son of a b****!...

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Last night i had night school, and i normally park where no other high school student's park because i fear the worse when it comes to teenagers with jealousy in mind. Anyway, for the pass couple of months since class begun i had been parking in the same area and no one has ever touched my car.
There was the occasional time when my alarm was set of because of loud exhuast or the guy next to me slams his door shut. But other then that no one touches it...

So, as i walk to my car after school last night i notice all this white spots all over my car!! :wtf: As i walk closer i notice it's not paint. (At first i thought someone threw white coloured painted all over my car) It turned out to be OVER 15 bird droppings splattered all over the roof, f&b windshield, and hood!!!

:'(

This was the first time i had bird drops all over my car. As if one bird decided to have diearea all over my Orange baby!!
%^%$#%$#%$#%$#%$#%$#%$%$#^&(*^%#$

Anyway, as i made my way out the parking lot, i notice a VW Carrado, lowered,rims, body kit and undercar neon. There was about 10 white guy's from night school hangin' out. When i rolled by. Unfortnately, where i stopped for the light was right infront of those guys. One guy noticed my car, and yelled out 'MAZDASPEED'!!!! s*** i said in my mind...
They all looked over and kept telling me to rev my car to hear the turbo. They kept saying how their carrado has a turbo and it can kick my ass anyday.

I didn't even know these guy's and could careless if it did have a turbo. Also, i didn't rev my car because they asked me to and i slowy drove off as the light finally changed.
Man, i thought getting attention with this car would be cool, but there are times i feel as if someone would vandalize it or what not. I was scared that maybe one of those guy's would throw a bottle of beer at my car or something...
Luckily nothing happened..

When i got home, i sprayed off all the droppings....damn birds!!! What a night.....

 

[trekv2]

LoL bird sh!t sucks. i was at tybee island in savanna Ga and parked my civic under a tree to keep it cool, bad idea when i came back the nexted day i didnt ever reconize it it was coverd in in sh!t

 

[AGR]

Sure bird s*** is fun..........trying addressing the bug problem we have in our area. Some of those acidic bastards will eat right into your clear coat. Give me bird s***, any day (not that that's much better).

 

[03MzdSpdSTP]

we have a Ospray that lives in our tree..well my Saturn sits right under neath were the ****** decides to s*** and drop his lunch(fish) well not ne more my car is parked on the other side of the driveway! that bird makes a mess!!!

 

[Cirielle]

Well currently I have the green machine!!! Nothing but pollen everywhere!!! Spray it off, wash it off, wait 5 minutes - BACK AGAIN #(*$&#(*%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AGR]

we have a Ospray that lives in our tree..well my Saturn sits right under neath were the ****** decides to s*** and drop his lunch(fish) well not ne more my car is parked on the other side of the driveway! that bird makes a mess!!!

Oh s***!!!!!!!!! TOOOOO much. I about pissed myself this time!!!
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol)

 

[Street KingFD]

Well currently I have the green machine!!! Nothing but pollen everywhere!!! Spray it off, wash it off, wait 5 minutes - BACK AGAIN #(*$&#(*%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W3RD!!!! :mad: :'(

 

[Ryan]

i feel ur pain on the vandilization issue, i feel like if i park far out ppl will think im better than the rest adn vandalize me for that and i feel if i park in close someone will do it by accident. so im stuck in this issue, so i work at a walmart and i park under the light pole that has a camera pointing almost directly at my car, if anyone screws with it. walla i got all the info i need to persue a lawsuit. but i realize at a school its harder to do, so get you some friends that have nice cars and get one to park on oneside and one to park on the other. thats wut i did in hs.

 

[Vicocola]

Last night i had night school, and i normally park where no other high school student's park because i fear the worse when it comes to teenagers with jealousy in mind. Anyway, for the pass couple of months since class begun i had been parking in the same area and no one has ever touched my car.
There was the occasional time when my alarm was set of because of loud exhuast or the guy next to me slams his door shut. But other then that no one touches it...

So, as i walk to my car after school last night i notice all this white spots all over my car!! :wtf: As i walk closer i notice it's not paint. (At first i thought someone threw white coloured painted all over my car) It turned out to be OVER 15 bird droppings splattered all over the roof, f&b windshield, and hood!!!

:'(

This was the first time i had bird drops all over my car. As if one bird decided to have diearea all over my Orange baby!!
%^%$#%$#%$#%$#%$#%$#%$%$#^&(*^%#$

Anyway, as i made my way out the parking lot, i notice a VW Carrado, lowered,rims, body kit and undercar neon. There was about 10 white guy's from night school hangin' out. When i rolled by. Unfortnately, where i stopped for the light was right infront of those guys. One guy noticed my car, and yelled out 'MAZDASPEED'!!!! s*** i said in my mind...
They all looked over and kept telling me to rev my car to hear the turbo. They kept saying how their carrado has a turbo and it can kick my ass anyday.

I didn't even know these guy's and could careless if it did have a turbo. Also, i didn't rev my car because they asked me to and i slowy drove off as the light finally changed.
Man, i thought getting attention with this car would be cool, but there are times i feel as if someone would vandalize it or what not. I was scared that maybe one of those guy's would throw a bottle of beer at my car or something...
Luckily nothing happened..

When i got home, i sprayed off all the droppings....damn birds!!! What a night.....

high school, good old times... (well only 2 yrs ago but still) amazing when i was in hs... our school doesnt have any fixed up cars at all lol all stock but nice cars... anyways sorry to hear that...
Why dont u change that negative thing into positive by thinking this as an encouragement to work hard and turn that white/orange car into a 300HP beast?

 

[murdock_]

i feel ur pain on the vandilization issue, i feel like if i park far out ppl will think im better than the rest adn vandalize me for that and i feel if i park in close someone will do it by accident. so im stuck in this issue, so i work at a walmart and i park under the light pole that has a camera pointing almost directly at my car, if anyone screws with it. walla i got all the info i need to persue a lawsuit. but i realize at a school its harder to do, so get you some friends that have nice cars and get one to park on oneside and one to park on the other. thats wut i did in hs.

i have to friends with absolute s*** boxes (compared to me speed ) park next to me for armor, sorta like Greg and his "American Protection"

 

[AGR]

aw yes.....my 1/4 mile drag racing buddies......

 

[oliver2000]

Mothers has some handy bird s***/ bug wipes, I carry them in the car for just those occasions.

 

[changedman]

some numbnuts put "whiteout" over selected barely visibile parts of my car

WTF? ugh dipshits

 

[twiztedjeckel]

get it off ASAP! bird s*** is very bad for paint and clear coats. you'll find stain marks on there if you don't get rid of it quick. those stains are a pain in the ass to remove. i've gotten them on my cars and customer's cars and let me tell ya, one b**** to get rid of.

 

[oliver2000]

That is exactly why I carry the mother bird s*** wipes with me

 

[z00mer]

I feel your pain about the bird s*** on your ride! I detail cars on the side...and bird s*** is a real b**** to get off:mad: !!

I used to own a 93 Celica ALL-Trac, that I detailed on my wedding day. My brother parked my ride under a huge oak tree. And when my new wife and I came out to my car....it was covered front to back in BIRD s***(argh) !! I spent three hours detailing it!!!

But the one thing that really works in getting that residue from bird s*** off.....a product called "Magic Clay". It actually does the job. And you can also find it at any Pep-Boys or Auto Zone(thumb) .

I guess thats why I like it out here in Vegas. The only thing that you have to worry about here is just dust, which the California Duster takes care of just fine.

 

[AGR]

I Like My MAZDASPEED.