Here are some of my favorite Bush-isms:
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century."
"They misunderestimated me."
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as I'm the dictator..."
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
"It's your money. You paid for it."
"The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!"
"We have struggle to not proceed but to preceed to the future of a nation's child."
"I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it."
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry."
"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
He musta been smokin somthin serious in college! 
