Texas law enforcement issued 700 HP Hummer!?

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As if we needed another reason not to wind up on the wrong side of the law in Texas, this 700-horsepower Hummer H2 with 28-inch rims clinches it. An unnamed Texas sheriff commissioned GeigerCars based in Europe to build the black-and-white beast. It's powered by a 7.0L supercharged V8 making the aforementioned Texas-sized allotment of 700 horses. You can see that the suspension's been lowered and tightened up to handle the extra power and larger eight-pot stoppers have been installed. The bigger brakes will be put to the test trying to arrest the motion of those one-piece chrome 28-inch rims after they've reached the H2's terminal velocity of 155 electronically-limited miles per hour.
 
that thing will run out of gas before it maxes out it's speed.
 
chicken legs and a ten gallon hat...





and a fifty gallon beer gut.
 
You know what they say about some Texans, streers, beers, and queers, looks like this guy has had all of them go down his throat. ha ha
 
Prodigy said:
that thing will run out of gas before it maxes out it's speed.

True dat Chris.

This is definitely the most retarded non-standard issue police car I've heard of in my entire life.

Oh wait... it's driven by a sheriff.... that explains it. Probably a corrupt one.
 
Now there's an f'n police car

South Carolina State Trooper
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Im calling BS. Why would a cop car have huge chrome rims like that?

If not,
Wow- the level of stupidity knows no bounds. Frankly, someone should lose their job over approving such a monstrosity.
 
nealric said:
Im calling BS. Why would a cop car have huge chrome rims like that?

If not,
Wow- the level of stupidity knows no bounds. Frankly, someone should lose their job over approving such a monstrosity.

Agreed. If a cop car has chrome rims, it's an unmarked car. Kind of pointless to have a marked car with 'bling'
 
Wait til that thing gets ruined in a high speed pursuit.............if those 28s allow it to, lol.

I think the best uncommon cop car was the new Charger. I don't remember where I saw it, but I saw pictures, and damn did it ever look mean!

Europe has the best ones. They got Range Rovers and beamers for cop cars. Or Japan with their Skylines!
 
nealric said:
Im calling BS. Why would a cop car have huge chrome rims like that?

If not,
Wow- the level of stupidity knows no bounds. Frankly, someone should lose their job over approving such a monstrosity.

not bashing Texas but might as well be my home state of Georgia.... too many counties and too many moron elected corrupt local sheriffs....

sheriffs does not = real cops... even within the refined (rolleyes) city of ATL there were/are sheriffs doing really corrupt/dumbass s***....

on the other hand.... I'd love to see a turbocharged Miata cop car.... to pull over ricers and stuff them in trunk.... cruel and unusual no...
 
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Falango said:
I think the best uncommon cop car was the new Charger. I don't remember where I saw it, but I saw pictures, and damn did it ever look mean!


San Marcos Sheriff department has at least one of those. Very cool looking, although they have kinda a dumb paint job.

and that hummer is just stupid.
 
if you get in to pursuit with this thing, all you have to do is drive for about an hour and hummer should run out of fuel by then.
 
silverspeed03 said:
I guess the great people of texas are going to be footing the gas bill for this one.


yayyyyyyy.... this idea makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
 
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