The Ohio Random Thread... aka We Should Probably Be Working

[Lewis7789]

Wait, what? You got phone numbers from girls? Don't you have a girlfriend, douche?

 

[pmartz16]

I didn't ask for them lol. Its just nice to know I can get them if I want to.

 

[WillD]

"What veggies would you like on your sub sir?"

"Lettuce, tomato, onion, and your phone number. Yeah, just write it on the bread."

 

[pmartz16]

most delicious sandwich ever! I work with her mom, thats how the conversation got started

 

[Lewis7789]

I actually worked up the courage to ask the girl who cut my hair for her number. She smiled and said "Next time you're in.". I was like "**** it. I quit. I'm never getting my hair cut here again...". lulz.

I think I'll just stay single forever and ever and drive Fatty and sleep with my Fender Jazz bass clutched in my arms.

 

[pmartz16]

I'll get you a girl man. She may be kinda young just don't tell anyone her age or let her talk.

 

[o0n8]

I actually worked up the courage to ask the girl who cut my hair for her number. She smiled and said "Next time you're in.". I was like "**** it. I quit. I'm never getting my hair cut here again...". lulz.

I think I'll just stay single forever and ever and drive Fatty and sleep with my Fender Jazz bass clutched in my arms.

There's always mail order brides. That was my back-up plan.

 

[Lewis7789]

I'll get you a girl man. She may be kinda young just don't tell anyone her age or let her talk.

As long as she doesn't say "totes" or "oh em jee" we should be okay.

 

[Perro del Sol]

Have I got a woman for you and she is a looker and can cook her ass off! Lauri, know her too! See, you need a woman, not a girl!

 

[Lewis7789]

Oh I'm just kidding. I don't want to date anyone. I've got Peaches.

 

[Perro del Sol]

Oh I'm just kidding. I don't want to date anyone. I've got Peaches.

With or without underwear!?!

 

[pmartz16]

With or without underwear!?!

unneeded visual

 

[Lewis7789]

With or without underwear!?!

lol! +2

yucky.

 

[princess peach]

I'll get you a girl man. She may be kinda young just don't tell anyone her age or let her talk.

he don't need her to talk

With or without underwear!?!

bwhahahahahahahahaha

unneeded visual

(beer)

 

[Fiji Mazda3]

Just the opposite, now I can't do all that. I'm going to take the opportunity to show my boss what I can do since there's going to be more of a spot light on me. She's a little short staffed in a couple other areas that have bigger paychecks. Wouldn't mind being promoted to one of those positions.

That doesn't mean you don't have to respond to my text message.

"What veggies would you like on your sub sir?"

"Lettuce, tomato, onion, and your phone number. Yeah, just write it on the bread."

Holy s*** that's a great line. (lol)

 

[pmartz16]

mom is buying a computer for my sister for college. Where is the best place to get a discounted laptop at? What websites do you guys use?

 

[o0n8]

That doesn't mean you don't have to respond to my text message.

? Last text I got from you was May 31st

 

[o0n8]

mom is buying a computer for my sister for college. Where is the best place to get a discounted laptop at? What websites do you guys use?

Last computer I bought was from from HP w/ a corporate discount

 

[pmartz16]

I only get 2% off at dell from work. But get 10% off from anywhere for being in school. But I have been pounding the discount over stock websites hard.

 

[princess peach]

I either go to BestBUy, Newegg.com or Amazon. Tigerdirect.com also has good prices but I've never liked their site