Post you favorate movie quote.

Don't go in there for bout 35-45 mins
-Friday -Next Friday

HEY! SMOKEY TAKIN A s***!
-Friday

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
-Friday

Balls go this way johnson swings that way
-Next Friday

No More Locked Doors!
-Next Friday

Yo homes you got a pretty mouth.....We gonna have us a prison party!
-Next Friday

You can lead a Hoe to water but you can't make her think
-Friday After Next

Pimp down pimp in distress!
-Friday After Next

Bros BBQ...Tastes so good makes you wanna slap you mama Mama what *SLAP!*.....*THUD*
-Friday After Next

Need to stop comming around here with that wolf pussy
-Friday After Next

Top Fight Security Of THe World Craig!
-Friday After Next

I'mma wright you up for insubortination!
-Friday After next

Sup doble O.G. triple O.G. double O.G. trip...triple O.G.
-Same as last 4!

A million dollars! I'm not crazy...I'm mafukin insaine!
-All About The Benjamns

Umm....how About no you crazy dutch bastard!
-Austin Powers Goldmember

Make Me Feel Good!
-Monsters Ball (wow)

Fat Guy In Little Coat
-Black Sheep (IIRC)

I wasn't screaming....I was wistleing for you to come giet ths b**** off me
-I'm Gonna Get You Sucka

Yipe Kyeae motherfucker
-Need I say where this came from?
 
Empire Stirkes Back:
Lea: "I love you!"

Han (the Pimp): "I know..."

Clerks:
Dante: "Hey you got another ball down there?"

Jay: "About the biggest pair you've ever seen dickle-berry."

Mallrats:
Brody: "Cookie Stand isn't part of the Food Court..."
or...
Jay: "Damn, that guy is almost as fast as Walt Flannagan's dog..."

Chasing Amy:
Amy: "...not noticing the bored look in their eyes..."

Banky: "HEY! I always notice the bored look in their eyes."

Dogma:
Jay: "We come all the way out here and what do we find? There is no Sherman, Illinois..."

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:
Matt Damon: "Apple-sauce, b****..."
 
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All I got in this world is my word and my balls, and I dont break neither for no body.
Scarface

It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.
Fight Club
 
badboys II right?

or wait...training day!
 
Tommy Boy :

I can practically hear you getting fatter.

You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks this wind doesn't pick up, cuz if it does, I'm gonna sail over there and shove an oar up your ass!

Did you hear I graduated?
Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All rightttttt!
You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years.
I know, they're called doctors.

Housekeeping,.....
Go away....
Housekeeping????
I SAID GO AWAY!
Housekeeping, you want me for pillow?
Please go away and let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
What kind of hotel IS this???!
 
"Bring out the gimp..." "...I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass!" (plus so many other great lines) Pulp Fiction

"No! There is no try! Do, or do not." Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

"Two dollars...two dollars!" paperboy on bicycle, Better Off Dead

"But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains." Freddy, Return of the Living Dead
 
Don't stop here...This is bat country.


Did you see what GOD just did to us man?!
God didn't do that. You did it. You're a ******* narcotics agent.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway patrolman. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cops heart. Make the ****** chase you. He will follow.
 
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

-Meet the Parents
 
"yo baby, yo baby, yo baby... ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an over coat" jay and silent bob strike back
 

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