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The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master(RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time.

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

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Servoeyes and I got the same result...The Boy Next Door...aka: the guy every girl really wants, but never seems to date...very tragic.
 
xelderx said:
Servoeyes and I got the same result...The Boy Next Door...aka: the guy every girl really wants, but never seems to date...very tragic.
Maybe once I get my Ducati the women will be all over me or something! At least I'll be happy! :)

Don't worry my brothers...like it said...we can only do better. A little confidence can go a long way...I'm sure of that one. The times when I've felt most confident with who I am, it's been easiest to get the girls. And I use the plural because when it does happen you'll have a lot of options. Like it says...on paper that's what most women want...and playing your cards right opens all of the doors at once.
 
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pool boy....WTF!!!​




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The Pool Boy


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<CENTER style="MARGIN: 0px"></CENTER><CENTER style="MARGIN: 0px"></CENTER>Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.


A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
 
<CENTER>The Pool Boy

</CENTER> Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
 
Maybe once I get my Ducati the women will be all over me or something! At least I'll be happy! :)
The happiest time of my life did include a Ducati...and an amazing girl. What the hell am I doing with a KTM? You're definelty right about the confidence issue. I'm very confident riding motorcycles and driving cars and it shows. I also have no confidence when it comes to women and that would probably explain why I've been single for over a year now...I'm going for the pitiful angle.(peep)
 
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