There once was a car, with no limit in sight
No matter what it was racing, always won the fight
Cause this car was special, this car was much more
Not an ordinary car, a Dodge SRT-4
The kids screamed with joy, when they rolled off the lot
Cause the magazines said, "this car is mad hot"
With all of that power, and just one wheel spinnin'
They realized the truth, that this dream was finished
So Dodge made a move, to fix what was doomed
And made the car pull with not one wheel, but two
The children again, were happy with glee
And were once again travelling just under light speed
One thing that was certain, this car was not "nice"
Even the sound off the lot was total "rice"
And maybe the inside wasn't as nice as could be
But who really cares, all that matters is speed!
Modern convenience? Like what power windows?
Who needs that stuff when you move like the wind blows...
And to all those who say, that plastic is "cheap"
That plastic saves weight, 90 pounds in this heap!
I may be 16, but my dad helped me buy it
I can act like I'm 20, and online I'll deny it!
Cause talking is cheap, and I know I will win
And rule all the threads, in all forums I'm in
I just fear the day, that my car runs no more
Since I had to buy a neon, cause my family is poor
I thought it was special, but realized the truth
That my car really ownz..... well... none of you...
No matter what it was racing, always won the fight
Cause this car was special, this car was much more
Not an ordinary car, a Dodge SRT-4
The kids screamed with joy, when they rolled off the lot
Cause the magazines said, "this car is mad hot"
With all of that power, and just one wheel spinnin'
They realized the truth, that this dream was finished
So Dodge made a move, to fix what was doomed
And made the car pull with not one wheel, but two
The children again, were happy with glee
And were once again travelling just under light speed
One thing that was certain, this car was not "nice"
Even the sound off the lot was total "rice"
And maybe the inside wasn't as nice as could be
But who really cares, all that matters is speed!
Modern convenience? Like what power windows?
Who needs that stuff when you move like the wind blows...
And to all those who say, that plastic is "cheap"
That plastic saves weight, 90 pounds in this heap!
I may be 16, but my dad helped me buy it
I can act like I'm 20, and online I'll deny it!
Cause talking is cheap, and I know I will win
And rule all the threads, in all forums I'm in
I just fear the day, that my car runs no more
Since I had to buy a neon, cause my family is poor
I thought it was special, but realized the truth
That my car really ownz..... well... none of you...
