Tornado....does it work ??

WhiteZoomZoom said:
Does this really work ?? I am pretty sure most of you have heard abotu this.
http://www.tornadoair.com
It kinda make sense..........

Not no, but HELL NO!!! I saw a dyno where it actually took away power and torque... I saved it somewhere, and I'll try to find it. It is the equivalent of crushing a tin can inside your intake... :)
 
Re: Re: Tornado....does it work ??

fastdrvr23 said:


Not no, but HELL NO!!! I saw a dyno where it actually took away power and torque... I saved it somewhere, and I'll try to find it. It is the equivalent of crushing a tin can inside your intake... :)

Wow, you saw how it TOOK AWAY power? OMFG!
 
fuzzy dice hanging on the rear view mirror will add more power than one of those bent up twisted pieces of soda can.....do NOT waste your money....but if you just have an UNCONTROLABLE urge to throw away that cash......just PM me an I will give you my address and you can just send the cash to me.....no I won't send you a tornado....but then you will be getting the same performance out of your car that you are now.....maybe better...seeing as how your wallet will be lighter! lol

:{D
 
Heh heh heh. This is one of the longest running jokes I've been involved in with all my forums! Everywhere I go (performance auto sites) there's someone cracking a Tornado joke. "Watch your money spiral out of sight....." and so on, and so on. We were just talking about this in the rumors section. This is just the LATEST of them. Here's a link to the posts for all you lazy people.

http://www.protegemp3.com/vbb225/showthread.php?threadid=6289
 
I was talking to some one on speed options the other day. they said the tornato company might be getting a major law suit for false advertising and somthing else.
Info-mershels are all rigged, watch them very closly its kind of amusing. espeshilly that one for dura shine.
In one shot its a liquid, in another its puting out a fire and its obsioly vasoline... there crooks!evil, evil ,sales men on tv. damn them all to hell! :mad:
 
I'm know results may vary, but after installing this incredible device in my otherwise stock P5, we've dyno'ed the car at 673 WHP with 819 ft/lbs torque, and gas mileage has improved to the point were I no longer have to fill the tank, but have to drain it occasionally to prevent an overflow.
:D

NOT!!!
:rolleyes:
 
BB Wulf said:
I'm know results may vary, but after installing this incredible device in my otherwise stock P5, we've dyno'ed the car at 673 WHP with 819 ft/lbs torque, and gas mileage has improved to the point were I no longer have to fill the tank, but have to drain it occasionally to prevent an overflow.
:D

NOT!!!
:rolleyes:

LOL, yeah, you can't have that overflow that would be bad... :)

Welcome to the board by the way.... ;)
 
Welcome, BB, good post.
You only got into the 800s? You sure you dont have that thing in backwards, cause it makes a big difference. I also found that it improves braking, makes the resolution on my LCD screen better, and my car can now run on methane gas, allowing me to just dump all my garbage in the tank like a compost heap.
And the kids just love it, they've each got tornado mobiles above their cribs, puts them right to sleep so the wife and I can get a good night's sleep, make a little nookie. Speaking of which, with the tornado I stay harder longer, too.
 
fastdrvr23 & blynzoo -

Thanks for the welcome! :D

And I have to stay away from the methane - the way I eat and the fact I smoke, I damn near blew myself up late last year. Hard boiled egg burritos and beer are not a safe combination! :eek:

Also, never, ever mix dried fruit and chili unless you're looking for a trip to the emergency room...
 

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