If a Turkey dies in the Mazdaspeed, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

[blynzoo]

Had to make this a thread. Respond with your best philosophical bullsh*t.
Man, I am turning into Greg with these crappy threads....

AGR!!!!!!!

 

[clownphish]

How much wood... would a woodchuck chuck... if indeed a woodchuck could... chuck wood? Hrmmmm....

 

[blynzoo]

That is totally turkey unrelated....
HEY, I broke 2000 posts!!!!

 

[AGR]

Dang Brook!!!

My threads are fun and entertaining!!! - but crappy? No way!!! (chair)

 

[blynzoo]

"....And I'll call him Squishy......"

 

[blynzoo]

Re: Dang Brook!!!

My threads are fun and entertaining!!! - but crappy? No way!!! (chair)

Kidding!!!!!

Just getting on your old beer drinking butt for "I love my mazdaspeed" posts.

Turkey driver...

 

[clownphish]

If a turkey is dead in your engine...
And an angelfish takes posession of a jellyfish in a summer film...
And you find the dead turkey AT the theater...
Can you name it "Squishy"? Hrmmmm....

 

[clownphish]

Gobble squish... gobble squish...

 

[AGR]

And........

with a K&N cone or a CAI; the 'turkey' sound (bov) is much more obvious.

 

[blynzoo]

All these posts about the MSP bpv sounding like a turkey on this forum are funny. Obivously quite a few people here have not heard many turbo cars, or they are used to a generic aftermarket bov like the type-s, in such influential movies as The Fast and the Furious. Watch WRC and then say what you want about turkeys.

That was far too serious of a post to be in this thread. I am asking the moderators to remove it.

 

[blynzoo]

If a turkey is dead in your engine...
And an angelfish takes posession of a jellyfish in a summer film...
And you find the dead turkey AT the theater...
Can you name it "Squishy"? Hrmmmm....

See now, THIS is a good bulls*** philosophical post....

Wow, you're a genius....

 

[InsidiousMSP]

I'll put it in the other thread.

 

[blynzoo]

Re: And........

with a K&N cone or a CAI; the 'turkey' sound (bov) is much more obvious.

Yeah, it goes from gobble gobble to GOBBLE FREAKIN' GOBBLE!!!!

 

[blynzoo]

I'll put it in the other thread.

THanks.
Kidding!

 

[AGR]

whoever starts a thread may 'kill' it. Just go to edit, and delete it if you want.

 

[blynzoo]

whoever starts a thread may 'kill' it. Just go to edit, and delete it if you want.

Wow, you're harsh. You did that with all my posts in your threads, didnt you....

 

[blynzoo]

I'll put it in the other thread.

Wait! YOu really did! Come back!!! YOu can be my squishy!!!!

Man, that felt weird to say..... Takin' it back.....

 

[blynzoo]

Okay, here's one:
If a Turkey is in the Mazdaspeed....
And it is essential to the efficient running of the turbo that the turkey must die....
But the turkey has become self-aware like the computer in War Games.....
And thus seeks self-preservation and maybe a cheeseburger.....
Can you still kill it to run a good 1/4 mile time?

 

[clownphish]

See now, THIS is a good bulls*** philosophical post....

Wow, you're a genius....

Ahhh, yes, I am very good at the bullshitting, been practicing my whole life... just ask my friends & family! Thank you so much for the compliment.

*cough bulls***! bulls***! cough* *cough*

 

[clownphish]

Okay, here's one:
If a Turkey is in the Mazdaspeed....
And it is essential to the efficient running of the turbo that the turkey must die....
But the turkey has become self-aware like the computer in War Games.....
And thus seeks self-preservation and maybe a cheeseburger.....
Can you still kill it to run a good 1/4 mile time?

Ahh, let me see if I can tackle this one, now that my talents have been validated by BlizzyBoo (love that one )... ahem...

You can indeed kill the turkey as, if it desires a cheeseburger then its zen would be... to become your turkey burger, freshly roasted atop a 'Speed. Mmmmm... squishy! Tastes like chicken!