Pick up lines?

[shackmgr6073]

I got a buddy we call Duck. One time when we was at the bar he waved this girl over and he goes, "You ever **** a duck?" Straight faced while I was sitting there laughing my ass off.
Also, i like the penguin one, I'm gonna have to use that.

 

[hawaiiannights]

I personally like the:
Excuse me but I was just wondering if you had any asian in you?
(replies: 'no")
Oh well then would you like some?

or you can just be smooth and say:
I'm sorry to bother you but I just had to stop and let you know that your the most beautiful thing i've seen today and thought I should let you know. (This one actually worked) very corney and they love it....

 

[pro00]

I learned so much today
Thank you guys

now, to go and get tested from what i have learned here.

......"walks toward the next girl he sees and ......"......

Well, we will see now

 

[CrAzY-P5]

i like ur sig hawaiiannights

 

[EviLMaN]

I like this one:

Hi My names Milk and I will do your body good.

You know what would look good on you? (No what?) Me

and
Your father must have been a theif because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

Foxy will they work on u cause ill try them next meet

 

[MotegiMazdA]

ha h aha
well I have never had pick up lines tried on me
I dont get picked up a lot

 

[hawaiiannights]

i like ur sig hawaiiannights

Thanks...my sig likes you too!

 

[Midnight22]

hilarious thread

 

[EviLMaN]

ha h aha
well I have never had pick up lines tried on me
I dont get picked up a lot

well ur luck might change foxy lol

 

[TUNGSTENGREYWIDOW]

This thread makes me wish I kept my tongue ring. It speaks for its self. Excuse me miss. Then I lick my lips so they can see it blinging.

If you have not figured it out by now i'm a bit of a tease.
Ladies love a man that is sentual.
P.S. I can't believe that comment Foxy.

 

[laracroft]

Come on man. Some of these pick up lines DEFEINTLY do not work. I HATE pick up lines. A guy came up to me once and he had a ciggerette in his hand....he bent over to me and says..hey...you gotta light? The problem with that??? It was already lit. I'm like no moron...and I dont smoke. The cute one about the penguin might work. But DEFINETLY not the hey let's **** ones. That'll only earn you an ass kickin'.

(nuts)

 

[MotegiMazdA]

This thread makes me wish I kept my tongue ring. It speaks for its self. Excuse me miss. Then I lick my lips so they can see it blinging.

If you have not figured it out by now i'm a bit of a tease.
Ladies love a man that is sentual.
P.S. I can't believe that comment Foxy.

im dead serious. I dont.

Lol. I love tounge rings

 

[MikeBlueP5]

Lol. I love tounge rings

so does the wang. LOL (bj)

 

[Midnight22]

nutz...

 

[MotegiMazdA]

Are you talkin about a hummer!!?!

 

[Midnight22]

hummer? wha??

 

[MotegiMazdA]

you said nutz....and we were talkin about suckin wang...sooo

 

[Midnight22]

i said nutz as in wild, tell me something i dont know, whats a hummer?? lol... *so lost*

 

[MotegiMazdA]

yourkidding you dont know what a hummer is!?! ugh

 

[Midnight22]

i prob do, just not the term, haha