yeah... a chick hit my car today.

[redsun]

all u guy suck big ball getting hit by a girl

 

[brealmp3]

way to go newbie pulling up a thread over a year old. learn to read the dates!

 

[Salmon_Rob]

omghi2u im going to post in teh THRAD

 

[vxfilmer1000]

all u guy suck big ball getting hit by a girl

BEST POST EVARR!!!!!11!!!!1one!!!11

 

[chuyler1]

Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better

No, this is still the BEST post EVAR.

 

[GrandBelialKey]

Dont mean to threadjack, but this evening the same exact thing happened to me!!!! Except it was by an older lady (mid 40's) and she was backing into a space....except I was behind her....and she kept backing up...I was like shell see my car and stop....nope. bam. Thank god for polyurethane.

I wouldnt of been that pissed except she kept getting an attitude saying it was my fault, and I was like do you not look in your mirrors before you start backing up into a space?

Then the b**** puts her cig ashes on my hood and I was like can you please not put your ashes on my hood....and then get this! THE b**** WAS LIKE OH YEAH AND TAKES HER CIGARETTE AND PUTS IT OUT ON MY ******* HOOD!!!!!

Anyways I called the cops and we exchanged insurance info, still debating on whether to make a claim or not. Shouldve pressed charges for damage of property for putting the cig out on my hood.

jesus christ. that's the most fuct story I've ever heard. I'd have sprayed the b**** with mace, which I keep where most people have their TT.

 

[InFeXIoN]

wow, commie you should really make that into a comic, or a cartoon it would be badass, wheel hopping fun for everyone.

 

[davco]

No, this is still the BEST post EVAR.

Wow!! I forgot about this post. It is the BEST!!! Hilarious a year ago.....still hilarious now!!

 

[Rawyzf]

bump

 

[98b/w pro]

I got hit by a girl.

 

[-pixy-]

I got hit by a girl.

holy-ugly-wing!


also why did you bump this?

 

[Bala]

Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better

Blast from the past! Holy crap, I havn't laughed this good in days: "What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" (goes and finds something to wipe coffee of flatscreen)

 

[98b/w pro]

holy-ugly-wing!


also why did you bump this?

I don't think my wing is that bad.
It was linked from some one elses sig (pumpkin something)
My post was revelent.
And the topic itself is still pretty funny.

 

[-pixy-]

the Mazdaspeed Avenger is still cool, but that wing is civicesque.

 

[98b/w pro]

It could be supra-like

 

[-pixy-]

ah, very true.

 

[mspdfreak]

I would have stabbed her in the mouth with my dick.