You know your a Car Enthusiast when....

you get very emotional when you see some assh*le abuse a car you wish you had. Mannn...why he gotta do that to the car?! If you don't want it.....GIVE IT TO ME!!!(sad1)
 
Akaveli said:
you get very emotional when you see some assh*le abuse a car you wish you had. Mannn...why he gotta do that to the car?! If you don't want it.....GIVE IT TO ME!!!(sad1)


thats so true (sad1)
i cant stand it!!!! :(
 
When you spend more time surfing the net for parts and info then you spend on searching for porn....

When you have other things to do, and you spend the time on a forum at work at 2:15 am....



When you autocross more than you have sex-and like it that way!
 
Mike R said:
When you spend more time surfing the net for parts and info then you spend on searching for porn....

When you have other things to do, and you spend the time on a forum at work at 2:15 am....



When you autocross more than you have sex-and like it that way!


Or when you can't afford to buy your girlfriend flowers because you splurged on a new set of tires for a few auto-x weekends..


and it happens every other weekend...


Falkens are my roses..How come no one buys me flowers...
 
SpicyMchaggis said:
Falkens are my roses..How come no one buys me flowers...


(lol) (mswerd)




I've autocrossed the same amount as I've had sex this year.......








twice.:'(
 
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I'm glad you can relate, everyone else just thinks i'm an inconsiderate schmuck who'd rather spend time on 3 wheels than cuddling..I'm going to have to agree with them. The real tragedy is no real autocrossing down here. It just kind of floats from location to location..The only one that is close is about 40 minutes from me, and thats every 5 weeks..I guess I'm going to have to get a girlfriend, because I'll be god damned if I EVER get into drag racing. Which seems to be the main focus here. With Titan Motorsports and Central Florida Turbo literally next door, you can tell where the priorities lie. Although it is kind of cool seeing 9-11 second supra's everyday..
 
There is SO much autocrossing up here. Every weekend, sat&sunday. The local 50+ year old dragstrip is closing this year. I haven't been there in years. I wish I knew about the autocross years ago, when I had the mustangs and my Crown Vic...man that would have been fun.

All the crosses are 40-90 minutes from me....Wife wants to go, but doesn't like being embarassed. She's pretty good, we did the Rev-it-up on our anniversary last year (another good example of a car enthusiast)

My kids love the cars and speed too, they're getting started early....they went ot the autocross saturday...
 
if you order a car part that you think works for you car but you find out it doesnt and you KNOW you can get it on there anyways
 
If you are at a family reunion and you are bored so you tell everyone you are running to the store and your store run turns into a 45 minute find rice trip
 
deaconfan34 said:
if you order a car part that you think works for you car but you find out it doesnt and you KNOW you can get it on there anyways

custom fit.....
 
seanmcsean said:
when you push back vacation plans to go to a car meet.

or you rearrange flight plans to fly in/out of a different city so you can make a dyno-day

i live near Atlanta, but flew in/out of Birmingham to make a dyno-day with Super Matty P.....too bad it got cancelled
 
kickniteasy said:
You speed up and weave through traffic to get a better look at that NSX that is a 1/4 mile ahead of you

For that matter, being able to recognize a NSX from a 1/4 mile back.

when i'm driving at night i guess the cars behind me based on their headlight patterns. you know you're getting good when you can spot a civic with ghetto apc projectors 3 cars behind you at 1 in the morning. my wife thinks i'm a dork.

as a side note, you know you're an enthusiast when your wife says nitrous is for cheaters.
 
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mountjonas said:
when i'm driving at night i guess the cars behind me based on their headlight patterns. you know you're getting good when you can spot a civic with ghetto apc projectors 3 cars behind you at 1 in the morning. my wife thinks i'm a dork.
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lol Me too! I can do tail lights too.
 
When by the time casual car lovers start talking about new models, you've already seen the prototype, the debut, online reviews and tests in Car & Driver, Road & Track, or whatever your personal car mag of choice is.

When your wife start spotting your dream car for you. (Currently Mazda6 5-door)

When you throw out all of your old magazines except the car ones.
 

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