Wanna buy some air???

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It amazes me how much oxygen the american public wastes on a daily basis
 
maybe I should buy it and put it under my hood and get some more horse power.

wadda ya think guys.

i will put it right in fromt of my "electric turbo" but after my "performance zoom chip"
 
my friend at school sold a completely dead laptop battery for $30.00 on ebay last week.

The first line read. THIS BATTERY DOES NOT WORK
 
If I posted a dixie paper cup with a hole in the bottom of it up for sale on ebay, I bet someone would buy it. I swear, how the hell can u spend $120+ on AIR!?
 
****, I've got tons of crap around my apartment. Time to start selling s***!!
 
wtf.......... damn not bad making 120$ on a .02 ziplock bag though.... damnit why didnt i think of that?
 
dude my wife and i are going to be fillling up ziplock bags with our breath all weekend. next week im gonna have my nitrous setup.
 
s***....

i got dust for sale! gets better by age! dust is approx. 10+ years old! ill start the bidding at $50.00 for a ziplock bag! authentic!

- chris
 
Yea me and a bunch of friends were joking around making fun at what you can sell on ebay, we came up with some ideas.

Holy water - just some water in a jar - I'm sure people would be all over it

Instant water - an empty glass with instructions just add water.
 
Damn, if that's the case, I got some "special" air for sale straight from my ass (moon). Highest bid $120......RESERVE NOT MET! (evil)

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