Pick up lines?

And when she gives you a black eye... then you'll get the end of that line. lol

I hate pick up lines, they never work. Not on me or any other girl with intelligence I know. The only things they're good for is an internet laugh or a really corny bathroom joke book read. lol

I personally like a man with little to say.... strong and silent type. Men that are confident dont usually talk much, but they show you what they know by their actions. The ones that talk alot just end up dissappointing you after all their bragging and trash talking. Chumps, not champs.

A few easy ways to get the girl you're after. So simple sounds almost idiotic and routine. Brush your teeth and use a breath mint (girls WILL remember that one time you came up to them with bad breath, they'll associate that with DONT KISS THAT YUCK MOUTH....ARGH!). Don't over cologne yourself or NOT wear any at all. Girls associate most smells to sex, so smell good (not overpowering) and take a bath. lol Compliment her when no one else has. It's better to say something nice whenever other people arent complimenting her on something, she'll remember you better that way. And when you compliment her, dont do it obsessively, no one likes a kiss ass. Dress differently on occasion. Not James Bond style, but mix things up a bit. Dont let her see you in the same ol' flip flops, white knee socks and polo shirt you love so much that she's seen ten times on you. I mean, if you've worn your favorite shirt over 2-3 times in the same week, it could probably walk around on its own. Girls like variety and they like to see different sides of you. For some women, this includes style which means you can improvise and diversify. There's some other little things, but hell, I'm sure half of you stopped reading after the first line. Guys dont read anything without car parts or sex in the first sentence. lol
 
lol, I wont get a black eye. I dont use pickup lines with girls. I just find them funy. I'll use them on girls I know but only cause they know I'm jikong around.
 
I wonder what girls would say to guys? I've never used one. But this is funny ....

I got REALLY REALLY wasted back in Miami when I was like 22 and asked some chick I just met if she wanted to dance. She said "umm... I dont like this song, maybe the next one." I was like "I GOT TURNED DOWN??!!!!".... "BY A CHICK???!!!!!!" Ohhhhhhhhhh the humanity! Freggin b*tch, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MISSED DAMNIT! At that moment, I felt like every other guy that I've ever said "nahh, not this one, I dont like this song and I dont feel like dancing right now." lol

And dont ask me what I was doing asking some chick to dance with me. I have NO clue myself. But damn, I have no game. lol
 
.. Whatever you do, don't follow the girl back to her house as she's driving home from work. And even worse -- don't do it three times.

Big, big turnoff.
 
t3ase said:
I've heard girls dont like people who bring threads up from two years ago.

and here I was thinking I was doing something good by not wasting space and continuing with an old thread instead of making a new one. Excuse me for being efficient. Ohh, btw, YOU'RE fired. hah, how do you like that one Turd Burgler
 
laracroft said:
.... strong and silent type. Men that are confident dont usually talk much, but they show you what they know by their actions. ...

i think you've just described a cave-man.
 
"I've been married for 11+ years so it has been a LONG time since I used a line. Now it is just " Do ya wanna...NO! OK guess I'll go surf for a while"

LOL!


Yeah, sometimes it's all about timing. My friend and I were at a concert and I was looking over at this great looking girl and her friend......I saw this guy hitting on the friend she was with so I just went over and said, "Man, that guy has horrible taste, her picked the wrong girl." Got a BIG smile in return and was a great ice breaker. I hate pick up lines and that's about as far as I'll deviate from "Hey, I'm Chris." Sometimes for fun I like being really honest just because the reaction is great. Something like, "Hey, my Name's Chris. I wish I could think of something witty and clever to sweep you off your feet, but truth is, I'd like to take you out to see if you're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside." I love that penguine line though, I might have to try that one. Pick up lines used to be unique, now they're so played out that simple introductions are a great way to show you have class and aren't trying to just get into her pants.
 
laracroft said:
Nahhhh... girls are all about bringing s*it back up from 2-3 years ago. lol
Hahaha so true. You girls never forget....I wish I could remember crap like that in the heat of an argument!!!
 
vindication said:
and here I was thinking I was doing something good by not wasting space and continuing with an old thread instead of making a new one. Excuse me for being efficient. Ohh, btw, YOU'RE fired. hah, how do you like that one Turd Burgler
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i got one.
just ask whats your name?
and when she tells you, you tell her
i didnt know angels had names! (thumb)
 
my friend came up with a pickup line... which i think is pretty funny just because he's rediculous and would probably actually use it.

"Hey.. wanna have a threesome? I'll pay more attention to you."

He has also used the penguin one... but his version was "how much does a polar bear weigh". same thing though

only other i can think of right now is

"**** me if I'm wrong... but isn't your name Jonas?" (or any other random name that definately wouldn't be the girls name)
 
How about

"Girl, You must have had your Lucky Charms this morning.........Because you look Magically delicious"
 
The sad thing is, I've heard almost all of these and the only ones that are half "ok" is anything with animals and the lucky charms one. lol

Where you guys find these, the world will never know.

And I asked alot of my girl friends.... the only ones that would fall for the lines with anything having to do with sex in it, as a joke or otherwise, are the ones that dont mind having one nighters with the guy. Other than that, the majority said they automatically see "jerk" written on their foreheads as soon as the line leaves their lips. So I guess its not the line, its actually how cute you are and how long they hadn't gotten "any". lol
 
So I guess its not the line, its actually how cute you are and how long they hadn't gotten "any". lol
...in which case "Hi, wanna ****" will do just fine.

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