Camel spiders!

i second the **** THAT!!!! i wouldnt be caught dead even near where one of those basterds lives...ugh they freak me out... i hate spiders... i see them every where...one time i was laying on my bed and i happened to fall asleep for like 30 min or something... and for some reason i opened my eye and woke up..i look up and see a ******* spider, webbing its ass down from my ceiling fan right ABOVE MY HEAD!!!! it was like a foot from my face...luckily i fell asleep reading and grabbed the clossest thing to me (the book) and b**** slaped the spider..man i was freakin out..i beat that spider till there was nothing left of it...i think spiders r trying to kill me!!!
 
MotegiMazdA said:
lol. Quite the artist. He needs big teeth. :p
heres mine: I was bored

spider.bmp
Yeah man, that was freehand and everything. :p
 
That was actually a work of art I previously had on hand. It was commissioned for the thread Laracroft posted a while back regarding a spider she found in her house. Somebody said something like, if I see another spider I'm going to scream or something like that so of course I had to put my artistic skills to good use. :D
 
you could justifiably use a firearm on one of thos heinous creatures and not get in trouble. Hell, you could use a .50 cal!
 
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DiS said:
OMFG id have 3 heart attacks in a row and then die real quick when I would see this crap! I hate insects period (besides ants)

p.s. Im laughing my ass off after reading every reply here.

I am with you those are the creepiest looking things ever!!!!
 
lol, some of these replies are funny. that's a big spider. i use to hate most insects, but all summer i was working for a summer camp, and i had this one little boy who was fasinated by insects, so everyday we would catch like at least 15 of so different insects, such as lady bugs, bettles, wasps, grasshoppers, crickets, bees, daddy long legs, spiders, and so on. so i actually pick up bugs now. like if there is a bug in my house, i've never kill it because i feel bad about it because it already has a million other things to look out for in order to survive. i usually get 2 paper cups and catch it and throw it outside. yesterday i picked up some weird looking leaf bug and threw it outside. i have some acception and that is roaches and ants, but i've never seen a roach in my house. i only kill ants if they are in my garage because of the trash.
 
Seeing all those big spiders and centipedes reminds me of Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. When there in the tunnel and the little kid is like "whats that crunchy sound" sounds like cookies". Scary stuff.
 
Didn't bother reading all the posts

1 Those fuckers are FAST
2 They can JUMP
3 They make a crazy shrieking noise
4 Crazy shrieking noise might have been the SSGt that it was chasing who might have been screaming like a lil girl
 
I know that it is fake and I watched the real video on Snopes, which was actually pretty cool. I just think if someone is going to create a fake video, they could at least give a spider only 8 legs.
 
MotegiMazdA said:
humm black and Pr5: are those really practical...I mean its a spider so there isnt much mass there to catch when your swingin at it...I would rather have the worlds largest shoe to step on its face with.
(mswerd) That's why I keep a pair of clown shoes under my bed.

This thread is hilarious.
 
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