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LONG ASS POST!! Sorry in advance.
Where to start...
Snooky (haha), I'm still waiting for the response on the chip and the wheels. I really would but some if they existed (which I'm starting to doubt).
And yeah...
"yo i knew you were a lonly **** but startin a thread about how bad my car is, is just plain sad. dude wen was the last time you got any? must have been on your cousins birth day...AWW"
First off, I'm lonely? What the **** does that have to do with anything? It took me a grand total of 30 seconds to start this thread and 4 or 5 seconds to respond each time (I've also responded less than you have, by the way). And I didn't start the thread to tell people how bad your car was, I started it to tell people how bad YOU were! I got no problem with the car. I love it. It's what you've DONE to the car that's ****** up. Ya see where I'm goin with this?
My cousins birthday?? That was INCREDIBLY original. DUDE!!! I LIVE IN ALABAMA!!! Do you honestly think, in the 4 years that I've been here, that I havnt heard that before??? Oh yeah, and I love the AWW at the end. Damn, I guess I got served, huh?
Just so everyone knows and doesnt go look for the comments that started this, Snooks McBadass here deleted all my posts from his guestbook. Real nice there dude. Wouldn't want any real comments from people who are actually expressing an opinion. (yupnope)
And now on to the really fun stuff. On to my olllld buddy, outONyou (could someone please explain what the name means? Cause he actually said "I'm out on you" or something on my cardomain page)
Speaking of Cardomain, we'll start with your quote there.
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS YOUR CAR IS RATED A MOTHERFUCKING 3 AND MINE IS RATED MOTHERFUCKING 4th OUT OF ALL THE ******* P5'S IN HERE....SUCK A DICK>>>GET A LIFE>>>>OR GET SOME REAL MOTHERFUCKING s*** DONE TO YOUR CAR.....YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS ON A CARBONFIBER ******* HOOD...AND YOU CAN HATE ON MY CAR ALL DAY...BUT.....ITS OUT ON YOURS....AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOURS...ITS GOT MORE AWARDS THAN YOURS DOES FROM ACTUAL REAL JUDGES...NOT SOME PIMPLE FACED ******* JERKS LIKE YOU...DUDE STOP HATING ON EVERY MOTHER ******* CAR YOU SEE THAT YOU DONT LIKE...IF YOU DONT LIEK THE CAR ...DONT SAY ANYTHING...KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COMMENTS TO YOURSELF...ARE YOU THAT BORED IN LIFE YOU GOT TO GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES CARS SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO...YOUR WHOLE ******* GUESTBOOK IS AN ARGUMENT...NO COMMENTS ON HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOUR CAR....PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CAR EXISTS...YOUR A FAILURE
I'll do this real slow for ya if that'll make it easier, okay?
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS YOUR CAR IS RATED A MOTHERFUCKING 3 AND MINE IS RATED MOTHERFUCKING 4th OUT OF ALL THE ******* P5'S IN HERE....SUCK A DICK>>>GET A LIFE>>>>OR GET SOME REAL MOTHERFUCKING s*** DONE TO YOUR CAR.....
This might be a foreign concept to you, but not everyone is entirely 100% devoted to modding out their car. I have over $70,000 dollars sitting in a bank account and I have a no limit credite card connected directly to it. I could go out right now and build the baddest P5 that there is, but I have a thing called a LIFE! I have college to pay for, (in the future) a wife and family to provide for, a house to pay for, etc etc. At this point in my life, these are my priorities. My car is rated a 3. I dont care. At all!! That's why I'm not going around getting other people to sign my page by putting "Come look at my car!" like a 4th grade girl in their guest books. I put my car on cardomain for one reason and one reason only. So that all my friends in California, Florida, Louisianna, etc could look at my car. I dont care a rats ass what the average guy who I will NEVER meet says or thinks.
YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS ON A CARBONFIBER ******* HOOD...
Actually, I spent a little over $100 for it. If you think that's my life saving, then sure man, whatever.
AND YOU CAN HATE ON MY CAR ALL DAY...BUT.....ITS OUT ON YOURS
I TOLD YOU HE SAID IT!!!
AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOURS...ITS GOT MORE AWARDS THAN YOURS DOES FROM ACTUAL REAL JUDGES...NOT SOME PIMPLE FACED ******* JERKS LIKE YOU...
Well, that might be because 90% of car shows are ******* jokes. Every small time, anybody can enter show I've ever been to, at least 3/4 of the cars there were ugly as sin, so I can see how you had a chance. But I've never entered my car in a car show. Like I said, I have more important things to do in life than sit next to my car all day trying to look gangsta! Nothin against any guys on here that go to shows, cause there are some real legitimate ones, just my experience with most of em is that they're crap. As far as pimple faced? That's not very nice man. I happen to think that most of my friends are relativly pimple free...
DUDE STOP HATING ON EVERY MOTHER ******* CAR YOU SEE THAT YOU DONT LIKE...IF YOU DONT LIEK THE CAR ...DONT SAY ANYTHING...KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COMMENTS TO YOURSELF...
Ummm, querstion? If you dont want people telling you what they think of your car, then why post pictures of it on an open forum and, well, ask for their opinions? This is still going on from your original post on this site like 2 months ago and you STILL havn't learned that not everyone loves your car? You need to grow a pair and deal with it man. It's called life. Not everyone is gonna be exstatic (sp?) about anything and everything you do all the time.
ARE YOU THAT BORED IN LIFE YOU GOT TO GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES CARS SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
Yep. Good call man, you caught me.
YOUR WHOLE ******* GUESTBOOK IS AN ARGUMENT...NO COMMENTS ON HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOUR CAR....PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CAR EXISTS
Like I've said before, I dont give a flying ****. I personally have more fun being stimulated and thinking about arguments and real conversations than saying "Damn dawg, thanks for checkin out my P5 dawg. You're Metro's like uber pimp superfly dawg."
And now, ladies and gentlemen, my absolute single favorite comment of the night.
YOUR A FAILURE
Holy god.
Now see, normally I'd be content with just posting that much, cause my sides really are hurting, cause I've been chuckling the entire time I've been writing this, but I cant let your rant on here go without at least an acknowlegement.
Alls i got to say is this whole s*** started because anarchistchiken wanted to get his cardomain web page started. The same day he came on to my site and bashed my car. He prolly did the same to every other p5 on the ******* site. Dude get a ******* life. You bash other p5's because their "rice" or just plain out differant. Dude your p5 resembles every other car ive seen in my life.You have nothing original done to your car at all. You have a carbon fiber hood that everyone else and their mom owns. and you have a headunit.omfg someone give the kid an award.Your car shouldnt even be shown. Who the **** wants to see something on a webpage when they came step out front of their house and see it.Stop bashing everyone elses car and start making yours original. Ketchup and mustard??? i have nothing else in my car thats red..Ive painted my roll cage and i bought a new steering wheel. My leather interior is on its way. and guess what,,,,,i get more broken necks driving down the street then your mother has gotten from giving blow jobs in her life.....My car is faster than yours has more things done to it and its more original...you got to much motherfucking hate in your blood....get a life
Too much to break up, so heres a list of problems...
I didn't do this to "start my web page", I dont care about other people seeing it. Read above for further clarification.
Bashing your car? I said "Hahahaha!! Nice dog (which I really meant, that's a cool ass dog)! You must like ketchup and mustard, huh?" Sounds like a compliment to your dog and a simple question to me. You and Snooky are the only ones I "bashed."
You're god damn right I have a carbon fiber hood, and as soon as I see another protege5 with one in the birmingham/metropolitan area, I'll go up to him and say "Good lookin car man" But as of yet, out of the 7 millions cars registered in this area, I havnt seen one, so that kinda thins out the "everyone and their mothers" statistic, huh? Yeah, and a headunit too. But it's a really cool MAGIC headunit!!!(nana)
There's someone else living in my house.....?
"i get more broken necks driving down the street then your mother has gotten from giving blow jobs in her life"
I had to quote that, cause that's just like the burn of a lifetime. I'm emotionally scarred forever. You cut me deep man, real deep.
See, there are really two ways of arguing this. The simpler one would be to say "If you got more blah blah than mom, that would mean she didnt get any and you got, like, one, right?" But that's the simplistic way, and I like making things difficult, so here I got draggin up the past. If you'll remember back in our old thread about your car here on the protege forums, you'll recall that I openly addmited to busting my ass to get my camera out and set up to get a picture of ugly ass cars so that me any my friends could look at the pictures later and have a hearty laugh.
My car is faster than yours has more things done to it and its more original...you got to much motherfucking hate in your blood....get a life
Faster? Yeah probably. Mines sloooow. More things done to it? Well, so does a Vegas hooker, but I'm not complainin about that one either. I dont hate, I laugh. I bring joy to the many at the cost of the few (you).
That's all folks, thanks for stickin with it.
Bingo. You hit the nail on the head.cyc said:
Where to start...
Snooky (haha), I'm still waiting for the response on the chip and the wheels. I really would but some if they existed (which I'm starting to doubt).
And yeah...
"yo i knew you were a lonly **** but startin a thread about how bad my car is, is just plain sad. dude wen was the last time you got any? must have been on your cousins birth day...AWW"
First off, I'm lonely? What the **** does that have to do with anything? It took me a grand total of 30 seconds to start this thread and 4 or 5 seconds to respond each time (I've also responded less than you have, by the way). And I didn't start the thread to tell people how bad your car was, I started it to tell people how bad YOU were! I got no problem with the car. I love it. It's what you've DONE to the car that's ****** up. Ya see where I'm goin with this?
My cousins birthday?? That was INCREDIBLY original. DUDE!!! I LIVE IN ALABAMA!!! Do you honestly think, in the 4 years that I've been here, that I havnt heard that before??? Oh yeah, and I love the AWW at the end. Damn, I guess I got served, huh?
Just so everyone knows and doesnt go look for the comments that started this, Snooks McBadass here deleted all my posts from his guestbook. Real nice there dude. Wouldn't want any real comments from people who are actually expressing an opinion. (yupnope)
And now on to the really fun stuff. On to my olllld buddy, outONyou (could someone please explain what the name means? Cause he actually said "I'm out on you" or something on my cardomain page)
Speaking of Cardomain, we'll start with your quote there.
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS YOUR CAR IS RATED A MOTHERFUCKING 3 AND MINE IS RATED MOTHERFUCKING 4th OUT OF ALL THE ******* P5'S IN HERE....SUCK A DICK>>>GET A LIFE>>>>OR GET SOME REAL MOTHERFUCKING s*** DONE TO YOUR CAR.....YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS ON A CARBONFIBER ******* HOOD...AND YOU CAN HATE ON MY CAR ALL DAY...BUT.....ITS OUT ON YOURS....AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOURS...ITS GOT MORE AWARDS THAN YOURS DOES FROM ACTUAL REAL JUDGES...NOT SOME PIMPLE FACED ******* JERKS LIKE YOU...DUDE STOP HATING ON EVERY MOTHER ******* CAR YOU SEE THAT YOU DONT LIKE...IF YOU DONT LIEK THE CAR ...DONT SAY ANYTHING...KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COMMENTS TO YOURSELF...ARE YOU THAT BORED IN LIFE YOU GOT TO GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES CARS SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO...YOUR WHOLE ******* GUESTBOOK IS AN ARGUMENT...NO COMMENTS ON HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOUR CAR....PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CAR EXISTS...YOUR A FAILURE
I'll do this real slow for ya if that'll make it easier, okay?
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS YOUR CAR IS RATED A MOTHERFUCKING 3 AND MINE IS RATED MOTHERFUCKING 4th OUT OF ALL THE ******* P5'S IN HERE....SUCK A DICK>>>GET A LIFE>>>>OR GET SOME REAL MOTHERFUCKING s*** DONE TO YOUR CAR.....
This might be a foreign concept to you, but not everyone is entirely 100% devoted to modding out their car. I have over $70,000 dollars sitting in a bank account and I have a no limit credite card connected directly to it. I could go out right now and build the baddest P5 that there is, but I have a thing called a LIFE! I have college to pay for, (in the future) a wife and family to provide for, a house to pay for, etc etc. At this point in my life, these are my priorities. My car is rated a 3. I dont care. At all!! That's why I'm not going around getting other people to sign my page by putting "Come look at my car!" like a 4th grade girl in their guest books. I put my car on cardomain for one reason and one reason only. So that all my friends in California, Florida, Louisianna, etc could look at my car. I dont care a rats ass what the average guy who I will NEVER meet says or thinks.
YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS ON A CARBONFIBER ******* HOOD...
Actually, I spent a little over $100 for it. If you think that's my life saving, then sure man, whatever.
AND YOU CAN HATE ON MY CAR ALL DAY...BUT.....ITS OUT ON YOURS
I TOLD YOU HE SAID IT!!!
AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOURS...ITS GOT MORE AWARDS THAN YOURS DOES FROM ACTUAL REAL JUDGES...NOT SOME PIMPLE FACED ******* JERKS LIKE YOU...
Well, that might be because 90% of car shows are ******* jokes. Every small time, anybody can enter show I've ever been to, at least 3/4 of the cars there were ugly as sin, so I can see how you had a chance. But I've never entered my car in a car show. Like I said, I have more important things to do in life than sit next to my car all day trying to look gangsta! Nothin against any guys on here that go to shows, cause there are some real legitimate ones, just my experience with most of em is that they're crap. As far as pimple faced? That's not very nice man. I happen to think that most of my friends are relativly pimple free...
DUDE STOP HATING ON EVERY MOTHER ******* CAR YOU SEE THAT YOU DONT LIKE...IF YOU DONT LIEK THE CAR ...DONT SAY ANYTHING...KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COMMENTS TO YOURSELF...
Ummm, querstion? If you dont want people telling you what they think of your car, then why post pictures of it on an open forum and, well, ask for their opinions? This is still going on from your original post on this site like 2 months ago and you STILL havn't learned that not everyone loves your car? You need to grow a pair and deal with it man. It's called life. Not everyone is gonna be exstatic (sp?) about anything and everything you do all the time.
ARE YOU THAT BORED IN LIFE YOU GOT TO GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES CARS SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
Yep. Good call man, you caught me.
YOUR WHOLE ******* GUESTBOOK IS AN ARGUMENT...NO COMMENTS ON HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOUR CAR....PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CAR EXISTS
Like I've said before, I dont give a flying ****. I personally have more fun being stimulated and thinking about arguments and real conversations than saying "Damn dawg, thanks for checkin out my P5 dawg. You're Metro's like uber pimp superfly dawg."
And now, ladies and gentlemen, my absolute single favorite comment of the night.
YOUR A FAILURE
Holy god.
Now see, normally I'd be content with just posting that much, cause my sides really are hurting, cause I've been chuckling the entire time I've been writing this, but I cant let your rant on here go without at least an acknowlegement.
Alls i got to say is this whole s*** started because anarchistchiken wanted to get his cardomain web page started. The same day he came on to my site and bashed my car. He prolly did the same to every other p5 on the ******* site. Dude get a ******* life. You bash other p5's because their "rice" or just plain out differant. Dude your p5 resembles every other car ive seen in my life.You have nothing original done to your car at all. You have a carbon fiber hood that everyone else and their mom owns. and you have a headunit.omfg someone give the kid an award.Your car shouldnt even be shown. Who the **** wants to see something on a webpage when they came step out front of their house and see it.Stop bashing everyone elses car and start making yours original. Ketchup and mustard??? i have nothing else in my car thats red..Ive painted my roll cage and i bought a new steering wheel. My leather interior is on its way. and guess what,,,,,i get more broken necks driving down the street then your mother has gotten from giving blow jobs in her life.....My car is faster than yours has more things done to it and its more original...you got to much motherfucking hate in your blood....get a life
Too much to break up, so heres a list of problems...
I didn't do this to "start my web page", I dont care about other people seeing it. Read above for further clarification.
Bashing your car? I said "Hahahaha!! Nice dog (which I really meant, that's a cool ass dog)! You must like ketchup and mustard, huh?" Sounds like a compliment to your dog and a simple question to me. You and Snooky are the only ones I "bashed."
You're god damn right I have a carbon fiber hood, and as soon as I see another protege5 with one in the birmingham/metropolitan area, I'll go up to him and say "Good lookin car man" But as of yet, out of the 7 millions cars registered in this area, I havnt seen one, so that kinda thins out the "everyone and their mothers" statistic, huh? Yeah, and a headunit too. But it's a really cool MAGIC headunit!!!(nana)
There's someone else living in my house.....?
"i get more broken necks driving down the street then your mother has gotten from giving blow jobs in her life"
I had to quote that, cause that's just like the burn of a lifetime. I'm emotionally scarred forever. You cut me deep man, real deep.
See, there are really two ways of arguing this. The simpler one would be to say "If you got more blah blah than mom, that would mean she didnt get any and you got, like, one, right?" But that's the simplistic way, and I like making things difficult, so here I got draggin up the past. If you'll remember back in our old thread about your car here on the protege forums, you'll recall that I openly addmited to busting my ass to get my camera out and set up to get a picture of ugly ass cars so that me any my friends could look at the pictures later and have a hearty laugh.
My car is faster than yours has more things done to it and its more original...you got to much motherfucking hate in your blood....get a life
Faster? Yeah probably. Mines sloooow. More things done to it? Well, so does a Vegas hooker, but I'm not complainin about that one either. I dont hate, I laugh. I bring joy to the many at the cost of the few (you).
That's all folks, thanks for stickin with it.
anarchistchiken
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Hahaha, thanks greenpic. Yeah, I think somebody needs to move this now that it's blown up to such a massive size. Either humor or dumpster, whichever you guys think is better.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/mazdaspeedchick
<TABLE class=sidebar cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=sidebar_header>Bragging Rights</TD></TR><TR><TD>Quarter Mile: 15.2 s @ 94 mph->
0-60: 6.9 s
Est. Horsepower: 200
Weight: 2800</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
UPdated 8/12/04
2003 Black Mica MazdaSpeed Protege Limited edition Number:1,113 OF 1750 Made.
*********FOR SALE*************
27,XXX miles $15,500 FIRM
This car is very well taken care of cleaned inside & out at least twice a month. 20% tint, new all season tires, Stock engine, 3inch custom exhaust, custome dead pedal,K&N air filter,Kartboy shifter bushing, Clifford RS3 Alarm w/built in TT & remote start & Autometer Gauges will be included.
I can take any pics you would like.
*********Female owned & driven********
Anyone in the area interested is welcome to check it out.
So apparently that 3 inch exhaust and K&N works wonders. lol
<TABLE class=sidebar cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=sidebar_header>Bragging Rights</TD></TR><TR><TD>Quarter Mile: 15.2 s @ 94 mph->
0-60: 6.9 s
Est. Horsepower: 200
Weight: 2800</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
UPdated 8/12/04
2003 Black Mica MazdaSpeed Protege Limited edition Number:1,113 OF 1750 Made.
*********FOR SALE*************
27,XXX miles $15,500 FIRM
This car is very well taken care of cleaned inside & out at least twice a month. 20% tint, new all season tires, Stock engine, 3inch custom exhaust, custome dead pedal,K&N air filter,Kartboy shifter bushing, Clifford RS3 Alarm w/built in TT & remote start & Autometer Gauges will be included.
I can take any pics you would like.
*********Female owned & driven********
Anyone in the area interested is welcome to check it out.
So apparently that 3 inch exhaust and K&N works wonders. lol
You have a warped sense of reality.... A protege5 is NOT a fast car... Unless you put more money than it's worth into it, it will NEVER be a fast car... They handle great, look nice, and can be made to be QUICK, but I have yet to come across a truly FAST Protege (mazdaspeed, P5, whatever)...Aricjm15 said:
Dan
you must not have seen the Vid of CWill's Turbo P5 that was Whompin on SRT-4s and WRX STIs
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