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- '13 CWP MS3 & '16 Mazda6 GT
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals<O
</O
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows
from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' <O></O>
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, & and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna
look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse
through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!
And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait
a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"<O</O<O</O
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals<O
</O3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows
from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' <O
></O>9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, & and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna
look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse
through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!
And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait
a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"<O
</O<O</O
