how to ask a girl out on a date

[Sic03Mazda]

ya they served me, and that s**** hard... i do it all the time.. or i order random s*** and get mad when they dont have it!!! the drive thru's around here have it bad.. ive walked drunk out of my mind to a krystals and walked thru the drive thru and just ordered at the window... and me and my friend Mike thought it would be funny pretending we were actually in a car (made the noises/ sitting..etc) man i was drunk.. it was really funny at the time but kinda seems idiotic now. then we would all go out to the mall and my friend Aaron (hes the most ADD person i know besides myself ..thats why he awesome) will go up to any girl we point out and he'll throw pick up lines, grab their ass (usually gets slapped...which is so funny), start hugging them like he hasnt seen them in years, or if their BF is there he'll even try picking him up (one time he even wore a dress to see what guys reactions were).. But the best is when you go to the mall with a camera with no film. ...you just take pics of ppl and they get all wierded out. like i was pretend takeing pics of the girl in Abercrombie through the window as she folded clothes... she flipped out!!! and we followed this group of middleschool looking guys around and took pics walking behind them... and probably walked behind them for 30 min into every store... they got so pissed!!hahaha

LMFAO! (laugh) You guys are nuts...Ive done so crazy things in my time...but damn dude you guys are Crazy!

They wouldnt serve me because they thought it was stupid and unappropriate for me to drive through in reverse. I told my window and door could not open due to an accident so I had to come in reverse. Didnt work but it was funny as hell! As long as I was entertained I didnt care

 

[JDM Sam]

Just ask her or you'll never know.

 

[Maxx Mazda]

This is a pretty funny thread. Not because of all the lines (they're funny though) but geez man, I'm the type of guy who HAS to think on the fly. Even when I need to lie about something, if I plan it out ahead of time I **** it p. If I jsut go up to someone and lie my ass off it's a guaranteed success. Same with pickin up chicks. Just walk up, and ask. Don't be a pussy and chicken out! Say the very first thing that comes to mind and it'll work 99% of the time because it's genuine.

 

[ZeroAccess]

I use to work at Taco-Bell
the reverse drive-thru is fairly old
Unfortunately heres my top whatever lists

2 girls made out on x (use to come through all the time nekkie and what not nice girls)
Kid in an integ type-r DECKED OUT was so messed up he passed out in the drive-thru window after cussing out the poor drive-thru girl. I had to go drag him from his car and lay him in the parking lot while I went and drove his car ...it was FUN, brought the car back and laid him beside it 3 hrs later he woke up and tried to fight me because I had his keys.
Had a dad with 2 children REALLY small 3/5 and between his legs was a 12pack with about 7 missing I asked him while he was drinking and they weren't buckeled he proceeded to try and grab me through the window. He left cops were called and he got a DUI and aggravated assault and all types of crap.

I've had anything from ass,alcohol,drugs,money,anything for exchange of food.


I recently had family from England over and took my 14 yr old cousin to Taco-Bell she said they don't have them over there. If I could get enough money for a franchise I'd be the richest man in the world I know it!

Anyone want to partner with me?

 

[Mr Detailer]

lumberg ****** her

LMAO (hump)

 

[vindication]

soo, did you do it yet?

 

[99protege24]

well i see her at work on tuesday so thats when you all will find out if it worked or not say around 10:30 is when ill post the message. wish me luck.

p.s. thanks for all the advice

 

[Sveivo]

well i see her at work on tuesday so thats when you all will find out if it worked or not say around 10:30 is when ill post the message. wish me luck.

p.s. thanks for all the advice

Cool, I'll be here.

 

[MP3skaterNC]

start with "aye girl aye" then say, "so you trying to chill?"

works every time.

 

[t3ase]

somehow i remember picking up somwhere that you have three seconds after first seeing a girl to make a move. the 'on the spot' and quickness of your approach within three seconds not only makes you quickly say something and not say something that sounds 'rehearsed', but if you take too much longer, she may spot you and then you've left more of a negative first impression than a good one. plus, putting her quickly on the spot disables her ability to think up a way out and she'll be more likely to say yes, before her mind tries to tell her otherwise.

 

[Familia323]

^they kinda touched on that in the movie Swingers

 

[peepsalot]

Rehearse the moves shown below. Gauranteed scorage!
Gotta click it to see.

 

[Sveivo]

start with "aye girl aye" then say, "so you trying to chill?"

works every time.

(lol)

 

[t3ase]

^they kinda touched on that in the movie Swingers

werd. now, ive never USED that advice, as i lack the confidence for it but it's good info, regardless.

 

[LRHK]

Office Space... what an awesome movie!!! Did a report on it in University lol

Show her your O face. O O , you know what im talkin about.

 

[CommieSpeed]

interesting info that WORKS...particularly in club settings....where you meet the WORST women!!! Yay! But really....you guys need to check this out. Look in the "players guide".... http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/ this site has the "3 second rule" that Tease was talkin about, and a million other rules and tecniques. The "neg hits" section is what I have found most valuable for hitting on the hottest of the hot. Sadly, it works like a charm...even though it sounds ****** up.

 

[vindication]

that neghits section is funny yet so so so true. I personally lack the confidence to approach a girl unless my state of mind is altered just a bit(not enough for a girl to be like,"eww get this drunk asshole away") but enough for chitchat, but I shall try these methods next time if I remember

 

[Sveivo]

interesting info that WORKS...particularly in club settings....where you meet the WORST women!!! Yay! But really....you guys need to check this out. Look in the "players guide".... http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/ this site has the "3 second rule" that Tease was talkin about, and a million other rules and tecniques. The "neg hits" section is what I have found most valuable for hitting on the hottest of the hot. Sadly, it works like a charm...even though it sounds ****** up.

Good resource, thanks man.

 

[INGREXCO]

Ask her for a ride home and leave something in her car. Then, use that as an excuse to see her again

dammmit thats what thats about? i figured girls just did that because they were dumb and forgot s*** guess im the dumb one now

 

[Alpinejwl]

Usually depends on how well you know this girl. If you have known her for a while, but doesn't really know her, then perhaps ask her out for coffee is a good start. Dinner is ok but if she is not interested, you might get a flat No or "maybe some other times" then it hurts your confident. However, coffee is quick, short and less committment so she is more incline to say yes. If the coffee thing goes good, next is dinner and perhaps a movie where you can talk (actually listen and ask her lots of questions about her, no matter how boring it is), then at the movie you can get a little closer and feel her out (emotionally, not physically, that comes later). Be sure to open her doors at all times, no matter if your car is automatic or not...girls notice stuff like that. Ok good luck