Pick up lines?

[SpicyMchaggis]

ask her if she wants to go out for pizza and sex, when she says no..say..what? you don't like pizza?

 

[tonkabui]

you: "are your parents retarded?"

girl: "no, why?"

you: "cause you look like you're pretty special."

 

[t3ase]

I thought phone calls were $.35 these days?

$.50 here.

 

[MazdaspeedZOOM]

In talking to my GF some about this, and about how hard it is for guys to approach girls she told me some useful things. First off women don't like pick up lines at all, most women think that your just a big kid and aren't really serious so why should they take you serioulsy, a simple hello works wonders the name exchange and be sincere.

 

[Midnight22]

i suck at pickup lines, they usually come to me, im just that damn good lookin, every girl thats my friend tells me im the cute one or something, dunno, they just come to me, works out just fine

 

[smithers_0990]

you: "are your parents retarded?"

girl: "no, why?"

you: "cause you look like you're pretty special."

What happens if she says yes? (uhm) (outie)

These are lines I have heard.

Nice shoes wanna ****?
Im not Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock.

 

[tonkabui]

if she says yes: "it shows cause you look VERY special."


who knows... make it work somehow. but what are the chances though?

What happens if she says yes? (uhm) (outie)

These are lines I have heard.

Nice shoes wanna ****?
Im not Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock.

 

[TUNGSTENGREYWIDOW]

I look deep into her eyes and say Tu es mi amor. Then I kiss her hand and walk away. The fun part is watching her melt.

 

[Midnight22]

damn tease...

 

[tonkabui]

don't they ever look deep into your eyes and say back to you, "y tu es mi perro. STOP LICKING MY HAND!"

I look deep into her eyes and say Tu es mi amor. Then I kiss her hand and walk away. The fun part is watching her melt.

 

[Jliao]

Oh man! This thread is hilarious!

 

[CruzinAltitude]

I have to agree Jliao, Im laughing my ass off here. Id like to have some of the women on this forum let us hear the worst pick up lines used on them.

 

[TUNGSTENGREYWIDOW]

don't they ever look deep into your eyes and say back to you, "y tu es mi perro. STOP LICKING MY HAND!"

All I have to say is RUFF RUFF

 

[PaulMP3]

I had to ask, were you staring at the car .. or me?

I like.

 

[protru]

Not pick up lines that I've used, but just a couple I find funny

Is that a run in ur pantiehoes or a stairway to heaven?
or
you: How much does a penguin weigh?
her: I have no idea
you: Enough to break the ice, hi I'm *insert name here*

 

[MotegiMazdA]

I like this one:

Hi My names Milk and I will do your body good.

You know what would look good on you? (No what?) Me

and
Your father must have been a theif because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

 

[t3ase]

you: How much does a penguin weigh?
her: I have no idea
you: Enough to break the ice, hi I'm *insert name here*

(rofl)

 

[CrAzY-P5]

haha
you guys rock!

excuse me, do you have a band-aid? -No why? - Cause i scratched my knee when i fell for u

 

[pingdum]

The best way to meet women...

Start a band!(band)

 

[t3ase]

Used to DJ and while I didn't spin at the most appropriate place for meeting girls, there were still a few that came in and loved the fact I was a DJ. Maybe I should do that again...