Spiders... *shutters*

[laracroft]

Ok, so not like most of us can be the crocodile hunter or Jeff Corwin. But what the hell is this son of a b*tch doing on my sliding back door and what kind of spider IS IT?! Its scarry...sorry bad focus. At least it was Halloweenie colors, orange and black.
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[reeves_toy]

it's a writing spider. there good for catching big bugs and are pretty much docile. so if you haven't killed it don't.

 

[Coqui258]

Most spiders are harmless... they're good for killing other annoying insects.

 

[Dreeza]

thats a real spider??? goddamn thats big

 

[Dreeza]

spiders arent too bad


its centipedes i hate i think i have a phobia of them, lol, omg just talkin bout them...holy s***, i ******* HATE THEM

 

[laracroft]

Its pretty freggin BIG dood! I was like WOOH WHAT THE @*#^$ IS THAT??!!! But it was pretty and interesting at least, not your regular run of the mill daddy long legs. I like most creatures. And I dont like to kill anything unless it may be harmful. But I'll still be DAMNED if I go out the backdoor anytime soon! lol I give Ghost 2 days before there's a smushed orange and black glob on that glass. He HATES insects. lol

 

[Dreeza]

Its pretty freggin BIG dood! I was like WOOH WHAT THE @*#^$ IS THAT??!!! But it was pretty and interesting at least, not your regular run of the mill daddy long legs. I like most creatures. And I dont like to kill anything unless it may be harmful. But I'll still be DAMNED if I go out the backdoor anytime soon! lol I give Ghost 2 days before there's a smushed orange and black glob on that glass. He HATES insects. lol

hahaha ewww


i dont like killing things cuz they crunch


i had a centipede in my room the other day, omg, i was like flipping out cuz there was no one to kill it for me, so i quickly grab a cup and after 10 minutes get the courage to trap it...u dont understand the things scare the **** outta me....and it was all trying to get out and i couldnt sleep cuz i was scared it was going to get out and crawl on me....but in the morning i made my dad kill it

 

[laracroft]

I have had REALLY bad experiences with insects. In Okinawa they had 'banana spiders', they looked like big brown spotted spiders and were HUGE. They JUMPED too damnit. I tried to kill one once with my combat boot and I swear, it bounced off it and it jumped after me for revenge. I locked my ex-husband in the room with it and told him "DONT YOU DARE FREKIN COME OUT UNTIL THAT SOB IS DEAD!" I heard a couple of thumps and some girlie screams then..."I think I got em".... as soon as I opened the door, he ran out of the room like a bat outta hell and hid behind me like a 4 year old. I'm like YOU LIED didn't you?! (no) I wish that thing bit him. What a coward. Neither of us slept for about 3 days. We had to keep one eye open. lol

 

[Dreeza]

I have had REALLY bad experiences with insects. In Okinawa they had 'banana spiders', they looked like big brown spotted spiders and were HUGE. They JUMPED too damnit. I tried to kill one once with my combat boot and I swear, it bounced off it and it jumped after me for revenge. I locked my ex-husband in the room with it and told him "DONT YOU DARE FREKIN COME OUT UNTIL THAT SOB IS DEAD!" I heard a couple of thumps and some girlie screams then..."I think I got em".... as soon as I opened the door, he ran out of the room like a bat outta hell and hid behind me like a 4 year old. I'm like YOU LIED didn't you?! (no) I wish that thing bit him. What a coward. Neither of us slept for about 3 days. We had to keep one eye open. lol

hahahahahhaa, oh the poor guy

 

[loj68]

whoa.....that's a bananna spider bro.....I'm in NC too and we've had one that made a big ass web across our sliding glass door too just last week. No s*** it was as big as a kids hand. I spun it's web around a stick and then I chunked it out into the bushes (while holding back a girlish scream mind you) when it started crawling up the stick towards my hand. The next day it had rebuilt the web across my deck.......mother fuckers are industrious!

 

[Vulcanon]

omg that spider is as big as the fricken tree! jk...on a more serious note, yeah that thing looks like it'll fix any bug problems you have....mice maybe

 

[loj68]

yuck! I wanted to find out more info and found this pic......at least I found they're non-poisonous. Also, the big ass ones are female....the males are only about a quarter the size.

 

[AbbyVonNormal]

i think i would have crapped my pants and ran if i saw that thing on my window...spider's frighten me

 

[kcbhiw]

ROFLMAO. You guys' responses are killing me here.



...don't worry, I absolutely hate spiders myself. I was trying to kill a brown recluse one day with a broom stick and he kept trying to attack the stick each time I missed. However, I finally got the lil bastard.

 

[Monstermile]

Here is a few pics I took of a spider behind my deck.

 

[loj68]

Here is a few pics I took of a spider behind my deck.

Friggin' arachnophobia around here lately......I wonder why the spiders are going freakazoid??? Maybe that whole biblical world ending at Y2K s*** is just working on a 3 year delay

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

you think that is bad? try having a roomate with stripe-knee'd turantula thats big as my hand..i don't like spiders..i never will, thats why, when we went home for vacation..i let the thing die..i couldn't deal with sleeping in the same room as some man eating big ass spider..

 

[laracroft]

I hate REALLY REALLY big, hairy, jumping, spiders and flying cacaroaches. Give me scorpions, snakes, beetles, centipedes, rabid monkeys, teletubbies,....but NOT HUGE BROWN NASTY FLYING CACAROACHES! I was taking a shower once back home in Miami and was in the middle of washing my hair. I kept having this feeling I was being watched or something. I turned around with one eye open since I had suds all over and saw this HUMONGOUS brown flying cacaroach on my shower curtain. I FREAKED out and tried to make a run for it. It started flying around and I scrambled to get outta there. I took down the shower curtain, the rod hit me on the head, slid around the tub to the tile floor, made it to the door handled, fubbled with trying to open the damn thing (longest minute or so of my LIFE trying to open a freggin door knob with soapy hands) and ran outta there butt naked, suds, bubbles and all to my room. To make it worse, I think my brother had friends over that day cause I heard laughing but I was too busy hauling ass to my room to pay attention to who it was. lol

 

[loj68]

I hate REALLY REALLY big, hairy, jumping, spiders and flying cacaroaches. Give me scorpions, snakes, beetles, centipedes, rabid monkeys, teletubbies,....but NOT HUGE BROWN NASTY FLYING CACAROACHES! I was taking a shower once back home in Miami and was in the middle of washing my hair. I kept having this feeling I was being watched or something. I turned around with one eye open since I had suds all over and saw this HUMONGOUS brown flying cacaroach on my shower curtain. I FREAKED out and tried to make a run for it. It started flying around and I scrambled to get outta there. I took down the shower curtain, the rod hit me on the head, slid around the tub to the tile floor, made it to the door handled, fubbled with trying to open the damn thing (longest minute or so of my LIFE trying to open a freggin door knob with soapy hands) and ran outta there butt naked, suds, bubbles and all to my room. To make it worse, I think my brother had friends over that day cause I heard laughing but I was too busy hauling ass to my room to pay attention to who it was. lol

yeah, I come from Florida and we had those big flying cockroaches....they call them "Palmetto Bugs" down there. When you try to swat them they fly at you........ugh....I'm getting the willies just thinking about those damn things. Haven't seen any up here yet though.....thank god.....keep those things in High Point

 

[iLisa]

omg.. I am deathly afraid of spiders. I can't even stand to look at them..