Spiders... *shutters*

After seeing Arachnaphoebia, I couldn't sleep! I kept thinking that spiders were gonna come in the house through the cracks. I'm not really afraid of spiders though, only poisonous ones.
 
I got bit by a brown recluse, while at Ft Benning. OMG, i didnt goto the hospital for 2 days, and you could see the venom going up my leg. It bit me on the knee, and it swelled up to twice the size. I could barely walk, and wound up in the hospital for a week.

They said it wouldve taken at least 2 more days for the venom to reach my heart, and when it did, I wouldve died. (angel)
 
Aww hell naw!!! It's the legs, man... the legs.... :eek:

Tarantulas don't scare me though... I think it's 'cause they're fuzzy. For some reason I am deathly afraid of those legs; long, spindly legs. Put those on anything and watch me run away, FAST.

We once found a Nurse Spider in our basement. Duuuuuuude, the biatch was as big as my HAND!!! ACK! I had the heebie jeebies and willies for hours!
 
u waited 2 days? wtf. those things can actually cause enough damage to have reoccuring gan-greene(sp?) return over and over. dood.. 2 days is taking a big risk. speaknig of brown recluse's, i used to live in kansas, and i came across a mom and a crapload of babie ones. i ran away as fast i could with a girlish scream going the entire time. those things will own u.
 
I was in da Army, and was like "Im bigger then IT, therefore Im badder" :D even though I knew I needed to go. It was when we were doing PT, and I couldnt even WALK the run, that the medics forced me to goto the emergency room. :D

EWWW, and yeah, I killed a few females, and they were prgo, casue you just saw a thousand little itty bitty baby ones run from it. :D
 
Maaaaaan, out of all spiders I fear the brown recluse the most. I got an email once from my father in law and it was a series of pics of this guy's thigh. The first one showed a wound about an inch diameter, the next about 4 inches, so on and so on until the last one it was the size of the top of his thigh, like 8-10" diameter. The s*** looked like bloody hamburger. Then it said at the bottom WHAT caused it - the friggin spider bite!!! Scary s***, man, scary s***....
 
laracroft said:
I hate REALLY REALLY big, hairy, jumping, spiders and flying cacaroaches. Give me scorpions, snakes, beetles, centipedes, rabid monkeys, teletubbies,....but NOT HUGE BROWN NASTY FLYING CACAROACHES! sssssnip....

LOL!!! (rofl) She said Teletubbies! Slap some spider legs on those biatches and I'd be running for the hills! :D

Crazy ass story, Lara! Giiiiirrrlll, I'd do the SAME DAMN THING!!! (werd)
 
ewww.. spiders.. i remember we were out in the desert shooting.. and we found this ******* spider that was .. dood it was a mutant.. it was huge.. here we are.. 3 grown men.. with fully automatic weapons.. running and screaming from a spider.. it was horrible..
 
I ******* can't stand spiders. The movie Arachniphobia did it to me.

Most folks don't know that the Daddy Long Legs is probably one of the most venomous spiders in the world. Its mouth is just too small to bite humans.
 
Bleh ... we don't have really big spiders here, but i still hate them. It aint so bad when it's on the wall and i see it, but it's when im sitting on the damn toilet bowl and one o those things just slides down in front of me ... i simply lose it.

We used to own 2 houses in Dunedin Florida till about 3 years ago. Went down there a few weeks every year ... man those palmetto cockroaches are huge. I hit one of those flying ones once with a tennis racket =) I just hate any kind of bug that walks/flies towards me. I remember that one night, i was walking down the street (florida) and i swear i would almost hear those palmetto talk. they were like a million of em on the street and we heard them run to the sidewalk / grass .... or did i freak out too much and imagined the whole thing ? LoL

Me hates bugs
 
cablemirc said:
tubby custard, tubby custard!!!
my daughter loves teletubbies, can count to 12, knows a-f of the alphabet, all her shapes and colors, etc.. and she JUST turned 2.

all hail the tele-tubbies!

*sings* tinky-winky, dipsy, la-la, po... teletubbies.. teletubbies! *awwwwwwwwwwwwww big hug*

(rofl) Nice thread Linux! I couldn't help quoting this from your thread. It's no wonder this person only posted 51 times. I wonder how warped the kid is now?!

Oh yeah, spiders still suck. *shiver* I don't know what I was thinking reading this thread while eating my lunch. I had this soup that had little rice balls and they kept reminding me of spider eggs. It took all I had in me to finish it. Mind control!!! :p
 
heh lara good thin u werent in my bros car with us one day lol, all of a suden like 15 spiders came runin out of the A/C vents and my bro screamed like a girl and pulled over and ran out (he is 21 and im 18) lol i had to kill them all then me and my dad found like a nest or some s***, sold the car the next week tho cause my bro is a dumbass and over heated the engine like 10 times lol.


Dreeza: Aww u dont like centi pedes well i live in Fl and i donno milipeds or centi peds i mean they were tryin to invade my house like the side of house was full with them our pool was full lol. For a freakin month lol


loj68: lmao i know wat ur talkin about some reason i had one in my car (the Flyin cockroach) and i was like s*** and tryed to fling it out the window with a piece of paper.but i was pulled over with the door open (thank god) and then all of a sudden It flew at me omg i got out of my car and ran then it was flyin after me jumped in my car and took off lol.
 
I swear...insects have a sixth sense. They can tell what you're thinking and they know you wanna squish em, so they attack first. lol I got chased down a FEW times by different bugs. I hate the HUGE B-52 bumble bees too. In my old apt, my son and I used to make a run for the car everytime we got out the front door. As soon as we got 2 ft from the entrance, you'd hear em locking in on you... VROOONMMMMMM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and tap you on the head like they were the red baron. I think they're kinda cute but when they'd tap me on the head I'd freak that they'd get stuck in my hair and that would SOOOO NOT be cool. lol Still REALLY hate the teletubbies, big hairy spiders and cacaroaches that fly and hiss at you...fkrs.

How I ever survived boot camp and oki when I went out in the bush is beyond me. lol (boom06)
 
loli got a beez nest from Ny i used to live in Ny. and its like 2 feet tall and like 1 foot length i walked up to it with a mask and 3 cans of bug spry killd all them fkrs :). then my bro used it in a science fair and got an A lol
 
EviLMaN said:
heh lara good thin u werent in my bros car with us one day lol, all of a suden like 15 spiders came runin out of the A/C vents and my bro screamed like a girl and pulled over and ran out (he is 21 and im 18) lol i had to kill them all then me and my dad found like a nest or some s***, sold the car the next week tho cause my bro is a dumbass and over heated the engine like 10 times lol.


Dreeza: Aww u dont like centi pedes well i live in Fl and i donno milipeds or centi peds i mean they were tryin to invade my house like the side of house was full with them our pool was full lol. For a freakin month lol


loj68: lmao i know wat ur talkin about some reason i had one in my car (the Flyin cockroach) and i was like s*** and tryed to fling it out the window with a piece of paper.but i was pulled over with the door open (thank god) and then all of a sudden It flew at me omg i got out of my car and ran then it was flyin after me jumped in my car and took off lol.


holy s***, id flip out



i was kayaking once, and i look down, and by my leg there was this spider, it wasnt even all that big, but it scared the s*** outta me, and next thing i knew i jumped outta my kayak...god i HATE bugs
 
At least most of y'all don't have to worry about killer bees out there. Scary as **** and they look just like regular honey bees, until they all swarm and sting the **** out of you.
 
AAHAHHHHh **** I hate spiders. They freak the s*** out of me. Just lookin at those pictures make me get shivers and s***.
Girlish screams wont come from me coz i probably would run the **** away from it. They just have too MANY ARMS and too MANY EYES.!!! And the thought of them crawling on my skin kills me.
AHHHHH no more pictures pls.
 

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