What's the craziest thing you've done in your ride?

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I was just thinking about this. I know we'll probably hear some funny/wild stuff from this question. So ...

What's the craziest thing you've done in/on your ride? (drive)
(While driving, while parked, etc)
 
well, it wasn't in my ride, but a friend of mines...

he drove a mail van. yes, the white box truck that had a right hand drive type of mail van. well...we were driving down the road, clipping along at about 60mph, and he slides open the door and says "take the wheel". he then proceeds to climb up on to the roof of the van, crawls across the roof, pulls my door open, and yells for me to move over and drive. he takes my seat, closes the door, and pretends like nothing happend.

most ****** up, random thing ever.
 
one time, i drove away from a drive thru and was using a cell phone in one hand, hamburger in the other while using only my knee to steer! I even had to use the back of my right hand to shift gears 'cause of the hamburger!

not what you expected? :( I'm lame :(
 
element.8 said:
well, it wasn't in my ride, but a friend of mines...

he drove a mail van. yes, the white box truck that had a right hand drive type of mail van. well...we were driving down the road, clipping along at about 60mph, and he slides open the door and says "take the wheel". he then proceeds to climb up on to the roof of the van, crawls across the roof, pulls my door open, and yells for me to move over and drive. he takes my seat, closes the door, and pretends like nothing happend.

most ****** up, random thing ever.
WTF?!! (wow) You friends with Spiderman or somethin'?
 
If anyone's ever been to Philly, PA they know about Broad St. Well I'm in my car and my friend is in his Mom's Galant (95 or something). We're both going about 100+ down the road passing through the light (all green for a long time) and zipping through traffic like it was nothing. We finally hit the red light and my friend put on the brakes and slide for a while before stopping. The smell of burning rubber was in the air for a while.

Yeah I was behind him cause my car's slow as molasses.
 
not my P5, but in my brother's old 86 Nissan Sentra, we went offroading. Result: trashed the whole underside of the car. needed some new struts and a new exhaust, cat, and one wheel. good way to retire a beater.
 
went in too fast and understeered into a guard rail on a canyon run. thank god for that guard rail or i woulda dropped 200 ft.
 
One day at lunch my buddy driving a 90 Nippsan pickup went to fast around a corner and drove us straight into a brick wall about 3 feet high. We hit the curb slow enough to bounce the front of the truck up into the air and onto the wall. All he did was put it in reverse and pull off of it. Well I wasn't around for that, I had to start walking back to school. This happened about 14 years ago. I was 16 at the time.
 
My friend owned an old honda hatchback(83 or so) back in high school, we called it "the trapezoid". Anyways he would always sit in the passenger seat and work the pedals with his left foot from there(yes it was an automatic). He would only put his hands on the bottom of the steering wheel too, so you could hardly tell he was in control of the car.
People would freak when they saw him riding passenger in his ghost car.(lol2)

(Warning: Do not try this at home. Anyways, if you are driving your car in your home that is probably not safe either.)
 
Here is a visual tour of some of the things I have done (or had done to me) in or on a car in the last 14 years of driving:

(jerkit) (butthump) (bicker) (RTM) (godown) (argh) (monkey) (sleep) (kiss) (thinkbeer (sad1) (coffee) (drinks) (pukey) (bj) (burp) (smoke) (rant)
 
Other things of note: shooting bottle bockets out the windows(gun), throwing tennis balls and other various objects at my friends car while boths of us are driving(evil), driving while coming down off shrooms (hippy), spankin it on the highway(jerkit)(it was a long trip), catching air for a split second coming over a hill on Lime Creek road where there was a sharp turn directly after(boom07).

Not all at the same time of course.

more than you ever wanted to know, right...
 
One of my friends in high school had a real piece of s***. I think it may have been a Geo Prizm, but I may be wrong.

So anyways, we used to do all kinds of crazy s*** in his car. But by far the stupidest thing was done over Christmas break one time. We drove into some poor bastard's yard. This was the guy who had an assload of Christmas decorations up. So we're in this guy's yard mowing down his plastic reindeer and santa. I still laugh when I think about it.
 
I did a burnout in my 75 Chevy Pickup in front of the school, I mean in front as in ON THE concrete in front of the office doors. Of course this was done at about 2 a.m. and I left the longest blackest streaks in front of the school. hehehe, don't ever remember them getting rid of the streaks either....hehehe!
 
the crazy ****** up thing i did was do a huge burn out after i bought my car. right infront of the salesman on the dealer lot. now your probably wondering "what the **** is wrong with you?" well the salesman gave me so much s*** about aftermarket parts and street racing. i felt offend. anyways the marks of the rubber from the tires are still there. .... i also ate a taco then had corn on the cob.
 

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