Added a racing stripe and some window art!

[jbiird317]

Ok, so I didnt actually add these, but someone else did.

Story goes like this: Sunday night ~11:30 PM the doorbell rings at my parents house, I answer, no one is there. I walked around with the dog off the leash, checking out just about all of our 2 acre property, everything seems normal and my dog doenst freak out at anything, so I assume all is well, just some punk kids. I wake up the next morning, let the dog out to pee, and I see this:

I was so damn pissed... mind you I no longer live with my parents, and 9 times out of the 10 im there, I have my truck, not my car. We live on a dead end road with maybe 8 houses on it, we were the only ones hit. There were eggs and other things smashed around the lawn. They also shoved a grapefruit up the car's tailpipe (cant believe that it fit!). Who does this s*** tho? As far as I know I haven't pissed off any girls in that zip code in many years, but seems too much to be random...anyway, it was all done in pink lipstick and soap so it came off with a little elbow grease, but it still makes my blood boil.

 

[happy and angry]

So then you DON'T love the big black cock?

That sucks man, but at least it's not permanent. Uh... how deep into the tail pipe was the grapefruit anyway? Because that's a pretty amazing little detail to this vandalism story....

 

[Kurt07]

That sucks. I feel your pain. The last VW that I had some idiot poured a chemical on the hood and it pretty much stripped the paint right off.

 

[CTt3P5]

Damn Jay, sorry to hear. I would be so pissed too and my car is six years old! From your story it def. was someone out to get you....time to do some investigating and then some ass kicking. lol

At least it cleaned up easy and none of the eggs made their way onto your paint.

 

[jbiird317]

That sucks man, but at least it's not permanent. Uh... how deep into the tail pipe was the grapefruit anyway? Because that's a pretty amazing little detail to this vandalism story....

haha well as most ppl here know, im pretty indifferent to size and color....(upbum)

The grapefruit was fairly small but it was all the way into the tailpipe, left a thick black line all the way around the fruit's circumference

 

[jbiird317]

time to do some investigating and then some ass kicking. lol

At least it cleaned up easy and none of the eggs made their way onto your paint.

haha yeah im gonna find out who it is, small town = small # of targets

and yeah, most of the eggs were on the roof of my parents house, easy cleanup with a ladder and a hose

 

[mckraut]

If you need backup, I'm just down in Bel Air. Call me and we'll roll on 2 deep MS3 style.

<-----eThug™

 

[SuperStretch18]

Could of been much worse. My wife's brother has pissed of many people in his life-time, so one day he came outside and there were fish guts all over his car. Took weeks to get the smell out.

In any case, I feel your pain. Just make sure you wait a few days to cool down before you react. It would suck if you retaliate and then they respond in a way that doesn't wash off...

 

[SwampAss]

Those are terrible dick drawings.

 

[jbiird317]

If you need backup, I'm just down in Bel Air. Call me and we'll roll on 2 deep MS3 style.

<-----eThug

ha my parents live in northeast PA, so its a longer drive than you think

Just make sure you wait a few days to cool down before you react. It would suck if you retaliate and then they respond in a way that doesn't wash off...

im not exactly a bully, id rather scare the crap out of someone making them think I was gonna retalliate than actually do something back to them.

 

[SuperStretch18]

Those are terrible dick drawings.

LOL...

Ron White - "Everyone is gay, it's just to what extent are you gay?"

RW's Brother - "Nu-uh, I'm not gay! (etc.)"

RW - "Oh yeah, you like porn?"

Brother - "You know I like porn."

RW - "Do you only like to see two women together?"

B - "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love."

RW - "Do you like the man to have a small, half-flacid penis?"

B - "No I like big, hard, throbbing cock...."

 

[mckraut]

ha my parents live in northeast PA, so its a longer drive than you think

Hmm, agreed. Well, call me if you need someone to throw down with in Delaware. That is the extent of my commitment.

 

[MM BOOST]

Damn, first getting your wheel curbed and now this? Whats next? Sorry to hear that man.

 

[Nutari]

Those are terrible dick drawings.

You know what kinds of foods look like dicks? ALL THE BEST KINDS!

 

[SwampAss]

Dick Demon!


Sorry about your lipstick dick art jbiird. I'm also sorry about your farmer's tan.

 

[jbiird317]

I'm also sorry about your farmer's tan.

im not, that look of wearing a shirt even when youre not really gets the ladies in delaware going.....

 

[CWPspeed3]

Oh man that really sucks, I had someone egg my last car right before I got my MS3, I was the only car targeted in the neighborhood. Egg actually comes off pretty easy if you use windex wipes or something similar and a bit of elbow grease.

Side note, is that the D40 or the X? sweet little camera regardless.

 

[jbiird317]

d40

damn reflection, should i put that last pic in the member pics section? lol

 

[BOOSTR]

that just sucks that someone would do that. but at least you got it off and have no damage.

 

[boosted3]

Had to be a young woman.

1. The penis hole is the drawn from a womans point of view..(pic 4)
2. No self-respecting man would wear that shade of lipstick.
3. Most men know how to spell 'cum'.(pic 3)
4. Young woman don't know that men over 30 'drizzle' rather than 'shoot'.(pic 3)