how to ask a girl out on a date

Would you like to join me for (insert activity here). Usually works. Worst that could happen is a polite "no". Make sure when you ask her out you already have a plan in mind as to where to go, when, how to get there and what you 2 are going to be doing. Also make sure to ask her to go do what YOU like to do.
 
Ask her "Do you want to play Pearl Harbor? It's where i lay back and you blow the hell out of me." If that doesn't work i don't know what will.
 
Protege52003 said:
....ask her out before someone else does!
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WORD THAT! God... one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made is just waiting a little longer to ask someone out. If only I had known...
 
Go up to a random hot girl and be like.. "i'd love to have a long conversation with you and get to know you.. but that's gonna be kinda hard with my tongue stuck up your ass."

you're either gonna get slapped or get laid.

ps: proceed by telling her you got a lot of sweet tips on the mazda forums.

but seriously.. if you don't ask someone out.. you have no chance of getting laid. if you ask someone out and they say no.. you still have no chance of getting laid.. so it doesn't hurt to just ask her out, cuz more than likely you're not getting laid either way. hopefully ur an awesome dude and she'll say yes and u'll get laid.

ps #2: i think im still a little buzzed from drinking last night so excuse some of the retardedness
 
Ask her if she'd like to go out sometime. Or just say, "hey, I was wondering... myself and a few friends are going to (a club, movie, carnivale or fair, etc.) and I wanted to see if you wanted to go with us?" Girls dont feel threatened when you invite other people along and there is nothing that says "take me home" or "you.. me...drink....bed...". Depending on how you approach the situation, you will get one of these responses: rejected straight out by her mentioning her boyfriend, she'll take a reincheck or she'll accept the offer. If she takes a reincheck, try again one other time. If she again says that she's doing something else, then leave it to her to make the next move. IF she makes the next move. Sometimes we turn guys down that way just to be a polite sort of rejection. So two or three times the charm so you will know for sure. If she accepts, then dont make anything uncomfortable for her or try to make major moves. The best place to go, in my own opinion, is a place like an amusement park. Nothing says fun and show me a good time more than that. She can see if you have any humor, personality, charm and fun to be with. And there are always rides with water... so hopefully she will wear a white t-shirt. lol BUT... if she asks if she can invite a friend, then that may not be good. Then again... what if the friend is hot? So invite a friend of your own.

And I have never thought of anything other than disgusting asshole to anyone that has given me a dirty line. It's never cute. Only bimbo's and dim witted girls would find that somewhat funny and not clock you one. And I'm sure that using that at his work place would really get him far with her and NOT land him in the unemployment office because of workplace harrassment.
 
laracroft said:
And I have never thought of anything other than disgusting asshole to anyone that has given me a dirty line. It's never cute. Only bimbo's and dim witted girls would find that somewhat funny and not clock you one. And I'm sure that using that at his work place would really get him far with her and NOT land him in the unemployment office because of workplace harrassment.
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I wasn't being serious about that part, and personally would never say something like that. But the point I was trying to make is that the "disgusting asshole" will end up getting either slapped or laid by the "bimbo's and dim witted girls".

Good luck, hope she says yes. (naughty)
 
Oh wait... I always wanted to use this one... if I were a guy...

*while standing next to her at the copier*
"Ah, reproducing I see...." "Can I help?" (see if she gets it). lol
 
laracroft said:
Oh wait... I always wanted to use this one... if I were a guy...

*while standing next to her at the copier*
"Ah, reproducing I see...." "Can I help?" (see if she gets it). lol
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hey laracroft......if thats you by the car *wink wink* me and a couple of my friends are going clubbin...wanna come! HAH AHAHHA A did it work?
 
the last grl i asked out (my now X GF Abbey) was very hard to get to notice me. she didnt really know me (or so i thought).. so it was really hard talking to her when i would pass by at school cuz she was always with a flock of boys!!. this went on for awhile... and id see her everywhere :at school, parties, Store, Bars..etc then one night while me and acouple friends were up to our usual asshatery, we happened to go to taco bell to get food. so thinking im so funny i drive in reverse through the drivethru, and who pulls up behind us (really infront but im backwards) but Abbey! and she saw us and was cracking up with some of her grl friends in the car... my buddy knew i liked her and thought it would be funny if i just randomly got out of my car and ito hers... so i did... and i started talking to all of them and got invited to a party! i went to the party and we totally clicked, the girl is crazy! then like a week later of hangin out like everyday i went to her calc II class and Wrote Abby (yes i spelled it wrong!! im a moron) will you go out with me? and then i put my # on the board. behind the projector screen. she saw it when the teacher pulled the screen up.. she knew it was me and she got really imbarrassed but thought it was cute and called me up and we dated for quite awhile but now she goes to school in NC.
 
just remember girls like assertive/outgoing guys..."confidence can be a lady killer"!!

good luck!!
 
I agree, being self-assure and confident means more than ANYTHING. atleast for first impressions.

I can't tell you how many ugly guys I've known with hot GF's just
'cause they had a lot of confidence.
 
AZDriftR said:
the last grl i asked out (my now X GF Abbey) was very hard to get to notice me. she didnt really know me (or so i thought).. so it was really hard talking to her when i would pass by at school cuz she was always with a flock of boys!!. this went on for awhile... and id see her everywhere :at school, parties, Store, Bars..etc then one night while me and acouple friends were up to our usual asshatery, we happened to go to taco bell to get food. so thinking im so funny i drive in reverse through the drivethru, and who pulls up behind us (really infront but im backwards) but Abbey! and she saw us and was cracking up with some of her grl friends in the car... my buddy knew i liked her and thought it would be funny if i just randomly got out of my car and ito hers... so i did... and i started talking to all of them and got invited to a party! i went to the party and we totally clicked, the girl is crazy! then like a week later of hangin out like everyday i went to her calc II class and Wrote Abby (yes i spelled it wrong!! im a moron) will you go out with me? and then i put my # on the board. behind the projector screen. she saw it when the teacher pulled the screen up.. she knew it was me and she got really imbarrassed but thought it was cute and called me up and we dated for quite awhile but now she goes to school in NC.
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I also drove through the taco bell drive in in reverse...although they didnt serve me...curious if they served you.
But on a side note like everyone else stated.....be confident and ask her out. The worst thing she could say is no and remember there will always be other women! Rejection sucks...but keep trying and eventually you will find the one
 
ya they served me, and that s**** hard... i do it all the time.. or i order random s*** and get mad when they dont have it!!! the drive thru's around here have it bad.. ive walked drunk out of my mind to a krystals and walked thru the drive thru and just ordered at the window... and me and my friend Mike thought it would be funny pretending we were actually in a car (made the noises/ sitting..etc) man i was drunk.. it was really funny at the time but kinda seems idiotic now. then we would all go out to the mall and my friend Aaron (hes the most ADD person i know besides myself ..thats why he awesome) will go up to any girl we point out and he'll throw pick up lines, grab their ass (usually gets slapped...which is so funny), start hugging them like he hasnt seen them in years, or if their BF is there he'll even try picking him up (one time he even wore a dress to see what guys reactions were).. But the best is when you go to the mall with a camera with no film. ...you just take pics of ppl and they get all wierded out. like i was pretend takeing pics of the girl in Abercrombie through the window as she folded clothes... she flipped out!!! and we followed this group of middleschool looking guys around and took pics walking behind them... and probably walked behind them for 30 min into every store... they got so pissed!!hahaha
 
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