Apparently, the car will not deactivate cylinders while it thinks it's in need of service. So, from now on, every time I get my oil changed, I'm just gonna set the interval for that same day, the dash lights will come on to remind me "I need service", and cylinder deactivation will apparently stay off.
I also think it's probably easier to just leave the service reminder up all of the time, but disable the service reminder on the dash with a tune, than it is to go through the entire process of disabling cylinder deactivation entirely.
Best of both worlds, perhaps? I'll just use Google Calendar to remind me when I need service instead.