The Ohio Random Thread... aka We Should Probably Be Working

[o0n8]

What do you do for a living, Patrick?

What do all you guys do for a living? I know Sho sells crack.

Besides breaking my MSP?

Title is: Special Loans Process Admin

Job consists of modifying mortgages (and making sure people can do simple math), & daily/weekly/monthly/quarterly/ yearly rates on the data base. Recasts, Partial Releases, Assumptions (taking your name off the mortgage when your wife wins the house in divorce court), Balloon mortgage resets, ARM loan verification, Oil & Gas subordinations, SCRA (for soilders & sailors), Construction to permanent loans, Buydowns (section 8 housing type things), research and other random things.

Big thing right now is re-quality checking loans from when Huntington took over Sky Bank to see if they should have been a Monthly (normal mortgage) or DSI loan (like a credit card, interest first then principle). If they got set up as DSI, I get to figure out the pay history and what the principle balance should be. Most were screwed up before they got to Sky but if not, Sky screwed them up and no one here bothered to read the Note.

 

[princess peach]

Users in general make me cry. They do stupid s***.

There's only so much we can do to fix stupid... but we try to make it as easy to use as possible.

 

[CTt3P5]

Users in general make me cry. They do stupid s***.

Hey, I take offense to that. I only do stupid s*** when I break something.

And competitor to my worldwide company who also creates a lot of misc boxes and documents.

Electrical, Controls & Instrumentation engineer. In a nutshell... all the stuff that goes on inside of your ECU's in your cars, I design systems sorta like that but with about 300x the number of inputs and outputs, on a much larger platform.

Yes indeed and I'm sure you guys have a ton of docs sitting around as well. One of the coolest I've seen is a deed handwritten in caligraphy dated 1917. I've come across a few from the 1890's as well along with photos from the very early 1900's of employees standing on the front stairs to the offices in their daily attire, full suit with top hat.

 

[vikonic]

I fix computers. Desktops, laptops, servers, you name it. I also provide phone support and bunch of other little things in the company like Forum moderation, local repair and sales, etc.

 

[WillD]

So basically everyone with computer issues is going to contact you now!

 

[bigsho]

In addition to selling crack, I do in-store marketing/promotions for LG Mobile (because its cheaper to pay me than to run TV commercials) as well as maintenance on live displays all around northern Ohio.

 

[Perro del Sol]

I assist Phen in Phimpin Ho's.

I am Credit Coach for a major bank. I assist loan processors, closers and underwriters with policies and procedures. I look to identify trends and I coach one on one, teams or entire units.

Needless to say, I stay very busy!

 

[Fiji Mazda3]

I'm a slimy car salesman.

 

[XCLR8TN]

I've been added to a new cluster of a project here at work. yippee...

Hey don't call my project a clust... Oh nvm.

Edit: Also Jess i saw a miata same color as your green one with carbon fiber fender flares if your still looking for something so you can get more tire under there. They looked good I didn't ask him about cost though

that will be a last resort, I've never really liked flares

I'm a slimy car salesman.

win!

Electrical, Controls & Instrumentation engineer. In a nutshell... all the stuff that goes on inside of your ECU's in your cars, I design systems sorta like that but with about 300x the number of inputs and outputs, on a much larger platform.

I get to draw these things Phen speaks of. So glad I don't have to design them hehe

 

[Taters]

In fancy terms I'm a transportation engineer, in normal terms I'm a otr truck driver. But I like being fancy. An glassmaker I would love to buy that but my wife and I am looking at buying a house and we just bought a dodge journey at the end of June.

 

[ajkulish]

Im a co op engineer that designs motor parts. Mainly gaskets and plastic components.

 

[chandlerGTi]

I'm a GM for a truck service shop; semis and whatnot.

On the side I build trade show exhibits, signs and showrooms. I'm lazy most of the time though and when I get home from the day job I play with my children and or wife.

 

[TheGlassMaker]

I make tempered auto glass. Company wide we make glass for just about every car company you can think of.

I'm a operator in the cut and grind dept. I drive fork lift on the side.

 

[princess peach]

Last episode of Top Gear is ******* hilarious... that is all

 

[TheGlassMaker]

Damn it I hate having the last post of every page. lol

 

[tweiss3]

Last episode of Top Gear is ******* hilarious... that is all

Yes it was.

 

[THE Phen]

Hey, I take offense to that. I only do stupid s*** when I break something.



Yes indeed and I'm sure you guys have a ton of docs sitting around as well. One of the coolest I've seen is a deed handwritten in caligraphy dated 1917. I've come across a few from the 1890's as well along with photos from the very early 1900's of employees standing on the front stairs to the offices in their daily attire, full suit with top hat.

Dude... I'm still using documents as guidelines from the 1970's. They haven't been updated in 40 years. It's getting hard to read them because we keep copying copies so that we don't destroy the original.

 

[TheGlassMaker]

All of our documents, and spec sheets are updated every two weeks as a federal madate. We are only allowed to hold onto outdated and discontinued parts and spec for 10 years. If they make a major change to the specs of a current running model we have to destroy anyhting in house already made that is now out of spec.

 

[tweiss3]

All of our documents, and spec sheets are updated every two weeks as a federal madate. We are only allowed to outdated and discontinued parts and spec for 10 years. If they make a major change to the specs of a current running model we have to destroy anyhting in house already made that is now out of spec.

Anything DOT related is probably like that.

 

[bigsho]

Its about time for brakes. Suggestions for decent brake pads for street and a few auto-x a year? Keep in mind im on a broke college student budget