My Mac laughs in the face of my old PC, then spits upon it.
Gotta admit though, even though I have (and love) a Mac, I HATED those stupid commercials. I'm glad that guy isn't doing them anymore.
Hm, I'm gonna go have to go with:
1. Eminem. (Sorry, he's just a punk, don't like him.)
2. Kanye West (For the reasons listed above.)
3. Miss Cleo. (Is she still around?)