If you had 10 minutes to live...

[1338]

mm id probley smoke all the pot i can and snort all the coke in the city and then pretend i am superman and jump of the tallest building in
ATL.

 

[brandon2k]

mm id probley smoke all the pot i can and snort all the coke in the city and then pretend i am superman and jump of the tallest building in
ATL.

So you would smoke yourself retarded and jump out of a building and probably not die from the impact because of how high you are and suffer for the remaining time?

 

[1338]

no id time it just right so wheni land the 10 min is up

 

[brandon2k]

no id time it just right so wheni land the 10 min is up

Good thinking.... (boobs2)

 

[+ friction]

heroin...I've always wondered, but just too afraid.

 

[cbcbd]

I'd come on a forum and call everyone gay

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

Hmmm, I'd go to the Mercedes dealership, that always has a ferrari or two on the lot, and take a test drive, and drive that ferrari as fast as I can, then, when it's been 9mins and 45 seconds, drive that ferrari into my school, and tear through the cafe during lunch, killing all the assholes at once...mwuahahahaha, but up till the killing all the assholes part, I would take a ferrari for a test drive, and haul ass, hopefully attracting some cops attention so I could be in a hgihspeed pursuit, and hopefully get on the news or something.

 

[DSM2MSP]

Id do a couple things:

Drink some isopropyl alcohol.

Stick a fork in a socket just to see.

Give a dog some chocolate.

Hide in a womans stall and see if they really do poop (I still dont believe they do).

Then after there is 9 minutes left, call in a bomb threat for a bridge during rush hour traffic in DC, just to be cynical.

 

[Pretzellogic]

I'd come on a forum and call everyone gay

This made me laugh out loud. styles_t: you are a tool.

Anywho, I would spend seven minutes with my girlfriend. I'm not even sure if sex would be involved. We could just hold each other, or go at it like rabbits, or have that slow, eye-to-eye stuff. I dunno, what mood are you in right before you die?

After seven minutes was up, I would stip and run naked through my town, screaming at the top of my lungs and singing the song that doesn't end.

 

[Sir Nuke]

The Second part of the scenario is that when you do go, it'll be in a huge burst of flesh-searing plasma .....

Thanks a lot... you just fried Mom and the kids (thumb)

Hey....at least we will be all together...and no one I care about will be fighting over my stuff!

 

[haaswyk]

10 mins to live ... the first 30 seconds i would spend having sex with my wife ... then the remaining time i would walk around walmart naked holding a package of toilet paper and asking where the magazines are ... right as someone was about to kick me out i would sit down and start to squeeze out the biggest turd i can muster ... then if time allowed i would ask someone standing there to play checkers ...
basicly it would be everything a 90 year old person does everyday

 

[laracroft]

how about laracroft and me get busy for 10 minutes while we record it and have someone post it on this forum so that all of our fellow mazda peeps can remember us by

Is that before or after Ghostp5 shoves a complete stage 3 turbo kit up your bung and has you spit out exaust fumes for the other 9 minutes you may remain alive? Just wondering...
(stfu)

Anywho, I would spend seven minutes with my girlfriend. I'm not even sure if sex would be involved. We could just hold each other, or go at it like rabbits, or have that slow, eye-to-eye stuff. I dunno, what mood are you in right before you die?

Dude, how could ANYONE get a hard on knowing that you're about to die in 10 minutes? Hell, even if you take Viagra, it won't kick in that quick. The only mood you'll be in involves a panic, followed by cold sweats and a really large dump on yourself. Just my $.02. lol

Hot damn that was the first thing on my mind but I didn't want to say it, lol! Kill, kill, kill! (werd)<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

(rofl)
Die mu*#f#kers, DIE!!!!! lol

 

[ghost]

how about laracroft and me get busy for 10 minutes while we record it and have someone post it on this forum so that all of our fellow mazda peeps can remember us by

Ill make sure you live a loooong life with your balls shuved down your neck and my foot shuved up your ass.

 

[laracroft]

Ill make sure you live a loooong life with your balls shuved down your neck and my foot shuved up your ass.

(10)

 

[Wiggles6983]

hell my luck i'd be at the dr.'s office and he'd say you have 10 minutes left to live, then he'd promtly say oops... 9... 8... 7... 6...

but seriously i'd probably just shoot myself and be done with it to avoid the hype, or go for a REALLY fast drive in my car, hell i know some nice turns i can take at 100 so i think 140 would be a good test lol, but that'd kill my car so i wouldn't do that (know somebody that could use it).

 

[laracroft]

hell my luck i'd be at the dr.'s office and he'd say you have 10 minutes left to live, then he'd promtly say oops... 9... 8... 7... 6...

but seriously i'd probably just shoot myself and be done with it to avoid the hype, or go for a REALLY fast drive in my car, hell i know some nice turns i can take at 100 so i think 140 would be a good test lol, but that'd kill my car so i wouldn't do that (know somebody that could use it).

Ok, so just out of curiosity....how many people thought to themselves "I wonder what it would be like to hit a brick wall going 120 mph???"

'Show of hands......now.....' (quote from the Captain from MXE)

 

[Crock]

I would run to the bank and close my account....take all that cash and give it to poor people. Ten minutes isn't very much time so I would probably end up throwing the money at people in a frenzy.

 

[laracroft]

I would run to the bank and close my account....take all that cash and give it to poor people. Ten minutes isn't very much time so I would probably end up throwing the money at people in a frenzy.

If you're going to throw money at people 9 minutes before you die... at least make it fun... tell the teller that you want gold bars in leiu of cash... Makes giving money to the poor alot more of a challenge... moving targets. lol jk

I'm in a very cynical mood today, you'll have to forgive me.

 

[Pretzellogic]

Ok, so just out of curiosity....how many people thought to themselves "I wonder what it would be like to hit a brick wall going 120 mph???"

'Show of hands......now.....' (quote from the Captain from MXE)

Me.

Sometimes when I'm driving, I think "I could just whip the wheel to the right and feel what it's like to run into a telephone pole..."

 

[toucci]

I would say aww s*** and start crying to myself (first)