Post you favorate movie quote.

"lets screw"

-rosie perez white men cant jump

"whats with that z in your fro man?, what are you like the black zorro or something?"

"im in the ******* ZONE man!"

woddy harellson white men cant jump

"white men cant jump"

wesley snipes, white men cant jump

-B
 
"Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down"
-Full Metal Jacket
 
mazdaspeedpower said:
"Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down"
-Full Metal Jacket

"Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer? bulls***!! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!"

-Full Metal Jacket
 
"Me? Lawyer ****** me. Everybody in here's innocent. Didn't you know that?"

Andy Dufrense

and me being a lil gay

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

Andy Dufrense

Shawshenk Redemption
 
"hey? do you like apples?....well i got her number, how do you like dem apples!"

-good will hunting
 
Seen a couple of FMJ quotes but not the best one yet --- here she is...

"Who's the communist little s*** twinkle-toed cock sucker who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody huh? The fairy-******* Godmother said it!" -- Gunnery Sergeant Hartmen from Full Metal Jacket yelling

"I will PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk". - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket yelling

"Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I will motivate you Private Pyle, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!" -- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket, yelling at Pyle

while private pyle is doing PT...
"Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!" -- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket, yelling at Pyle

"Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!" -- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket, yelling at Private Snowball

Heheheheh, man I love Full Metal Jacket.
 
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"Your Taun-Taun will freeze to death before you reach the 3rd marker"
"Then I will see you in hell!"
 
mountjonas said:
"we've got bush!"

revenge of the nerds
Alpha Beta member: "What are you looking at Nerd? Huh?"
Booger: "I thought I was looking at my mother's old deuche bag, but that's in Ohio."
from Revenge of the Nerds
 
"Lemme tell ya what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. Got a 4.11 posi track out back, 750 double pumper, edelbrock intake, bored over .030, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbo jet, 390 horsepower...we're talkin' some ******' muscle."
 
"Letter go man letter go .... I give her another qualude she gonna love me again"
"oh im sorry did I break your consentraition' well alow me to retart!"
"hehhehhehhe you guys feel like youre floating "
"you know ... Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party" "hey keep it down AY"
 
Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
 
I've got a few that I always loved:
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Full Metal Jacket:

And always remember this... Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever,..and that means, you live forever. (Gy Hartman)

Anyone who runs is V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C. (door gunner)

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.

How tall are you, private?
Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s*** that high.

And of course, while lengthy.. my all time favorite (which ironically, is so true):

A Few Good Men:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
 

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