how many tickets:

zero...but pulled over twice. Once they saw who I was...they let me roll on.

(small town and my FIL is the a retired captain) They know me because I used to party with most of them at his house. Luckily, dispatch knows my name. I heard over the radio.....that's the captain's son. (naughty)
 
3 total in 5 years of driving. All of them for 10-13 over. Last one was bogus because I was in process of passing semi truck and the cop flat out lied in court about seeing the truck.
 
Let's see...a ton when I was a kid (early 90's)...

Speeding on the highway going to work (personal truck)...76 in a 65 I believe...2000

Speeding on a rural Rt on the way to work (company van)...61 in a 55...2007

Hit a car while trying to parallel park, I called the cops and they gave me a ticket for "Illegal lane usage" (company van)...summer 2008

Made a U-turn on the highway along with 7 others while trying to avoid a wreck site up ahead. State cop pulled all of us over by setting up a "road block" 2 miles up the road. Gave each one of us a ticket and 6 warnings:

Ticket- "going wrong way on a one way street" (no, not making this one up)

Warning 1- Going slower than 45 on a public highway southbound

Warning 2- driving in the left lane for use other than passing southbound (this is a Il law now)

Warning 3- Crossing the yellow line to pull into the "authorized use only" U-turn area from southbound

Warning 4- Crossing the yellow line to pull out of the "authorized use only" U-turn area into northbound

Warning 5- driving in the left lane for use other than passing on the other side of the highway northbound

Warning 6- Going slower than 45 on a public highway northbound

He gave all of us these tickets...it took close to two hours to get mine as I was last in line.



I ******* hate cops...power trip motherfuckers. Especially state cops. Funny enough, for all of the s*** I've pulled in my personal cars, I get busted for that stupid s***.
 
I've been pulled over twice, but received 4 tickets total.

1st time: - Speeding 77km in a 50km (school zone too, eek!)
- Driving without insurance, or registration (I was stupid and left the paperwork at home)

2nd time: Speeding 70km in a 50km (school zone haha)

Worst part is...I got the tickets in the same place, on the same street (6 months apart).
 
Let's see

Ford Probe GT (KLZE Turbo @ 315hp)
--4 Speeding Tickets
--1 Reckless Operation of a Motor Vehicle
--1 Failure to control motor vehicle (resulted in death of turbo KLZE)

Mercury Cougar v6 Turbo (SVT Contour Motor @ 395hp)
--6 Speeding Tickets
--2 Reckless Operation of a Motor Vehicle (146mph in a 65mph zone and a 117mph in a 70mph zone) Usually these are go directly to jail speeding tickets, but both times the ticketing officer didnt feel like hauling multiple people over 20 miles to jail so instead of speeding tickets he gave Reck op which is automatic show up for court

Mazda Protege5 (whoppin 107hp)
--3 Driving without a license, i need SR22 Insurance in Ohio and cannot afford it...i'll take the slap on the wrist and 100 dollar fine and risk it...

Total: 17 Tickets Total
 
I ******* hate cops...power trip motherfuckers. Especially state cops.

Nah man, they do serve a purpose, imagine if everyone would be wildin out without rules? Be total mess. Just make sure that when you do the crime you can pay the fine, although i agree going to jail for speeding or some of the stupid s*** we do is a little bit harsh...
 
Oh wow man.

Yeah, some people have all the luck. I've been pulled over once in the last 10 years and that was recently for pushing a right turn as the signal changed right in front of a cop ... got a verbal warning. No tickets in that time either. Last ticket (not a moving violation anyway) was in 1992 or thereabouts for going straight from signal with right turn only. I think I've had only two speeding tickets ever.
So, no tickets in the speed3 in 2 years.
 
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Mazda Protege5 (whoppin 107hp)
--3 Driving without a license, i need SR22 Insurance in Ohio and cannot afford it...i'll take the slap on the wrist and 100 dollar fine and risk it...

Total: 17 Tickets Total

Does that mean you still drive without a license?
 
I have been pulled over by a foot-cop...FTL?

Some cops around here are starting to do this, they clock you, then just step right out into a 3 lane 45mph and they just tell you stop. One day their going to get their ass ran over im telling you (braindead
 
Nah man, they do serve a purpose, imagine if everyone would be wildin out without rules? Be total mess. Just make sure that when you do the crime you can pay the fine, although i agree going to jail for speeding or some of the stupid s*** we do is a little bit harsh...

I understand and respect the purpose of having police but the power trip s*** is absurd.

When I got my 61 in a 55 I was driving on a way-back country road and was passed by two other work vehicles going WAY over the speed limit (different company)...I later passed the state cop going my "61"...he immediately turned around and pulled me over. When he gave me the ticket he said "When you get to where you're going, better your buddies in the other van to slow it down, I didn't have my radar on when they passed me. They should consider themselves lucky."

He gave me a ticket because he was pissed at some other white work vans...real nice stuff.




last summer I was attempting to parallel park my work van (Ford E350) when I hit a parked car. I went into the building, got the owner and called to police. I wanted to make sure there was a report made and that she'd be taken care of (I couldn't care less about the van). When the cop got there, he questioned me on what happened, I was truthful and he went back to make the paperwork. When he came back he gave both of us the accident report and then handed me a ticket. I looked at it and asked him what it was for.

"There was damage to the vehicle, I have to issue a ticket."

I replied "no sir, I don't believe you have to."

"Well, if you don't like it, take it to court."

he walked off and left. The conversation was that brief...as if he was put-out by having to make an accident report or something.

I had a brief discussion with the owner of the other vehicle and even she said that bulls***. I was trying to do the right thing and he stuck it to me. He issued a ticket for "illegal lane usage". I went to court and tried to fight it but because it was on a city street and not in a parking lot, they upheld it saying it was up to the officer's discretion if he/she wanted to issue a ticket. I did ask if a ticket was mandatory which the reply was "No, it is up to the individual officer." I then got stuck with court costs.

I got a ******* moving violation when I was simply trying to take care of a lady and make sure my company repaired her vehicle. I never said a single cross word to the officer and I even called the cock sucker.




So I'll say it again....I ******* HATE cops. Most that I've come across think they're one step below God, they fail to realize it's a job...not some higher calling.
 
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^^^ I understand man, but just think about all the crap they have to put up with too? Its not all roses for them. Dealing with public SUCKS. Now some do think their a step below god, but hey what can you do? Its life and nothing is perfect, just live yours as happily as you can, im glad they are there to do their job that one time in your life out of all that you might need them...lol
 
^^^ I understand man, but just think about all the crap they have to put up with too? Its not all roses for them. Dealing with public SUCKS. Now some do think their a step below god, but hey what can you do? Its life and nothing is perfect, just live yours as happily as you can, im glad they are there to do their job that one time in your life out of all that you might need them...lol

I understand what you are saying...I just want the respect I give to them returned. I rarely say a single cross word to a cop...I've learned that's a dumb idea. Mostly, like the 61 in a 55 or the parallel parking cop, are just cold and robotic. You just get a "License and proof of insurance, here's your ticket, drive safely" in a monotone voice...that asshole state cop with the ticket a 6 warnings was a condescending prick.
 
stupidest ticket ever

i've already chimed in w/ my tix total for the past 33 yrs, but since this thread has taken a turn for the 'most moronic cop / ticket' , i thought i'd share what i think was some of the craziest bs to ever befall an innocent man.

situation: a crowded parking lot. i'm in a 91 crx [very little car] and a big truck is parked to my R. i have to back out, and my R view is completely blocked. i inch the car out little by little, peek from behind the truck, see the coast is clear, look ahead and pull out. <BAM!> a minivan slams into my R side. now, since i had just looked behind me and saw that no one was coming, the only assumption to be made is: the minivan was hauling ass thru the parking lot, didn't see me backing out, and plows into me.

guy gets on his cell phone, refuses to come out and talk to me. i tap gently on the window to get him to roll it down & talk to me, guy ignores me and keeps jabbering. finally steps out, he's a brazilian journalist who resides in the States w/o papers. you'd think someone w/ this background wouldn't invite close scrutiny by the cops, but this guy actually called the hiway patrol [remember this is a parking lot]. waited 45 mins for the trooper to arrive, i get a ticket for 'improper maneuver.'

i say to the cop, 'look, i looked behind me & he wasn't there, and 3 secs later he ran into me, that can only mean he was speeding & wasn't looking." nope, the fault rests squarely on my shoulder.

long story short, i agreed to pay for the damage myself [$600] so it wouldn't be reported to my insurance. i still had to eat the 3 pts, pay the fine, and attend safety class to wipe clean the pts.

lesson learned: watch out for foreign drivers [esp brazilians] in a crowded parking lot. only thing is- how can you tell they're foreigners from a cursory glance??? therefore, the bottom line is- be aware of traffic in a parking lot. some idiots actually like to speed thru crowded ones...(nervous)
 

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