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Top ten signs you are a Christian
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orangezoom said:
Did you know that legally I can marry people in every state in the country.
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I am a minister of the Universal Life Church. (hippy)
I did it to kind of point my finger and laugh at organized religion, if I can become an ordained minister on the internet and get a card and certificate and if (by law) I can marry anyone in the United States that just makes organized religion even more of a joke (to me). (cool)
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I have married 27 couples to date.
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And just so you realize I do beleave that a marriage is a covenant between the married couple and God.
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Never heard of this, but it sounds pretty interesting. How can I do this? I'd love to marry some of my friends.Slider said:
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Do you believe in same sex marriages? Would you marry a gay/lesbian couple if they asked you to?orangezoom said:
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Slider = troll.
in typical forum fashion mods aren't here to put a stop to religious "persecution" no matter how half-assed the attempt is.
Slider, I wish you luck in life. I hope one day you're able to put aside your doubt and fear and realize that faith is just that. Faith. In the meantime you'd be wise to not instigate problems with more people than you feel safe handling by yourself. Makes you look like an e-idiot.
in typical forum fashion mods aren't here to put a stop to religious "persecution" no matter how half-assed the attempt is.
Slider, I wish you luck in life. I hope one day you're able to put aside your doubt and fear and realize that faith is just that. Faith. In the meantime you'd be wise to not instigate problems with more people than you feel safe handling by yourself. Makes you look like an e-idiot.
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No I would not marry them, and I do not believe in same sex marriages.
whoever asked, an agnostic is someone who believes in a higher power but isnt affiliated with a specific church. i, on the other hand, am an athiest, someone who thinks the bible is the best selling fiction book of all time.
religion in general is a ******* joke. im going to come across harsh,a nd offend some people, and i really dont give a s***.
it is so true...religion is politics, and vice versa. everyone thinks their religion is correct, but no one ******* knows s***. because everyone that DOES know s*** is DEAD. so for all we know, there is a ******* god of fire, god of earth, etc. and no one is the wiser.
turbo matty (that would be insanoman for everyone who doesnt know) is a bible thumping asshole. his attitude is a similar attitude to what has caused MILLIONS and MILLIONS of peoples deaths over thousands of years. i would venture to say more people have died in the name of Jesus ******* Christ than of ALL of the wars combined.
nothing like a good christian to heat up an iron ring around the heads of the indians until either their head exploded or they converted to christianity (jerkit)
religion in general is a ******* joke. im going to come across harsh,a nd offend some people, and i really dont give a s***.
it is so true...religion is politics, and vice versa. everyone thinks their religion is correct, but no one ******* knows s***. because everyone that DOES know s*** is DEAD. so for all we know, there is a ******* god of fire, god of earth, etc. and no one is the wiser.
turbo matty (that would be insanoman for everyone who doesnt know) is a bible thumping asshole. his attitude is a similar attitude to what has caused MILLIONS and MILLIONS of peoples deaths over thousands of years. i would venture to say more people have died in the name of Jesus ******* Christ than of ALL of the wars combined.
nothing like a good christian to heat up an iron ring around the heads of the indians until either their head exploded or they converted to christianity (jerkit)
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Actually a lot of states let you do it if you are a notary, that is how I do them, the lowest form of public office.Mach 3.5 Turbo said:
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Weird. I'd just like to be called "father" or "reverend" cuz I think it would be kinda funny. Not to offend anyone if they think this is some honored distinction that should be earned. I hate titles, I think it's segregationalist and elitist. . . but I digress. Thanks for letting me know your opinions on gay marriage. I don't really know my feelings on the subject yet. I guess I lean toward allowing them for governmental reasons (taxes, insurance, hospital visitations, etc.), but I think the term marriage means man and woman. Are you guys who are opposed to gay marriage opposed to legalized civil unions with the same governmental benefits? Separation of church and state anyone? Just for you guys' information, I go to a church every week or three. I don't read the bible, and I rarely pray. My beliefs are too complicated to express here, but I think that everyone should accepts somone else's views unless they're harmful to them or others (extremist views), including atheist viewpoints.orangezoom said:
Mach 3.5 Turbo said:
Here you go bro, learn all about it:
http://www.ulc.org/
Oh and :woot: Dumpster!
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Weird, do you legally get to call yourself father Bob or Pastor Jimmy or whatever when you're ordained?
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