I'd be an awesome trucker except i fall asleep a lot while i'm driving.
-Story mode-
I once began falling asleep at the wheel on my way home from either aimlessly driving around or aimlessly driving around after aimlessly hiking around, and as i began to slouch over and close my eyes i thought about the car in front of me. I though, "i could get home quicker if i push the gas pedal all the way down, but then there's this car in front of me. The front of my car would probably bump into the back of that car"
Then i stared into the back of that car, which for some reason i remember being a miata although i know it wasn't a miata, and to my amazement i had indeed pushed the gas pedal almost all the way down and was about to bump into the back of whatever that car was. Ever alert, i slowed down and avoided bumping into anyone.
I probably started falling asleep again maybe 5 minutes later...
-end story mode-
(story mode story is meant to be read with a funny story telling accent and over dramatized)
now i drink like 5-10 cups of coffee every day to stay awake, or eat a bunch of funny snacks while i'm driving. Trucker!!!!!!
(pro tip: acting like a trucker and yelling "trucker" can also keep you awake)
nice miatas- i want a mariner blue one...