Another rainy day free pass for my P5 to chill in the garage while I terrorize the city in the crazy truck. Already took out a sprinkler head or 2 & scared the coworker into striping his shorts demonstrating the pure boundarylessness of the truck. Other coworkers tried a prank on it yesterday. They put one of those big thick ass balloons over the tailpipe where it'll blow up when starting the car then make huge explosion when it pops. Didn't work, I saw it & let it get blown up a good bit then just punched the gas until the thing exploded super loud in the parking garage. LOL, it was louder than s***, louder than gunfire, made my ears ring. Laughed my ass of & called them & told them if they hurried they could beat the ambulance there to pick up the lady that was innocently walking by that fell out when it blew. (rlaugh) Asked them to do it everytime I drive the truck. They can't do it to the car because of the 4" diameter tip on the muffler, the truck's is only about 2.5.......fun stuff.