WTF are u tarking aboot? Have u nawt red the last 88 posts?????!!one
Sure, you're getting a 6k discount. The funny thing is that you're still paying too much. Let me tell you a story.
One day, I went to buy a loaf of bread that is worth $2. The store was asking for $100 for it. The bread had a spot of mold on it, but I still wanted this bread really, really bad. After all, they don't make it any more, and it's hard to find bread like this in a purple wrapper.
I showed the baker that the bread had a spot of mold on it, and he told me I could have it for $10. Sure, it's only worth $2, but he's going to give me a free pat of butter with my bread - but he might make me pay for it. I have to go by the bakery after school to talk to him.
I talked to some bread experts on a forum the other day, and they told me that this bread deal is no good. I don't care what they say, I am still going to buy the bread. When they respond to my posts, I act like I didn't even read what they wrote. I'm not sure why I asked them, because I'm going to buy the moldy bread for too much anyway.
But wait - I'm not going to buy it...unless they give me a good deal. In that case, I'll buy it. So you can completely disregard the first half of the first sentence in this paragraph, because I make no sense. I'm also not going to buy the satisfaction guarantee for the bread, because they're going to give it to me for free, unless they charge me $4 for it, in which case I will buy it.
I ended up buying the bread, and it ended up having way more mold than I expected. I ended up having to go to the hospital and having my stomach pumped. I had to pay a hospital bill of $500, and I showed the baker that I bought the bread from. He told me that he never sold me a satisfaction guarantee, and told me to get lost. I don't have $500 to pay the hospital. What should I do?
I don't have much to do tonight.
Alex
