Where in the world did the "quote of the day" thread go??

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Oh well, I can't find so I will post a new one. Here is a good one for all of those Tick Cartoon fans out there.

This quote is from the "Tick v Tick."

The Tick says, "I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. Ive a heart as big as the moon! As warm as bath water! Were superheroes, man, we dont have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walking! Were watching the big picture, friend. We know the score! We are a public service, not glamour boysnot captains of industry! Not makers of things! Keep your vulgar moneys! We are a justice sandwich! No toppings necessary! Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift!? Do you dig?"
 
It's called QUOTE of the day....I think you're looking for the LET ME RECITE A CHAPTER FROM A BOOK forum.

LOL j/k with ya.:D
 
The Eagle and the Wolf

There is a great battle that rages inside me. One side is the soaring eagle. Everything the eagle stands for is good and true and beautiful, and it soars above the clouds. Even though it dips down among the valleys, it lays its eggs on the mountain tops.

The other side of me is the howling wolf. And that raging, howling wolf represents the worst that is in me. He eats upon my downfalls and justifies himself by his presence in the pack.

Who wins this great battle?

THE ONE I FEED!
 
Confucious say:

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.

Baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls no walk.

This one's very true:

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Oral sex, makes one's whole day. Anal sex, makes one's hole week.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

And the funniest one I know of:

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Okay that's enough for now. I love those things though.
 
"Man who go through Turn-style sideways, going to Bancok"
(Pronounced Bang-cock. ;) )

"Try and be different, just like everyone else."
 

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