Fast and the Furious quotes-McDonald's style...

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

Found this on the RX7club.com forum....lmao!!I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or
more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them
tonight!!

AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!!
YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar
burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget
box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0
seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped
onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the
big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find
out??

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're
granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and
replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
bun!

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me
out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place,
I stay on mine.

Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before
Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important.

"the name's hamburglar, got a last name but i can't pronounce it. What's yours?"
"Ronald McDonald"
"Yeah, typical white boy name"

 

[Sir Nuke]

that is some funny stuff.....the scary part is I can remember all the REAL LINES!!! LOL my little boy loves watching that movie....he is going to be a real gear head....and don't ya know...I end up seeing parts of it over and over and over! lol

I just have to keep telling myself...ITS A COP SHOW....ITS A COP SHOW!!! LOL

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

I just have to keep telling myself...ITS A COP SHOW....ITS A COP SHOW!!! LOL

You know, that is a good point...I keep forgetting that too....but I guess that's Hollywood's subliminal disclaimer...

 

[Sir Nuke]

You know, that is a good point...I keep forgetting that too....but I guess that's Hollywood's subliminal disclaimer...

and its funny...until I sat and watched it the very first time with my son....i had NEVER heard that it was a cop show...only all the crap about the cars....hmmmmm

 

[P_Diddy81_99]

There is one we like to use at work, granted its not McDonalds...

It's not how you stand by your baggage pallet. It's how you build your baggage pallet. Better learn that..

 

[MP5s Make Ready]

LOL yeah I have read them before but they're still funny.

 

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I missed this thread completely...How I don't know, but it is funny.

 

[Equinox]

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and
replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
"

bwahaha...oh no m'onion rings, they're fried!

 

[MazKid]

LOL ahahahaha that's hilarious!!!

"I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them
tonight!!"

Ahahahahahahahahah

 

[MP3-Owner]

Nice Post Diane!

These are my favorites!!!

"So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??"

"Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important."

"They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!"

 

[MP3-Owner]

Alright how about this....

"Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important."

"That your Happy Meal?.....I see a cool toy, it's got a small fry and a straw, I see a cheese burger, IT HAS Extra pickels Ronald.....Yeah and a stand alone Ice cold Coca-Cola, not a bad way to spend $2.95+tax!"

 

[DanMP5]

(lol)