yeah... a chick hit my car today.

[flat_black]

*laughs* Holy crap, man! That was a riot! =)

 

[t3ase]

Wow. Funniest post evAR...

 

[SpeedMcheen]

Hey MazdaSpeed Avenger (CommiSpeed). Do you need a sidekick? If so, I'm available.

 

[cycoutMSP03.5]

was the chick hot... no, damn it... that would of been cool
not much damage but it just pisses me off cuz after a month of having my car an suv backed into my car while i was in class. that was $3,000 something bucks but that dude was flying..
the chick was going slow so the damage isn't that bad, i just want to go through insurance, get a quote, fix it my self and buy a carbon fiber hood

later
ry

 

[sanchez]

I feel for you man. Some asshole backed into my car the other day at the music store. I now need a new passenger door, the damage was estimated at $1600 dollars to fix. The guy that hit me took off after the accident but he left his name and nbr and stuck me with reporting it and such. Well, he's gonna pay for it out of pocket so it could've ended up much worse. Still, it blows.

 

[DiscreetSpeed]

LMFAO!!! (rofl) best part is the wheel hop

lol dude that was freaking hilarious.!!!(rofl)

 

[travisto]

(uhm) Women can't ******* drive! (outie) Well most women...I actually know a girl named Grace who ran a 14.97 in a bone stock Z24 which usually run's 15.2's to 15.4's with a good driver. (uhm) Actually it just seems like older women can't drive, and there the one's with the 7000 lb. Excursions and Land Cruisers...talking on their God Damn cell phones, doing their make up, even their ******* hair! For the love of god and all things sacred! The other day I saw a woman about 55 years old in her Lexus 470 driving down the highway reading a ******* BOOK! What the hell? (uhm)

 

[TheJohnny]

Mazdaspeed Avenger, where are you.....

some dumb b**** ran right into the back of my car while I was pulling out of a parking stall. I had stopped to let her by and she just kept going, right into the corner of my bumper, ******* idiot. I called my insurance and they say that since I was in the parking stall it's my fault, I paid her $375.00 out of pocket for her busted headlight and scratched front fender. I'm trying my best to fix my bumper, just need to find someplace to paint it now, body work is pretty much done. I hate dumb ass drivers.

 

[loudpdl]

CommieSpeed, that post was hilarious. thx for the laugh.

 

[DSM2MSP]

Yeah in my case Im going to avoid the insurance, because all thats damaged is a little scratch near the fog hole (DS) and like a bump near the headlight from the bumper got smushed in against a bolt i think.

I dont want my premiums to go up anymore.

 

[FSDET]

Mazdaspeed Avenger HELP! they egged and keyed my car!!!!!! Plz Wheel hop on them with no hesitation

 

[CustomMSP]

Some imagination you got Mazdaspeed Avenger

 

[mspeed101]

Mazdaspeed Avenger HELP! they egged and keyed my car!!!!!! Plz Wheel hop on them with no hesitation

(lol) that was great!!

 

[CommieSpeed]

Thank you all, it warms me to know I can help in any way. But alas, the life of the Mazdaspeed Avenger is complex...and full of peril. I did not choose this path; but after the tragic death of my side-mirror during an epic battle with a crackhead, and my bumper being wounded by the evil Mercedes "E", I was driven to such lengths of vengeance. To aid in my Avenging, should I go for an AEM oil slick dispenser or the new Injen missile pod? Oops, sorry to threadjack, I'll do a search. Well, I must be off...a fat chick in a Pontiac Sunfire is about to dent the s*** out of a sweet black mica with her door, and then scrape the sides with the rivets on her enormous Levis jeans when she turns around to shut it. If I get there in time, the only thing that MSP owner will have to worry about is a car wash! CLUNK CLUNK AND AWAY!!!

 

[Wiggles6983]

ROTFLMAO!!!! i shouldn't be laughing that black mica could be mine.....

 

[CustomMSP]

Hope you put that talent of yours to good use!

 

[EVILSRT]

lol i wouldve stabbed her in the neck with my car keys lol

(thumb)

 

[MazdaNeal]

Thank you all, it warms me to know I can help in any way. But alas, the life of the Mazdaspeed Avenger is complex...and full of peril. I did not choose this path; but after the tragic death of my side-mirror during an epic battle with a crackhead, and my bumper being wounded by the evil Mercedes "E", I was driven to such lengths of vengeance. To aid in my Avenging, should I go for an AEM oil slick dispenser or the new Injen missile pod? Oops, sorry to threadjack, I'll do a search. Well, I must be off...a fat chick in a Pontiac Sunfire is about to dent the s*** out of a sweet black mica with her door, and then scrape the sides with the rivets on her enormous Levis jeans when she turns around to shut it. If I get there in time, the only thing that MSP owner will have to worry about is a car wash! CLUNK CLUNK AND AWAY!!!

(lol) (lol2) Oh man this guy is great. Bwahahaha, clunk clunk and away!! hahahaha

 

[MazdaSpeed0020]

I started to yell at the b****...."I said what the **** are you doing!" Then her husband was like....his exact words:

"Listen butthead, Im about to whoop your ass"

.....So needless to say, I was a little steaming and was about to b**** slap her and then shove my foot up the old mans ass, but my job doesnt allow me to do stuff like that, stupid government.

What do you do, are you in the Army? I give you props on not dropping him right there. I would have been so flamming pissed I would have pull out my 3 ft mag light and beat the s*** out of both of them. How stupid some people are, no respect for other peoples property.

Matt

 

[deaconfan34]

I love my car

I was going down the road the other day and i was going like 55/60 and so was the guy behind me and someone stops in front of me and the guy behind me wast paying attention. he slams on his brakes and skids like 15/20 feet and hits me i was so pissed. i get out and about fell on the ground laughing his front bumper=bent and f***ed up, ME=fine no dint no scratch nothing loose. hahaha MSP wins again.