"Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration"
-Thomas Edison
"Gay, I wish"
-Troy McLure
"It is quite a three pipe problem"
-Sherlock Holmes
"I would never join a club that would have me as a member"
-Mark Twain(or Groucho Marks)
"It's better to regret something you have done rather than regret something you haven't done."
-Gibby (Butthole Surfers)
"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"
-Neal Peart (Rush)
"Talk - Action = Zero"
-Joey Shithead (D.O.A.)
and I have a big, fat quotation dictionary if you want a quote on any particular subject.