P5's cherry popped!

PA_MP3_Man said:


ROMANTIC?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who needs romance? "But it just has to feel right."

Yeah it'll feel right once I get it in don't worry. :). I hate that whole, "can't it be more romantic bit."" Sure, let me turn off the light.

Why do girls have to be like that? I'd like to shoot the first guy who used the "romance the pants off her" to get with a chick. You made every other guys life hell.

Do girls know that most of the time guys do the whole romance stuff just to get in your pants? Does that make the romance worht it?

Alright, well that's enough otta me. I was just trying to be more funny than serious.

Amen. I'm not one for bashing romance by any means, but that's so true. Well said there, PA_MP3_Man.
 
Reminds me of way back in the day when I was pimpin :rolleyes: ... I managed to cristen 3 cars with the same girl. The best vehicle of choice was my moms Chrysler Town & Country. We would go to a nearby developing neighborhood and food down the giant back seat.... yeah. I managed to cristen her on an elementary school playground (yes she was of age!)
Personal advise being a voyeur is fun... I'm a big fan of it and good job on cristening the Pro-
 
PA_MP3_Man said:


ROMANTIC?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who needs romance? "But it just has to feel right."

Yeah it'll feel right once I get it in don't worry. :). I hate that whole, "can't it be more romantic bit."" Sure, let me turn off the light.

Why do girls have to be like that? I'd like to shoot the first guy who used the "romance the pants off her" to get with a chick. You made every other guys life hell.

Do girls know that most of the time guys do the whole romance stuff just to get in your pants? Does that make the romance worht it?

Alright, well that's enough otta me. I was just trying to be more funny than serious.

I'm NOT saying that I ALWAYS need the romance.. sometimes fast and dirty is the best sex ever.. ;)
 
Strider1222 said:
Reminds me of way back in the day when I was pimpin :rolleyes: ... I managed to cristen 3 cars with the same girl.


A true pimp Cristen's the same car with 3 girls not same girl three cars
:D
 
Lisakay said:
It seems like i'm the only female to read and post on this thread.. so I wanted to give my 2 cents worth.. I've never "done it" in my p5.. but i've only had it a short time. ;) But I think I can think of a few more places where it would be more comfortable and romantic..

I see where you're coming from... For me posting about this was remembering how it was back when I was young, and didn't have access to all the "romantic" places.. No hotels, no bedrooms, living room, kitchen counter... errr, nevermind.. lol

It seems like everyone is just talking about their spontaneous side. Since everybody here are car enthusiasts, the P5, Proteges, and MP3's just seem like a good way to mix two really fun activities. :) Well, that's what I think anyways... ;)
 
A true pimp Cristen's the same car with 3 girls not same girl three cars

Very true but getting anything was pimpin.... I've been a strong 1.5 years w/o anything!. The only thing that truly keeps me going is that my roommate has been nearly 2 years w/o even going on a date-
 
Strider1222 said:


Very true but getting anything was pimpin.... I've been a strong 1.5 years w/o anything!. The only thing that truly keeps me going is that my roommate has been nearly 2 years w/o even going on a date-

ROFL!!! You have a room-mate just like I did in College!

I had a g/f all through school, and we tried to set my room-mate up all the time... He was literally too lazy to get a girlfriend... The girls would say he looked ok, and was nice enough, but he literally didn't want to get up and go anywhere... LOL

Don't worry about the dry spell though... That'll just make it that much better when your luck changes. ;)
 
OH man. yeah i have done it in the back seat of the MP3 many times. they only real way to do it is have you sit down and her on top. :D i have tired it every other way and its a no go :(

I like it better when i had my 92 Acura Ledgen. Now that car had some room! I loved that car.

But one of the worst cars to have sex is a 2001 Mustang. OMG that was funny. even when see was sitting on my lap she would hit her head agianst the roof a few times. lol.

by the way where is the craziest place you guy have had sex?
For me i would have to say in a dressing room. :D
 
A fun game to play on your friends is when they get into your car and then you tell them that you had sex in their seat. Don't say anything about cleaning it up... and just be on your way... the look on their face is great!
 
a few years ago, sat in the back seat of my friends '93 Civic SI coupe. looked up and saw heel marks on the roof lining. that was the last time i sat in the back seat of his car.
 
if you slide both seats forward the back seat is pretty spacious. If you try to be on top your legs cramp up. put the girl on top for best results. :D Road head is that shizzle(bj) although it is much harder in my mp3 than in my old dakota, everyone driving by can see right in.
 
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Yeah, I would have trouble doing anything in my car...it wouldn't feel right, cuz like someone said b4, it would be like screwing a chic with your wife watchin'. And I'm pretty damn sure the Mazda wouldn't be too happy about that.

LOL(hump)
 

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