How much d*ck did Mitsu have to suck?

[travisto]

How much dick did Mitsu have to suck?

(bj) (bj) (bj) (bj) (bj)

How much car mag dick did Mitsu have to suck to get Motor Trend to print them bulls*** numbers?

0-60 in 4.9 seconds?
1/4 mile...13.12 at 106 m.p.h.?

Let's see.....

STI and EVO weigh in at a robust 3260 lbs. each

Evo 273 bhp and 271 lbs/ft of torque... (flame2)
STI 300 bhp and 300 lbs/ft of torque... (flame2)

AWD is good for hooking...rippin it out of the hole...whatever yah wanna call it...After that its just 300 lbs or more of added weight! (bj) (bj) (bj)

Maybe if I got on my knees they would say a stock MSP runs 14's (hump)

 

[jersey_emt]

I've seen stock EVOs consistently run low 13's at the track.

 

[bruce95fmla]

I saw one that had a 1000 dollars in mods and ran 11 seconds all day long .... @ englishtown...

it was a evo, btw

 

[travisto]

They must have a powerband wider than Michael Jackson's (hump) asshole.... (dunno)

 

[Notorious]

The evo has much more agressive gearing than the STi and requires less shifts.

 

[MP3skaterNC]

and the point of this post is?

 

[pr5owner]

(bj) (bj) (bj) (bj) (bj)


STI and EVO weigh in at a robust 3260 lbs. each

Evo 273 bhp and 271 lbs/ft of torque... (flame2)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you actually think that car only has 273 HP? maybe WHP, MAYBE if not alot more, plus the Evo RS450 runs 0-60 in 2.8s mods are factory installed

remember that these cars are AWD, you just launch at what ever RPM you want and you will take off like a bat out of hell

 

[FunkyBuddha]

Dood..if I can get my hands on an RS450..daaayyyymm!!
Those things are Pee Eye Emm Pee!!!

 

[nickbachman]

evo's own. i'd take one over any subaru.

 

[Pretzellogic]

Evo 273 bhp and 271 lbs/ft of torque...
STI 300 bhp and 300 lbs/ft of torque...

Horsepower isn't everything.

...at least, that's what I keep telling myself.
*sigh*

 

[anarchistchiken]

Wow, what a tool.

 

[protegeV]

he searched "suck AND dick" and this is what he came up with (lol2)

 

[anarchistchiken]

he searched "suck AND dick" and this is what he came up with (lol2)

Hahaha, I didn't search for it, I swear to god. I just always have to click on those little links on the bottom of the page. Although I really cant remember how I got to this one.......(pullup)

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

evo's suck and so do you.

 

[CommieSpeed]

An evo blew me once...they do suck...

 

[RAAZ227]

Evo's are like 30k hondas. All they do is rattle and vibrate. They are QUICk though. Subaru rules all!

 

[BinaryRotary]

Subaru, Evo they're both powering the wrong wheels. Meaning all of them. And btw, FWD sucks balls too.

 

[unwrittenLaw]

this thread is radical

 

[SuperWagon502]

The evo requires less shifts.

If I may ask....WTF are you talking about? you mean a wider power band? It doesnt have the same ralley type gear for second so it doesnt shift as quick.....

I just cant figure that comment out. (blah)

 

[RyanJayG]

probably means fewer shifts in the 1/4 mile.... but who knows really what he is saying