favorite saturday night live lines

[Roywhitep5]

heres one of my favorites(early 90's):

"Well this week Richard Gere's new erotic thriller was #1 at the box office, .......... hey maybe that gerbile story about him wasnt true."

Norm McDonnald

what is your favorite line?

 

[solar6]

GingleHiemer Junction has to be the best skit ever on SNL....

"roll call!!! F....U...." LOL!!!

 

[Roywhitep5]

i loved that one where steve bushemi was the mad hatter from alice in wonderland

alice: things here are absolutely mad!!
rabbit guy: well of course. im so mad that i only sleep to get tired.
(group giggles)
mouse girl: im so mad that i wear socks on my hands and wear hats on my feet.
(group giggles again)
mad hatter: Why im so mad, i wash my hands a hundred times a day because they smell like my mother!!!!
(group giggles then pauses in shock)
rabbit guy: ........ thats not mad, thats sick!!!

 

[solar6]

LOL!!! ya that skit ruled too.

 

[Turbo Matty P]

(Jason Presitley in a boy band skit)

"I pour my own juice girl" -- gotta hear the song to laugh!!

 

[MarkSpark]

Herlihy housesitter:

Adam Sandler: Let me sleep in your bed. I'll even wash the sheets before you come back.

Chris Farley: Will you stop this cruel game and allow the boy to sleep in your bed? He said he'd wash the sheets. Ehhh???

Sandler: Don't make me wash the sheets.

Farley: He's a clean, hard-working boy. [yells] Wash your own damn sheets!!!

 

[Stealth5]

i got 2 words for all you *****:

BILL BRASKY!



http://www.public.iastate.edu/~llama/brasky.htm

 

[ATLskate]

"I will chain you to a pipe in a crawl space, if you do not get on the bag!"
-Will Ferrell from the "Get On The Bag" skit, here's a link below...

Get On The Bag

 

[Stealth5]

"YOU TRYIN TO MAKE AN ASS OF ME!?!?!"

"i got my own sno cone right here..."

"HEY LISTEN CRYBABY, I WILL DOWNSIZE YOUR FACE WITH A SHOVEL IF YOU DONT GET ON THE DAMN BAG! NOW GET ON THE BAG....sno cone anyone?"

(rofl)
thanks for that vid, it was ****** hilarious

 

[Roywhitep5]

do you guys remember the one where jim brewer and tracy morgan were ex porn stars? i gotta buy a big afro and 70's porn star style moustache

 

[Natey]

Would you like some wine, Canteen Boy?

 

[Roywhitep5]

omg thats the best one natey

 

[InitialDMP5]

I liked tracy morgan as the guy who lived in the sewer. when he brought down Britney Spears to his sewer home, and sang her that song he wrote, that was classic.

"take a doo doo pie...I love you"

wish I could remember all the words. something about chase the demons lightly, something in your eye. funniest song ever

 

[jsgolfer]

the celeb jepordy skits are the best. the one with minie driver:

Will Ferrell: "are you english or retarded?"

 

[Turbo Matty P]

Jim Carrey "Ride The Snake"

Will Farrell: Jimmy Tango, I've been wearing your vibrating heat beads and taking your pills and after three days of riding your snake I've lost 195lbs. I've also realized that I AM THE DEVIL!!! I WILL RETURN AND THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!

Jim Carrey: Hey there "Sliver". SCAN ME!! (clicking tongue)

(will farrells head starts pouring blood)

Jim Carrey : Dont mess the meastro!!

 

[BMC]

Can't believe no one mentioned this already. "And I live in a van down by the river... "

 

[Roywhitep5]

when chris parnell sang the britney spears song. that was a historic moment

 

[lasermp5]

My "quote" says it all!

http://www.annhudspeth.com/simmer/simmer_additup.wav

 

[Roywhitep5]

summer donna

 

[lasermp5]

lol. Who is the queen of disco??? Suummmeerrr Dooonnnnaaaa ???