoked and worried about virus' as I did not have any protection for everything that I had just done. My boss shows up, I finish my report and ask for an immediate hourly increase.

The next day I get a call from the guy, he was diagnosed with alcohol induced seizure, choking, heart failure. The other guys lost a lot of blood but both are doing well and in recovery.

I had done everything that I had learned in training in one situation. The week before I was worried that I wouldn't remember anything.
 
I'm currently working in the far south west corner of Mali (its a country in West Africa, look it up if you are interested). I'm a geologist so there is a fair amout of fieldwork involved in my job. So a couple of days ago we are hiking through the bush and we stop to spot a drill hole. One of the locals look over, screams "serpent" (they speak french) and jumps. Yep, not 2 feet from where I had been standing a minute ago was a black mamba. Luckily for us it took off the other way. We got out of there and came back a couple of hours later and torched the entire area. Its no gun fight, but in its own way probably more scary.

haha yeah mate, i ran into one of those too!!! scareeee!
 
First legitimate job at 16 years old, lifeguard at the YMCA. First week, fresh out of certification, a man comes up fromt heaprking lot stating that his brother is having a seizure. I run out there and this guy is having a seizure and foaming at the mouth, reaked of alcohol. I told the first guy to call 911 and he starts to run, slips ont he pre-payment and busts his knee wide open. So here I am, 16 years old, one guy having aseizure while foaming at the mouth, and another guy with a compound fracture to his knee.

I tell the injured guy to hold still and I will help him soon. I stradle the seizure having dude, about the gayest moment of my life. I place one hand on his head to hold it down due tot he seizure and the other hand to his abdomen to give him abdominal thrusts. I turn him on his side to drain his lungs of foam, and repeat until the foam is gone. His seizure stops after a few violent shakes and his breathing stops with it. Mind you, the other guy is screaming because of his leg. I check the guys air way and there is no breathing or pulse. I start CPR and chest compressions while I rip my shirt and tie a quick knot around dudes leg, after he crawls over to me. I would have to stop to swab his mouth out due to the foam coming out while I am trying to give him CPR.

Ambulance shows up because a pedestrian saw us. They take him away, I am completely stoked and worried about virus' as I did not have any protection for everything that I had just done. My boss shows up, I finish my report and ask for an immediate hourly increase.

The next day I get a call from the guy, he was diagnosed with alcohol induced seizure, choking, heart failure. The other guys lost a lot of blood but both are doing well and in recovery.

I had done everything that I had learned in training in one situation. The week before I was worried that I wouldn't remember anything.

thats crazy man. thats amazing what the human brain/mind can do in certain situations.
 
I use to be a volunteer firefighter. We were at the station when we get this call that the ambulance had to go out as well. We put our gear on cause we still don't know yet the severity of the situation. LMAO, well when we get there. There is no smoke nothing that showed a possible fire. A guy stands outside waving us into the house.
When we rush inside we see his "partner" with his ass in the air with a Jiffy penut butter jar up his ass.
When we see this we all bust out laughin our ass off. I mean you always hear about s*** like this but i never ever thought i would witness this.
Well, The guy that waved us inside was telling us to help him and take it out. We told him sorry sir we can't do that for legal purposes. LMAO, That guy had that jar up his ass all the way to the hospital
I would have loved to see the doctors and nurses faces
 
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Na these were the old dayz. I dont live in those areas no more but like I said Ive seen a lot and thank god I dont have to see any more of that s***. Takes a tole on you.

yea no s***...thats why i moved outta where i lived in miami...i figured id leave those memories behind me..s*** i was 19 on my own back in those crazy days i could only afford to live in section 8...kinda desensitized me the s*** i saw
 
haha yeah mate, i ran into one of those too!!! scareeee!

Yeah, it was about three hours before my heart slowed down to anything approaching a normal rate.

And DIEHONDA that is pretty amazing work on your part.
 
It changed my life. While lifeguarding for five years I ended up giving CPR six times. I also met me wife at the pool that I worked at. She was hot for the lifeguard and I was hot for the hot chick that loved to bounce on the diving board.(boobs2)

Here is a another one.


I worked at UPS in highschool, while lifeguarding also, at the Louisville Hub. This is the epicenter of UPS operations. Packages opened up quite often and the contents would spill out everywhere. Live animals, semen from animals in coolers with dry ice, and all sorts of other types of items are shipped through there all of the time.

One night we were steadily working as usual and all of the sudden you could hear screams from down the floor. A minute later you would hear a frightening scream from somewhere else. This continued for a few minutes until you could hear screams everywhere and people running around yelling on their radios. Then it hits our line. An empty box that says really big across the top, live rattlesnakes do not open. Then a few seconds later a small rattlesnake, about eight inches long, comes down our shoot and lands on the coveyer belt. I grab another box and push the snake off of the line and into a plastic tub. Shortly after that a coworker notices that the empty box says quantity 45, not good. Since I was in scouting at the time I knew how to handle poisonous snakes. Young poisonous snakes can not control their venom yet so they are actually more dangerous. I grab a tub and climb up the shoot and start carefully grabbing the snakes and put them in the tub. All operations in our side of the facility were stopped for a couple hours until all of them were found. They had to call a couple ambulances for people freaking out because of the snakes. I was called the snake wrangler the rest of the time I worked there.
 

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