Roywhitep5
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Whats the funniest or trippiest thing you've ever thought of or heard while stoned?
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Roywhitep5
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i think the strangest thing i have ever thought about was when i saw the curtains blowing in the wind and thought to myself "whoa... the wind is making those curtains its beeotch..."
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I, along with a room ful of friends, once watched a screen-saver for a good 45 minutes.
LaserBlueMSP
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i was talking about some stupid s*** that i dont remember, and asked the people around me if i was even talking outloud
NoRotorNoMotor
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i was on campus and went to 7-11 with some buddies...one went in to buy beer and the other guy and i stayed outside
my friend decided to start a fight with some cable guy and punched him in the face so the guy when back to his truck and pulled out a shot gun
we both ran inside yelling "gun" but i ran the wrong way and didnt make it to the back storeroom
i tried crawling on the floor but the guy cut me off and had the gun pointed at my head. the clerk pressed the panic button and the police where there really fast
anywho, while i had this gun pointed to my head i noticed i was on the candy aisle and all i kept thinking about was that i could steal so many candy bars and nobody would know
wasnt until after that guy and my friend where arrested and i sobered up i realized how intense it was. his 8 year old daughter was in his truck, sure she will remember the night daddy yanked out a gun, stormed into 7-11 and got arrested
my friend decided to start a fight with some cable guy and punched him in the face so the guy when back to his truck and pulled out a shot gun
we both ran inside yelling "gun" but i ran the wrong way and didnt make it to the back storeroom
i tried crawling on the floor but the guy cut me off and had the gun pointed at my head. the clerk pressed the panic button and the police where there really fast
anywho, while i had this gun pointed to my head i noticed i was on the candy aisle and all i kept thinking about was that i could steal so many candy bars and nobody would know
wasnt until after that guy and my friend where arrested and i sobered up i realized how intense it was. his 8 year old daughter was in his truck, sure she will remember the night daddy yanked out a gun, stormed into 7-11 and got arrested
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Roywhitep5 said:
At a friends bday way back when I first started puffing, we smoked an 1/8th of some skunk between like 4 of us (we were rookies), and I convinced my friend that last time I was this fuct I had to go to the hospital cause I almost died. A couple minutes later my friend was missing (btw this is at like 2 in the morning, and my friends parents are sleeping up stairs) I go up stairs to get some munchies and he's just about to wake his dad to drive hime to the hospital. I told him i was kidding, then we went and smoked some mo s***.
Another time, we were in my buddys garage smoking some oil on a hot plate, for some reason one guy decides to go egg the neighbors house, he runs off and comes back l5 mins later huffin and puffin "man that was awesome" he says. No more than a minute later the garage door flys open and my buddys neighbor is standing there (super religious morman btw) in a huge cloud of smoke, coughing and s***, trying to ask us if we seen anyone run by cause his house just got egged. (smoke)
good times.
shaun(canada)
oh man i got a good one.
its got a little backstory. it took me about 3 or 4 tries smoking to get high, and the first time it wasnt that great, because we were smoking some mexican ditch weed, and i got a little buzz. the next day (i believe it was the last or next to last day of high school) we got out early being seniors and my friend asked me if i wanted to smoke to celebrate.
he pulled out some hydro.
i didnt know any better so i ripped the s*** out of it, it felt like my lungs were caving in.
i was soooo high. it was great. i was sitting on my couch, i couldnt even move my arms. i tried thinking about it, and i got a really weird visual in my head, it looked like a road in oklahoma or something with fields on each side and some really really really nastly looking dark gray swiriling clouds. there were power lines next to the road, but they were severed. i imagined that that roadway was the inside of my arm and the nerves to make it move were severed, it was crazy.
then i hear the phone ring. it was my metal shop teacher, (who is a turd by the way) and he was calling me to tell me i failed his class (i didnt even show up for the exam because i didnt need the credits, i graduated with about 8 credits more than i needed)
it was the funniest conversation, hes such a tool and a smartass, he acts like a little kid. i told him i didnt really give a **** that i failed and he got pissed that i didnt care and hung up.
it was a great day
its got a little backstory. it took me about 3 or 4 tries smoking to get high, and the first time it wasnt that great, because we were smoking some mexican ditch weed, and i got a little buzz. the next day (i believe it was the last or next to last day of high school) we got out early being seniors and my friend asked me if i wanted to smoke to celebrate.
he pulled out some hydro.
i didnt know any better so i ripped the s*** out of it, it felt like my lungs were caving in.
i was soooo high. it was great. i was sitting on my couch, i couldnt even move my arms. i tried thinking about it, and i got a really weird visual in my head, it looked like a road in oklahoma or something with fields on each side and some really really really nastly looking dark gray swiriling clouds. there were power lines next to the road, but they were severed. i imagined that that roadway was the inside of my arm and the nerves to make it move were severed, it was crazy.
then i hear the phone ring. it was my metal shop teacher, (who is a turd by the way) and he was calling me to tell me i failed his class (i didnt even show up for the exam because i didnt need the credits, i graduated with about 8 credits more than i needed)
it was the funniest conversation, hes such a tool and a smartass, he acts like a little kid. i told him i didnt really give a **** that i failed and he got pissed that i didnt care and hung up.
it was a great day
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ZeroAccess
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I don't smoke anymore, but way back when I did we were poppin pills and smoking at a friends house. Well there was a troll on top of the tv and we were playing video games. That little troll grabbed my remote and started swinging the chord, scared the hell out of me. So I talked to him for like 45 minutes telling my friends I was gonna beat the hell out of this troll.
Then the usual what if's and stuff, I think we came up with this frictionless world, so me and a friend (stoned and drunk) are trying to explain it to this sober guy who just started smoking. Well at the beginning were explaining it toward the end all 3 of us are in the kitchen sliding around in our socks screaming for the world to stop spinning.
Then the usual what if's and stuff, I think we came up with this frictionless world, so me and a friend (stoned and drunk) are trying to explain it to this sober guy who just started smoking. Well at the beginning were explaining it toward the end all 3 of us are in the kitchen sliding around in our socks screaming for the world to stop spinning.
Roywhitep5
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ooh this thread stired up a couple memories
one time i went to buy some weed by my friends house right before he went to work, so we smoked and got on the light rail to go home(his work was on the way). we rode for a while and when we got to his stop, he got out. right after the doors closed, he slammed on the window where this guy was laying his head and i just started cracking up. the whole time i was laughing, the guy was sitting across from me and i was totally oblivious to that fact. i didnt even realize it til the next day
another time i went to a friends house with a group to smoke after school. this guy who i didnt know yelled" hey!!! wait up!!" so we waited. when he caught up, we all walked to the house. after smoking for a bit, the guy who i didnt know said he had to leave. about a minute after he left i asked the group who he was AND NOBODY KNEW!!!! then we all praised him for having the balls to slip into a group unnoticed and smoke with them. To this day all we know about him was that his name was steve.
one time i went to buy some weed by my friends house right before he went to work, so we smoked and got on the light rail to go home(his work was on the way). we rode for a while and when we got to his stop, he got out. right after the doors closed, he slammed on the window where this guy was laying his head and i just started cracking up. the whole time i was laughing, the guy was sitting across from me and i was totally oblivious to that fact. i didnt even realize it til the next day
another time i went to a friends house with a group to smoke after school. this guy who i didnt know yelled" hey!!! wait up!!" so we waited. when he caught up, we all walked to the house. after smoking for a bit, the guy who i didnt know said he had to leave. about a minute after he left i asked the group who he was AND NOBODY KNEW!!!! then we all praised him for having the balls to slip into a group unnoticed and smoke with them. To this day all we know about him was that his name was steve.
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trippiest thing? Two sheriff's deputies shining their maglights in our faces (me and two buddies), marching us approximately one mile in the pitchblack night to our campsight, making us produce every last twig and apparatus among us, and leaving us w/out for the remainder of the festival. However, fellow smokers are quite generous, especially when others are in peril. 
Trippy...not a good trip, but very trippy experience indeed. Of course I've had a thousand wonderful times to that one.
Trippy...not a good trip, but very trippy experience indeed. Of course I've had a thousand wonderful times to that one.
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Mad Hatter
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portishead, good music. As is just about any trip hop.
used to watch a lot of winamp visualizations as well. Very entertaining.
Been a few years, brings back some memories.
used to watch a lot of winamp visualizations as well. Very entertaining.
Been a few years, brings back some memories.
yourfather_luke
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when i was 19 and living in s.f., my friends and i ate a bunch of shrooms then smoked some vish-ass weed. completely wasted, we decide to go drive across town to eat. jump into my brocolli grean 1974 duster with plaid seats, no speedo, no belts and start plowing around the streets. anyone familiar with driving in s.f. can relate.
so we take some detours and start driving around twin peaks. i was driving, btw. 1 of my friends points at a 911 targa and is like "that's robert redford driving! dude, catch up!" so here we are- 3 complete stoners driving around a ****** up car as fast as possible, working that 3-on-the-tree, chasing a brown 911 around hills, corners, everything. 5 or so minutes into it, we catch up and guess what....redhaired old granny lady flips us off and starts screaming. priceless. i'm just glad cell phones weren't around back then needless to say, i don't take shrooms anymore.
so we take some detours and start driving around twin peaks. i was driving, btw. 1 of my friends points at a 911 targa and is like "that's robert redford driving! dude, catch up!" so here we are- 3 complete stoners driving around a ****** up car as fast as possible, working that 3-on-the-tree, chasing a brown 911 around hills, corners, everything. 5 or so minutes into it, we catch up and guess what....redhaired old granny lady flips us off and starts screaming. priceless. i'm just glad cell phones weren't around back then
needless to say, i don't take shrooms anymore.yourfather_luke
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another one of my many fond stoner memories is going to pink floyd in 92 i think at oakland. passed around a glass bowl filled with medical grade my friends used to grow for the local patients. smoked out 5-6 people around us and about 45 minutes into the music, i turned around to offer more to the couple sitting behind me. looked at the guy's wife and she had her head slumped down between her legs, crying her ass off. came to find out later that she hadn't smoked in years and my s*** took her by complete suprise. it had her so f'in high it was incredible.
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BUMP! *this thread rocks*
Me and my friend got totally baked and went and saw Freddy Vs. Jason. Enjoyed the movie, went back to his place and while im takin a piss i hear my friend start hollering "dude! dude! Freddy and Jason are fighting in my basement." I personally didnt see s*** but he was freakin out!
