Where are you going?
- Thread starter hello2000
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lies all lies..remember that night i made you sleep in the wet spot?ghostP5 said:
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- Das Pretzelwagon
FINALLY: some good stuff...SpicyMchaggis said:
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- 2018 CX-5 GT
So what's w/the licking the eyeball thing? What IS that? Why? Makes no sense...
And Lara, don't feel bad, I got a 100, hubby got 177
I was like :wtf:
And Lara, don't feel bad, I got a 100, hubby got 177
I was like :wtf:
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- 2018 CX-5 GT
Takes one to know one! (laugh) 
lol It's like that joke about heaven....(I'll probably mess this up):clownphish said:So what's w/the licking the eyeball thing? What IS that? Why? Makes no sense...
And Lara, don't feel bad, I got a 100, hubby got 177
Three guys go to the pearly gates and meet St. Somebody at the gate (forgot which one was standing guard during the joke...lol). He tells them that each one will get a vehicle or mode of transportation depending on what kind of 'saintly' life they lead on Earth. He gives the first guy a scooter and shakes his head "you've been a little naughty and I saw what you did with those trust funds". The guy kinda frowns, but gets on his scooter and goes into heaven. The second guy gets a Corolla, he says "well, at least you showed up to work every day and were a faithful employee and loving father." Guy was kinda pleased at this and at least it wasn't a scooter. The third guy gets a Mercedes and he says, "you that have been so faithful, loving husband and father, loyal employee and unselfish..." gives the dood his car and he goes into heaven.
One day the other two see the guy with the Mercedes pulled over to the side of the road in Heaven. He's crying and hitting the steering wheel. They pull up to him and ask what's wrong. The guy says "I just saw my wife..... she was on a skateboard."
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- 2018 CX-5 GT
LOL lara, I guess his wife was a bad, bad girl. 
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- 2010 Mazda 3 (RIP Mazda P5)
Oof
145 (laugh)
145 (laugh)
