yeah... a chick hit my car today.

cycoutMSP03.5 · Mar 26, 2004

so i park my msp at the gas pump. go inside to pay for gas.... i come outside see a sentra backing up, and backing up, and backing up... and bam! my car shakes. the first thing i yell is..... she did NOT just hit my car... but she did damn it..... i just needed to get this off my chest....

damn sentra

later
ry

kNOWfREED0m · Mar 26, 2004

that sux dude, hope shes got insurance, ho bad is the damage?

Protege2K · Mar 26, 2004

I feel your pain. An old lady decided amonst herself to give my car a face lift. Juts look at this way. Things could be worst. Right now I have to drive a Saturn for a month.

Subghetto · Mar 26, 2004

How bad was the damage? Was the chick hot?

BlueWolfCry · Mar 26, 2004

sorry dude, backing up shouldnt do that much damage? dont we have 5 mph impact bumpers..

Subghetto said:
How bad was the damage? Was the chick hot?

LOL ROFL i love the focus

SoniCraze · Mar 26, 2004

boobs?

DSM2MSP · Mar 27, 2004

Dont mean to threadjack, but this evening the same exact thing happened to me!!!! Except it was by an older lady (mid 40's) and she was backing into a space....except I was behind her....and she kept backing up...I was like shell see my car and stop....nope. bam. Thank god for polyurethane.

I wouldnt of been that pissed except she kept getting an attitude saying it was my fault, and I was like do you not look in your mirrors before you start backing up into a space?

Then the b**** puts her cig ashes on my hood and I was like can you please not put your ashes on my hood....and then get this! THE b**** WAS LIKE OH YEAH AND TAKES HER CIGARETTE AND PUTS IT OUT ON MY ******* HOOD!!!!!

Anyways I called the cops and we exchanged insurance info, still debating on whether to make a claim or not. Shouldve pressed charges for damage of property for putting the cig out on my hood.

DZnutz · Mar 27, 2004

lol i wouldve stabbed her in the neck with my car keys lol

03BlkMicaSPD · Mar 27, 2004

yeah the cigarette would have pissed me off just a little. I think I would have pissed in her gas tank.

Familia323 · Mar 27, 2004

Sorry for both of you.. I know what its like.. The best part is when the girl gets out and says... "Oh im so sorry I wasnt even paying attention" YEAH NO s***!!!!!

mspeed101 · Mar 27, 2004

DZnutz said:
lol i wouldve stabbed her in the neck with my car keys lol

(mswerd)

DSM2MSP · Mar 27, 2004

I started to yell at the b****...."I said what the **** are you doing!" Then her husband was like....his exact words:

"Listen butthead, Im about to whoop your ass"

.....So needless to say, I was a little steaming and was about to b**** slap her and then shove my foot up the old mans ass, but my job doesnt allow me to do stuff like that, stupid government.

toucci · Mar 27, 2004

I had a hit and run while parked tuesday.. didnt find out who it was. Since they didn't leave a note, it really sucks and is gonna be expensive since it will be fixed outside of insurance.

CommieSpeed · Mar 27, 2004

Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better

Black Majik MSP · Mar 27, 2004

CommieSpeed said:
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better

LMFAO!!! (rofl) best part is the wheel hop

mazdaowner123 · Mar 27, 2004

CommieSpeed said:
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better

HAHAHAHAHAHHA that's one of the first times I've actually laughed out loud while reading this forum. The wheelhop part was amazing hahahaha. Thanks for making my day lol.

~brian

LinuxRacr · Mar 27, 2004

CommieSpeed said:
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better

Oh s*** man,...that was the best!

jersey_emt · Mar 27, 2004

O M G

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Wiggles6983 · Mar 27, 2004

LAMO the wheel hop LMAO (rofl2) (rofl) (thumb)

davco · Mar 27, 2004

Wow.........I have laughed about stuff on this forum (especially the screwed up 700 rims) but I have never laughed continuously about something like this. Everytime I think about it I laugh...........thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger(rockon)

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