Looks like the TSB only applies to cars still under warranty. My warranty is long gone ('17 model) so I guess I'll wait and buy a new transmission when mine dies (sigh).
edit: oh never mind
DESCRIPTION
Some customers may complain of a whining noise from the automatic transaxle when driving at 10 mph and above. The noise:
Depends on the vehicle’s speed only (the more speed, the more noise)
Occurs with all types of driving (acceleration, deceleration, steady speed)
Does not depend on rpm, gear, or ATF temperature
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My transmission whine only occurs in 3rd gear