Fisherman's Friend Slogan Contest

[CHICO2003]

Back in October I was up in Boston and saw a pretty sweet Mini Cooper. It wasn't an S, unfortuneately, but it was pretty decked out with the racing stripes and what not. Anyway, Fisherman's friend (sort've like the altoids of cough suppressants) was having a contest. Come up with the best slogan and you get the mini. I thought about it for a few days and then sent in what I hope is the winner. (they said they're gonna let everyone know this week)

So what do you guys think my chances are? Have any of you submit slogans?

Mine was... "REEL IN THE RELIEF"

 

[Dexter]

thats pretty good

 

[Super Matty P]

fishermans friend = death in your mouth.


my slogan would have to be:

"Fisherman's Friend: It makes diarhea taste good."

maybe yours is better

 

[Newf]

feeling bad?

suck on a fishermans friend

 

[Pretzellogic]

"Reel in the relief" ain't that bad.

I can't think of anything clever.

 

[Dexter]

"Trust the Gordon's Fisherman" would be my slogan.

 

[mp5jeff]

are they going to be using the slogan? makes you wonder if they get a really good one, people actually buy more of their product and sales go up alot more then a mini

 

[mp5jeff]

"fisherman's friend, lures away your troubles"...

 

[txrxs]

"grab your rod and suck on a fishermans friend"

 

[mp5jeff]

"may taste like s***, but gets the job done"

 

[mp5jeff]

"smells like stinkbait, but is edible"

 

[CHICO2003]

are they going to be using the slogan? makes you wonder if they get a really good one, people actually buy more of their product and sales go up alot more then a mini

Of course a good slogan can easily account for a mere 20k worth of profit for this company. Would I feel robbed if they ended up using mine and makin millions because of it? Hell no! At least, no more so than the salaried marketing schmo who's job it is to come up with s*** like this and MAYBE get some sort of bonus after the fact.

All in all, getting a 20k car for putting 4 words together is pretty fair.


BTW... for anyone who hasn't tried one of these things, they're freakin disgusting! (and look even worse) But hell... if they get the job done who cares? I guess I'd have to get sick in order to know for sure... F that!

 

[mp5jeff]

the head of marketing must have gotten fired...

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

"Fishermen's Friend, all the surprise of sucking on a fish, except with a slightly better taste"
"Arr, it's lick sucking down a sea of salt, except you have to pay for it this time, yarrr"

 

[Kooldino]

LMAO @ This thread.



Fisherman's Friend: Your taste bud's enemy.

Fisherman's Friend: Like having a a prostitute s*** in your mouth, but at a much more reasonable price.

Fisherman's Friend: Oh, the humanity

Fisherman's Friend: Your wife will never complain about your bitter manjuice again.

Fisherman's Friend: Sure, they taste like rotten pig vomit, but does rotten pig vomit make you feel better?

Fisherman's Friend: No pain, no gain.

 

[mp5jeff]

fisherman's friend : it's like eating a smelly vagina, you didn't know what you were getting yourself into

 

[AlaskaP5]

Fisherman's Friend: 'this is why Fishmen do not have friends'

Fisherman's Friend: 'its like a mouth full of sea-men'

 

[ChopstickHero]

Fisherman's Friend: 'a sea-man party in your mouth'

 

[CHICO2003]

LMFAO I'm glad I didn't tell you guys about this contest earlier cuz the smelly vagina one would have definitely knocked mine out of the running.

Fisherman's Friend: Catch a bass, taste some ass.

 

[lasermp5]